Remember that time I was getting really close to this guy, and then backed off because you told me you’d developed feelings for him? And then, the time our other friend started dating him, even though she knew how you felt? Oh, and I can’t forget the time I confided in you about someone I had fallen for, and then you did the same thing she did, and I ended up CATCHING you two together! That was a laugh riot – especially when I found out (from him) that it had been going on ever since the week after I told you.
You’re a stupid, hypocritical bitch if you think you’re getting a Christmas card from me this year. I hope he cheats on you with one of his hot roommates. —Ex-Favourite

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13 Comments

  1. How does her getting or thinking about getting a Christmas card from you make her a hypocrit?

    Why don’t you just fuck the guy that lives 2 trailers down?

  2. yuck. i cant stand how catty some females can be. You should keep a smaller circle of friends, OP.. not cool..

  3. Was that before or after *I* fucked him, Koda?

    😛

    Also: if you don’t have the courage to do anything about it, you can’t exactly bitch when you lose out. We’ve all done it one time or another, and hopefully it led to lessons well learned.

    Next time go for it, OB, and you won’t have to worry about being in this situation.

  4. If he is stupid enough to go with your slutty ex friend then let them make gross horrible nasties together and go find yourself a real man and fuck his brains out! 🙂 That could be your Christmas card to your ex friend, something for her to think about while she is with shrimp dick 🙂 What a bitch!!! 🙂

  5. High School Confidential – but for many they carry it on into their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, the nursing home and then the grave – and probably beyond. Trash is, as trash does, or gets done by.

  6. that’s one reason to not have friends like that. or just fuck friends, which are the best. if you don’t want to screw them more than once, fine, same for the other party. I ENDORSE FUCK FRIENDS. and what’s your game.

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