For Mr. Zach Galifianakis in the ocean blue

You walk by and give me creep eyes whenever you’re in the building and I try to shoot them back any chance I get. Perhaps you’re a cyberman, those headphones your robotic earpieces, transmitting (uncharacteristic) friendly vibes. We should be pals. —Love to See You Read

This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2012.