Friendly fire casualties.I was killed by friendly fire. —The Guy You Saw

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  1. With commendable black humour, the Brits refer to such incidents as “own goals”.
    The Americans prefer the phrase “Blue on blue” which, in your particular instance probably refers to the hue of your balls.

  2. In light of some new developments in this little mystery, pointed out by nukka, I retract my former statement. I will now dub this the MOST stupidest bitch ever!!!!

  3. I know exactly what OP is talking about, the friendly fire was put out with the money shot and she wasn’t expecting it. Yanno like “open your mouth so i can……………………………………………… MISS! Thanks hun” *falls over asleep*

    And Yes, I gathered all this from that one sentance and I have an overactive imagination. Doesn’t explain The guy you saw part at the end but so far mine’s the best one we got…. well Ivan’s is good too…. Blue Balls and Missing the money shot for friendly fire… yea.

  4. OP You committed suicide.That leap will kill every time

    Hoist” W.A.C. I’m never sure if you’re actually as stupid as you seem to be. It would almost be categorically impossible, one would think. You must be a troll. Tell me you’re a troll. If you aren’t trolling….I have no words.

    This is an ANONYMOUS message board. Nobody forces you to sign in here ever day to “Get Bullied” by other ANONYMOUS people.”
    Hoist:
    No I’m not fucking stupid. Asswipe. However, I do know you make a good troll.

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