To the idiot that thought it would be a a fun thing to pull his skimask down over his face and yell “freeze” in the liquor store the other day and then explain to the cashier that it was just a “Christmas joke”. Haha, we were all laughing inside while we stood in line behind you. I was also thinking, “how can I break this wine bottle that I’m holding so I can shove it in your neck?” Thanks for the Christmas comedy fuckface!
—Wine lover

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  1. uh, was he charged? CAN you be charged for that?
    that’s not quite as bad a yelling ‘bomb’ in an airport but it’s far from harmless…
    I hope security beat his ass with a flashlight.

  2. The charge under the CCC would be twofold . It would be wearing a disquise in the commision of an idictable offence and the original charge – which would be mischief endangering public saftey. That would be the harshest they could do . But reasonably they could just lay a charge of public mischief. But ummmmm its a wonder someone didn’t lose it and get scared and grab this diptard he might have endangered his own safty rather then others haha .

  3. Maybe he was just FREEZing, which is why he pulled the ski mask down over his face in the first place and said what he did. Better than “cold enough for ya?”

    Also, OP, you can’t be that much of a ‘Wine lover’ if you were going to break a bottle of wine over the guy’s head. No true wine lover would ever let wine go to waste. Unless, of course, it was just a Merlot. I am not drinking Merlot!

  4. Lots of people calling for charges pressed in all the bitches today. You’d think we were turning into Americans.

  5. Haha hey, I’ve noticed that too ‘Pavillion’.

    Oh oh. I hope I don’t get charges pressed against me for some of the things I say.

  6. If this was an American state that was a “right to carry” state this guy probably wouldn’t have pulled such a foolish stunt for fear of a Charles Bronson wanna be in there buying a 6 pack for the way home.

    Its a mixed blessing really.

  7. I’d be pointing out how lame of a robber dude was. Was he scoping the place out before pulling the mask down on his face IN LINE or what?

    Eh, maybe he was just drunk.

  8. He’s lucky an off duty cop wasn’t there. If there were there’d probably would have been a stinky smell after the cop pointed a gun in his face.

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