Hey, kids, if you want to get drunk every night and not have a job, eat food and not have a job, get what you need by dancing around asking for it and instead sighing out loud and wishing you had whatever it is and not have a job, you’re a freeloader, a parasite and a fucking bum.
When you don’t get the shit you’re hinting around at wanting and needing, you can tell yourself stories about the people who don’t give it to you, like they’re selfish and greedy or think they’re better than you, but that doesn’t change the fact that YOU are still a freeloader, a parasite and a fucking bum, no matter how you try to spin your tale of sadness to yourself or your new hosts.
Don’t like where you are in life? Hate that you don’t get the respect you think you’re entitled to, but are too lazy to earn? Losing friends who get tired of you, and covering it up by saying you got tired of them first? Stop gossiping and complaining about the people who refuse to give you handouts, get a goddamn job, and stop being a freeloading fucking parasitic bum! —Sorry, no free rides here!
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
I hate beggars just as much as the next guy, but why do people always assume these people are just lazy? Obviously a fair amount of them are, but the others are either mental (Completely fucked in the head) or addicted to drugs. So I guess I’m trying to say adress all sides of the issue.
Don’t act like your something special because you got a job either, EVERYONE is supposed to work! So don’t act like you’re the shit because you get a pay check.
I can’t be the only one who has known someone who’s been homeless and never asked for a cent.
what about the guy thats trying to loose all his parasite friends, but has nowhere else to go? any advice?
you mean it is not their flying speghetti monster right to all things in life, for free? holy shit, i guess they are due for a rude awakening then.
Beavis: Just Say No. It is the hardest thing you will ever do while at the same time the most liberating thing you will ever do. Once you dump them, you’ll have loads of places to go.
People freeload because people let them. So stop letting them! I had to turn down someone close to me for a hand out recently and it broke my heart, but I had to stand strong. They are 29 years old and decided to quit their job because they had ‘lost their passion for it’. Seriously?! Well, they also lost their ability to pay rent and I am up early every day going to work whether I have passion for it or not because the rent is due. Suck it up.
Are these the bums that hang outside Park Lane and pick fleas off each other?