Fuck the stupid holidays. Fuck off everyone complaining I’m not in the spirit. Fuck off with trying to make me smile through the dreary days leading up to this retarded event I want no part of. Everyone will just have to deal with the fact that I won’t be coming home for xmas… I won’t be celebrating xmas here either… I don’t give a flying fuck about your stupid cookies or diabetic-coma inducing sweets. Your gifts will be returned to you so don’t even bother. Enjoy your stupid, fucking turkey dinner, fuck off, and leave me the hell alone. —And don’t you fucking DARE give me any chocolate oranges.
This article appears in Dec 23-29, 2010.
Z3?
The fat man in the red suit ought to deliver you a punch in the mouth real early Saturday morning.
You sound like such a pleasant, upbeat person. Good luck with that.
Someone needs a hug!
Someone needs a fist in the mouth
Hmm…..does the OP belong to Al Quida? Allah!
Jesus Christ OP stop trying to be the devil’s advocate and go drink some fuckin eggnog and watch Frosty the snowman! Fuckin scrooge.
Maybe, Seb, OB does have the charisma of a meat hook.
it’s otay zZz, i don’t like those oranges either…serenity now
Hey man ,you know you can dump the commercialism that is trying so hard to ruin the Holiday IMO. But that doesn’t mean you can’t go get together with friends. You don’t want to go home, fine, but you could call your mom & some close family, just to tell them you’re OK & see how they are… no ones forcing anyone to conform, although I hear you about how stupid its becoming…people near bankrupt themselves buying ridiculous presents…totally missing the reason for the season.
:::::::WHICH IS :::::::
Party your guts out
Overindulge in food , booze & sex.
That’s real reason for the season ~;)
WTF?
you all go off,… enjoy your stupid holidays…
I wish people would stop guilting me into ‘doing this’, ‘going there’, ‘smile more’…
heckling someone who’s already pissed off and not in any mood to celebrate isn’t really the best strategy.
have your stupid holiday and leave me in peace.
Someone’s had a real shitty year. Your Bitch Buds are feeling for you. It takes guts to wear your heart on your sleeve, even on an “anonymous” site. On the up side – you did get to see Spamalot so the year wasn’t a complete waste. Ni?
P.S. I’ll take your chocolate oranges. I luv ’em.
this one’s for you buddy
http://images.tfaw.com/covers_tfaw/400/oc/…
Just because YOU don’t like Christmas, doesn’t mean that you have to make everyone around you feel like shit… and that’s super rude of you to deliver gifts BACK to your friends and family. That’s going to really, REALLY insult them. If you don’t want them, the least you could do is take them and donate them to someone less fortunate.
If you don’t want to celebrate that’s your decesion (duh), but you don’t have to be a prcik about it.
Misery loves company…or maybe he doesn’t…not sure here. Ignore everyone and their holiday spirit. In 3 short days it will all be in the past and you’ll have a whole year to enjoy before it comes again. And who knows…next year you could be all “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night”. 3 days Z….3 days and it’s all over. Be nice to your family though…you may not have all of them next year…so be nice to them while you have them. I’d avoid the alcohol for the next 3 days as well…it always makes me my worst personality times 10….so stick to the root bear and orange crush. Grab some chips and dip…rent A team or Easy A…..maybe go see Yogi in the theatres.
Wow. zZz’s even persnicketier than I thought these days.
Hope 2011 bring a bit more, uh, cheer in your life, bud.
Wow, I was expecting the typical holiday can eff off bitch for weeks now. Surprised they lasted this long without. Now excuse me while I go finish my shopping and take my bird out to thaw.
I wouldn’t want you around me or my family during the holidays, your attitude is like a wet blanket. I am glad your not going home to poison your families Christmas. I am sure now they will enjoy it without your mean, thoughtless self.
So barricade your self in a cold damp basement somewhere and hibernate until 2011
jdp, I guess I’m just a cruel, heartless bastard.
but then, we all knew that.
from Alberta all the way to this circle of hell.
how is giving gifts back any worse than re-gifting them?
I fail to see that logic.
yes, thank you Enough.
I’ve been telling everyone that for over a week now.
the doctor said to take the BLUE pill when waking, not the white one, OP!!!!
