To my “friends” who write stupid fucking convoluted, cryptic non-sense in their facebook statuses, like… “At the emergency room”… to which all your friends write in to ask if everything’s okay. And the person never comes back to address the situation. Ultimately they were just waiting there with a friend, or they cut their finger or something. Here’s another one: “I’m speechless, I can’t believe what just happened!!”… you can guess what the inquiring minds will want to know, “are you ok? What happened?” to which they never receive any reply. If you do this, FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION WHORE. Get off facebook, you’re fucking annoying! When I read your statuses, I want to claw my own eyes out. Unfriending and blocking now… —CantSTANDja
This article appears in Feb 6-12, 2014.
If it’s that important they’ll call, otherwise who gives a shit about what’s on crackbook.
Yeah, you wouldn’t believe what I saw on Facebook the other day.
Hey CantSTANDja
I post pictures of all my beautiful expensive things on my facebook page. I’m up to 5 friends now!
I have never seen anything on Facebook
Damn, I am one lucky guy ~:D
OMG – Hugo got a haircut.
Plays ‘Taps’ for the ponytail.
it’s a good thing I have friends who write awesome statuses. god I love facebook. best past time ever
Ok I was wrong.
IQ of no more than 65. ^^
Good grief. Just click the little button and unfolllow them if it bugs you THAT much. People who crave attention go away if you ignore them.
Seriously I find people who moan about what others post WAY more annoying than the people you’re describing.
“Ok I was wrong.
IQ of no more than 65. ^^” – cat skank
Clearly, you are an idiot who attacks an unknown person with insults … being unable to form a coherent argument of your own. This is emblematic of all your dealings with anyone who disagrees with your nonsense.
And your cat is about as intelligent as you are .. you write at an ninth grade level .. and have the vindictive mind of a spoiled child, if the comments are truly coming from an adult at all.
I would like to add that I would never attack an unknown person with insults. I would never call them skanks and whores and say they have dementia because they are over 60 years of age.
I worked hard to start my very successful retail business on Spring Garden Road with my parents’ money and would never inflate my self importance using my material belongings as reason of my shit dont stinkness. Nope that’s not me at all. I really don’t understand why people think I am pretentious. I put my parents’ money on the line you know.
Are you being forced by your ‘friends’ to look at and read their pages each day? Not likely – so do not bother checking people’s pages, and free yourself from FB boredom and get back into regular life such as porn, booze etc.
FB has let us know why it would not be worthwhile to read most people’s diaries – if they kept one.
i can’t stand people who do that lol. idiots
“idiots”
What a low thing to say.
” IQ of no more than 65. ^^” – cat skank”
next post
“I would like to add that I would never attack an unknown person with insults.”
keep on trololololoing
I’m guessing another month or so and you’ll get bored and move on…
just like the rest of them. You are anything but unique.
OB
In general people are stupid… and surprise surprise, SOCIAL media is basically just a shit-tonne of people so…. yeah.
Oh, I just had the greatest idea!!!!
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*crickets*