There is not a day that goes by where I do not fall deeper and deeper in love with you. I just want to shout it out to the world… but it is 4:50am and I don’t think my neighbours and roommate would appreciate it too much. So minus the clickity clack of my keyboard I will silently yell it out to the people of The Coast. I will design skyscrapers and beautiful buildings with your image in my head. I will hold your hand as we lose both our cars in a parking lot, then go on an amazing car hunt adventure. I will kiss those freckles on your cheek everyday I see you, just as I have so far. I will grow old and sit on a porch swing with you and talk about our memories together. Like that dream you had about us defending a beautiful fortress against a horde of armoured cattle. The day you told me about that dream I just knew without a doubt that you are “the one”. You are my goal in life, you are my muse. You are my universe, you are the smile that I see. I love you sweetheart, and I can not wait until I see you tomorrow so I can kiss those freckles again. —Altair
This article appears in Jan 13-19, 2011.


Who knew assassins could be so sentimental? 😛
it’s just to lure them into a false sense of security before he shanks them in the neck with his extension blade.
I think they will last forever…thank you very much.
I don’t think RC got the joke.
It’s not that I didn’t get the joke…I didn’t find it funny 🙂
I thought it was very witty…. although I had to research a tiny bit. I saw Altair and immediately thought of the brightest star in the constellation Aquilla.
I was being a asshole. I didn’t get it at all. 🙂
Altair is the protagonist of the video game Assassin’s Creed and is, as the title would imply, an assassin. His signature weapon is a retractable dagger-like blade on his wrist.
this is for you 195 xox
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/16/c…
I only date sentimental assassins.
Damn… I would have dated this assassin back in her day…. although chances are she didn’t shave….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigitte_Mohn…
or better yet- the chick that played her in a movie:
http://www.germany.info/contentblob/209829…
This explains it a little more:
http://nzraw.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2009…
Oh, and Altair – I love you too. For the world 😉
Assassin’s Creed has a horde of armoured cattle?
No, but WoW does…*embarrassed*
WoW has a horde of armoured cattle?
Do they look anything like this?
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comm…
No, more like this, Hugo: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IJhNAiKrf6Y/SHQp…
Yep, there ya go.