The way society is going we soon won’t be able to call it Christmas without someone THINKING someone gets offended, so you already have your wish.
fuck o.p., who pulled your panties over your head. i’ll take all the cocky oranges you wanna give me. and by the way, fuck you too, douchebag.
Honestly, zZz sounds depressed.
… so you wanna go caroling with me 🙂
i should have read the comments first, zzz, what the fuck is up with you man. but i don’t take that douchebag back.
The title of this bitch just caught my eye !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfZUX5svCg
Enjoy my favorite xmas song…it’s even better than “grandma got run over” OB !
ya think? roooooooo
To me Christmas is just another day, I usually work,however, I do not go around and tell people to fuck off. zZz, you don’t like it, fine, that’s your choice but keep it to yourself, others don’t want to hear. BTW I hope you told your boss you don’t want your bonus or holiday pay.
I’m only telling them to because they keep pestering me…
and thanks Bro, that bonus talk made me laugh at least.
OP you need to heal
Merry Christmas
Well, it’s not like zZz had a banner year. I don’t really blame the guy for being all bah humbug and wanting to be left the fuck alone on xmas.
But all this saddness lately…maybe you need to talk to a healthcare professional :P…no seriously, hope 2011’s much better for ya, buuuuuddy *in pauley shore voice a la inlaws*
you can bet I’ll be wheeeeeezin’ the ju…uuuuuuuuuice in a scant few minutes.
“have your stupid holiday and leave me in peace.”
Oh comeon. If you wanted to be left alone so badly you wouldn’t have bothered to post this.
…because he knows we will put up with him, at least he doesn’t tell anyone to gdiaf or show pictures of his asshole
If you live in Canada you MUST celebrate Christmas, if not then leave.
Time to plan your vacation for next Dec. to a non-Christian country so you can avoid the season here. Perhaps India, Turkey or similar. Avoid your hassle and also making misery for others.
zZz, or anyone else for that matter, there’s always an extra chair at the table.
And I’m in the city(s) tomorrow, if anyone wants to join me for lunch and a beer.
dartguy, you’re being ironic, right? If not, you forgot Iran.
Happy Festivus Baby!!!
chocolate oranges?
I’ve been looking all over them damn things!
Anybody know where I can find them?
anywho… have a very ummm.. bitch’n christmas y’all 🙂
My grandmother is going to die tomorrow or the next day and I’ll be alone and I’m still celebrating, well drinking myself into a coma. Don’t be such a negative nelly! It might cheer you up to try to have some fun.
Sorry about your Nan sodey. Mine died around Christmas a few years ago too, but it was OK because I didn’t like her very much anyway!
Thank you. I’m sorry to hear you didn’t have a nice granny!
She was a crabby old lady who never liked me because I was too “rambunctious.”
well gang, here it is, cex 24/10. hope to see you all after the silly season. in one form or another. hugo, if i wasn’t so busy for the next week, i would take you up on your offer, a raincheck maybe? and to all a good night, you too zzz, hope you get over your slump dude.
if you remember, i shared awhile back, my reason fot the LIFE SUCKS tag, my first love and wife, died on christmas eve, due to a drunk driver. that is my problem, and i have to remember that every year at this time. but i don’t try to ruin the day for anyone else. life is really fucking short dude, enjoy what you can of it. tatas.
OMG LS that’s AWFUL 🙁 I’m so sorry to hear about that. Did the fucker driving die? Or did he live to get a slap on the wrist? I hope it’s the former.
Sodeypop: sorry to hear about your grandmother 🙁 My favorite grandmother died on Thanksgiving when i was four and i still miss her 🙁
ECHO64: I think my Jewish cousin would disagree 😛
Your post brought tears to my eyes, LS. Drunk drivers should be loaded on a bus full of dead roadkill and driven off the Cabot Trail. I lost 4 relatives due to drunk-fucking-cocksucking-‘think-of-only-themselves’ assholes, one of my cousins was only 19 and it was just before Christmas. I really feel for you, buddy, and can completely understand why Christmas might not be a great time for you.
