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Yes, it is great to keep yourself ‘groomed.’ However, when you clip your nails for 10 minutes (seriously) at your desk, everyone is disgusted. That shit is for at home, not your desk at work. It is so loud! I don’t even want to know how many nail slices are on your chair, desk and floor. It’s gross. Go to the bathroom, at least! —Sick of Your Nasty Nails, Girl!
This article appears in Oct 20-26, 2016.
Oh, you poor thing! Such torture! Such wretchedness over someone clipping their nails!
Now go get yourself a life, you hypersensitive wonk. This is a ridiculous bitch.
The only people who require nail clippers at work are estheticians and podiatrists.
Personal hygiene belongs at home. In private. Not at work. Not on the bus. And certainly not within eyeball piercing nail shrapnel distance of other humans.
Fight fire with fire, start digging in your ears with a q-tip
And the Mr. Meaty Award for Best Comment goes to..
Mr. Meaty. Oh, how I miss thy meaty remarks.