Lets save them and get rid of the Illuminati! Sounds like a better plan to me…—Just sayin’
This article appears in May 27 – Jun 2, 2010.
Forget the seals!
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Fuck, I thought Tom Hanks took care of ’em.
fuck the seals, let’s have some nice flipper stew now.
Surprised as hell that the sCroat didn’t get Art Speigelman to illustrate their Sable Island Final Solution article.
BBQ season…..seal cooks up nicely 🙂
The only good seal is a dead one. Scourge of the seas.
What, you guys know what a seal is? I thought ya, killed them all. Ever seen a wild whale? Didn’t think so!
Eastern food fish and all denominations down in the food chain have either been eatin’ or beatin’. Oh ya, you guys still have those creepy crawly things called Lobster. Keep it up and soon those will be gone, too. Hey, have you heard there’s an oil slick heading your way. That should see the permanent demise, of those creepy crawlys…Just my observations.
To hell with Greenpeace and fuck that bloated media whore Paul Watson in the ass. I’d love to see Obama turn loose a dozen Los Angeles class hunter-killers on the Nipponese whaling fleet. Run Silent, Run Deep baby. Fuck Yah!
i love it.if only i was vlad, greenpeace and the others would be in hell.
The only thing I like less than greenpeace is…wait for it…whalers. So fuck you Norway, fuck you Russia and fuck you Japan. Dealing with some countries you’ll get farther with a kind word AND an aircraft carrier battlegroup than you will with just a kind word alone.
fuckyayoua dolphin anda whale killers. go big mammals go
And then we sort out those pricks in Africa, poaching Elephants and Rhinos with RPGs and Kalashnikovs. Real sporting guys, Idi would be proud of you.
And goddamnit leave our bear’s gall bladders alone too, while you’re at it. Need a hard on, get viagra or a finger up the ass.
after my service with the military i tried to get a job as part of an anti poaching team.i applied to parks in africa,told them i would supply my own weapon ammo and survival gear.had a master corporal that was going to join with me.however i never recieved a response
had the remington .228 syntheic varmint picked out.beautiful ballistics attached to that weapon.floating barrel bolt action.yumm
Leave it to first world idiots like PETA to get all uppity about a species that is listed as LC (least concern) by the IUCN. Hell, even the WWF (the wildlife one, not the wrasslin’ one) supports commercial hunts as long as the population stays above 5 million.
“The only good seal is a dead one. Scourge of the seas.”
…but they have a great P.R. department!
I think it’s the 8th provision in the seal hunt agreement…
well maybe not 8th, but it’s down there…
that we are NOT to suplex or powerslam the seals in any way.
they take all the fun out of it.
I wonder if there’s anything in there on chairshots?