@ Hugo – ‘fraid I’ll have to take a raincheck today – too much last minute stuff to take care of, but definitely in the New Year *gluglug* You and your hounds have a Merry Christmas >: )
for all the python fans…heehaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
Merci Painey, and in keeping with the Yorkshire theme –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLoVF7vcBtY
Merry Christmas Baz >: )
TTFN: how’s this for ya — the cocksucker who killed my aunt and uncle while driving drunk with a suspended license (going down the wrong way on the 102) was still alive after the crash when the rescue crews were there screaming to get him out and then BAM his car blew up and he burnt to death screaming his face off.
It’s sick, maybe, but it does give me some comfort, though i doubt it gives my cousins who are parentless any.
The cocksucker’s cunt of a wife gave him the keys to her car knowing he had a suspended license should’ve been prosecuted, but nothing was ever done to her. She’s as bad as he is. She knew he was a drunk with several DUIs.
Drunk drivers are no better than rapists and murderers and should be prosecuted as such.
Totally agree with you, PK. When you get behind the wheel of a 2000 pound hunk of metal drunk, you are a potential murderer.
Our family, too, knows the pain of the loss of a loved one due to drunk driving (on Christmas Eve). It has destryed our family Christmas celebrations ever since.
We all know drunk driving is wrong. How does even allowing for .05% inebriation before driving even send the message that drinking and driving is wrong? Allowing drinkers to self-monitor their level of inebriation is a recipe for disaster. Whoever came up with this logic must have been a drinker!
quit being such a whiney bitch Scrooge. I hope you slip on some ice.
Hey zzz go fuck yourself and have a shitty holiday season. Is that better? Is that the kind of attention you are looking for you attention whore?
Next time be an adult and suffer in silence.
To my fellow bitchers on LTWWB: I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Eat lots, drink and be merry. Just remember not to drink and drive and hope to see you all here in 2011.
Love to all,
Grace
xoxo
la meme chose pour vous http://www.glwr.org.uk/upimages/Coillectii…
SHITD: this is a board for bitching — did you really expect sunshine and roses?
Give zZz a break — dude’s had a rough year.
Merry Christmas Bitch Buds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyNXLXl8iA
I’m with you zZz, I hate christmas, everyone gets so stressed about money and finding the ‘perfect’ gift, spending money they don’t have, people are so distracted that they don’t pay attention to their driving, kids become over excited and are shrieking like monkeys, the stores are filled with tacky decorations… its horrible. But at the same time, you have to admit that some people actually do some pretty nice things over the holidays, it would be better if they just did nice things all year but I digress. I love seeing all the food gathered for Feed NS, knowing that money is being raised for people less fortunate than us sitting in our warm living rooms with our laptops, or for animals who have been abused and left out in the cold to starve. Instead of being bitter about it all just do something nice for someone who will appreciate it, volunteer at a shelter, walk the dogs at the SPCA or just bring a bag of food to the Metro Food Bank… it’ll make your heart feel a little better. Then after that go home and guzzle a bucket of tequila and run through your neighbor’s yards wearing nothing but a sock (location is up to you)
Being angry takes up too much energy.
Wishing all my dear bitchers a very Merry Christmas!
If you happen to struggle with the season, may it pass by with as much peace as possible.
Cheers, one and all!
I’m with mei — being angry DOES take up way too much energy.
I’m off to hang up my bra on the fireplace tonight, hoping Santa will fill it with turnips or a pair of hedgehogs – I could go either way. Have a good holiday, fellow Bitchers – loves ya all – enjoy your time with your loved ones and remember that infamous Christmas grace: ‘Good bread, good meat, good Gawd, let’s eat.’
thanks ye olde bitch. sleep well
I’ve stolen one of TTFN’s bras and Hugo & I are going mumming, so when the world’s first pair of conjoined Popes show up at your door, be generous with the libations. Merry Christmas to our bitchers from da Rock. Rawk!
Fill ’em double DDs with Screech, me sons, and dance on your treetops until dawn. It’ll be ‘rawkrawkrawk – (thump)- raaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwkkkkkkk…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’ fer me until December 26th, maybe the 27th if I can arrange for a forklift to carry my sleeping carcass to my bro’s Boxing Day wing-ding. Don’t overdose on ten year old medicated candy canes, guys.
