Dear Reader of The Coast,
All we wanted to do was enjoy our weekly hit of The Coast, infused with our Virgo horoscopes. But you totally ruined it for both of us. You stole our horoscope, only ours, and then put the copy on the bottom of the pile so it was the only Coast issue we could take. Thanks a ton, now I don’t know whether I should avoid mentioning the word ‘xylophone’ this week or something else even more important. You are not cool.
—Loves ALL of The Coast
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.
But you’re clearly online submitting this bitch right? So go find your horoscope.
Seize the day! take up a new sport or hobby. Stop letting psycho-babble dictate your life and grab it by the balls.
Lucky numbers are 3, 12, 14, 23, 43, 49
If those are the lotto picks this week, I’m going to kill myself for sharing with you all….
though I suppose I’ll see you there when we’re collecting the cheque.
Don’t worry about it, horoscopes are bullshit.
I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would read that drivel.
horoscopes are for fools,suckers and the brain dead,which one are you.i can tell you yours right now.you will have an eventful day tomorrow,starting the day,you will get out of bed,and go to bed at night,and still be alive.how’s that for your scope.
and people who shop on the shopping channel and play bingo and watch stock car racing and listen to elvis.
here’s one…today if you leave your cave something will happen but don’t go see avatar because you might become suicidal
and didn’t win a learn’n derby and read harlequin romances and watches wrassl’n and thinks it’s real you know regular folk:)
If you read every horoscope listed, you will find that every single one can apply to everyone’s life.
Horoscopes can be fun if you don’t take them too seriously.
Although, I remember distinctly reading my horoscope after the fact (a few days later) for one particular day and it pretty much predicted the day’s events (the events were kind of a huge deal). that was kind of creepy.
you and about a million other people PK.
they’re bound to be right a fraction of the time.