Nothing nicer than Bar B Q venison on christmas eve.
Makes me happy to think the sleigh might be a bit late this year, because of our efforts ~;)
Good night all, sweet dreams.
Till the morn
Shut the fuck up, all of ya. One day of the fucking year only. If it’s too much to accomodate then don’t do it. Nobody forces yas. You can bitch about the parking ban and taxes, which you cannot fix, but do it anyway. But you bitch about Christmas and other religious holidays, which you dont have to acknowledge, but continue to bitch still.
New Years is only a week away.
5 CHOCOLATE ORANGES! – IT REALLY IS A WONDERFUL LIFE! >; )
Fuck New Years !
(they hold it at the wrong time, of year ! )
I’ve been chocolate orange free now for 366 days….
I was quite the grizzly troll the past few but everyone around me forced the spirit through.
It’s been quite the time.
Merry Christmas to everyone, whether you want it or not!
Last night was the Candlelight service at church, home and a bottle of champagne to toast in the Christmas Day, up and opened prezzies this morning, next stop 44 North for a big scoff. Life, for me is very good and I feel sorry for people who do not enjoy Christmas or have much to celebrate.
My thoughts are with the family of Jim Muirhead, the security guy from the waterfront, who is off his meds and lost somewhere in NS – I knew him – not much comfort for them on this joyous day.
this holiday really is for the kids.
Now for another double-decker grilled cheese…
🙂
Merry Christmas all.
No snow….poop 🙁
Off to the beach with the dogs 🙂
Seasons best and a happy tomorrow.
Great Christmas thread. Happy Yule, y’all.
I’m with you zZz. I’m done with the Chocolate Orange, give me Cheese, Please!
I gotta say, my favorite part of xmas is xmas eve — family get together, then some Scrooge (Alistar Simm version plskthx) while ma and I get sufficiently drunk on fancy cocktails with an abundance of delicious foods around to soak up the abundance of liquor.
Ain’t nuthin’ better than that!
ALSO: SANTA FOUND ME YAY! And everyone loved my gifts! And I’m almost in a turkey coma after watching March of the Penguins! What a great xmas! 😀
so begins the long day…
hope you all had a good time.
now start to batten down the hatches, we’re in for a bit of a squal.
*crickets*
hey zZz, no chocolate oranges in my stocking. i’m drinking coffee and glava and smelling the hound’s turkey farts. doesn’t get much better than that^^
I didn’t get any either…
finally.
I only got one and during the Star Wars Marathon yesterday I found it made a pretty good Death Star to The Countess’ Alderaan. Our Christmas Eve was much like PK’s; just replace extended family with bacon wrapped scallops (seriously, whoever came up with the idea of introducing cured pork to mollusks deserves a Nobel Prize).
Spent yesterday knocking back Amarretto nogs (thanks SOBova) watching penguins and Daniel Craig and the lamb cooked perfectly.
I hope everybody had a great day, whatever they chose to do. Screeeeeeeeeeee!
i received 1903 raven edition poe books, love that wacky macabre dude
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uplo…
That is so cool. I always liked Poe. I gave SOBova soft comfy PJs and Tom Baker’s Dr. Who action figure and K-9 to add to our creche. She gave me fancy booze and a book about Hitler during the First World War.
Ivan, I still keep thinking that small pic is Rowdy Roddy Piper every time I see it….
the books are in great shape, they smell old but in that good way. one of the best movies ever zZz http://www.toplessrobot.com/Bubblegum_Clas…
I can sorta see that. If they ever do an utterly unnecessary remake of “They Live” (like they did with “The Hitcher” – wankers!) perhaps they’ll pick SB for the Roddy role. But if they make him give up his Sheffield accent; I’ll boycott with Xtreme prejudice.
great fight scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZpdUUdd3I
that’s cheesier than the fight scene in roadhouse….
PUT ON THE GLASSES….
hey baz, they found jim muirhead, he is okay^^
That’s terrific, Painey. Big Christmas-time love for all the S&R folks and the dog-walkers who found him. ♥
Well zZz (et al.), share your woes with others in the same shoes:
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