This middle finger goes out to the mother of 3 poorly behaved children in the waiting room of a local clinic. It’s a doctor’s office you idiot. Do you think maybe there are people there who aren’t in the best of spirits? Your kids were loud, laying on the floor, and pissing people off. I can’t blame them, they’re kids. The clincher was when your kids were totally invading my personal space and your youngest was driving a dinky car over my shoe and up my leg. Not once did you tell your kids to behave. Not once did you pick your kids up off the floor. I had no choice but to go sit on the other side of the clinic to get away from your kids. I overheard one of your kids ask “why did the man move?” and your reply was “you must have been too loud”. Why to make your kid feel like it was her fault you piece of crap. I moved because YOU, as their mother, couldn’t be bothered to teach your children any manners (or discipline) in a doctor’s office. Way to throw your kid under the bus, douchetard! —B
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.
This phenom. isn’t exclusive to medical office waiting rooms.
It just sucks even more because no one WANTS to go see the doctor, let alone wait 4 hours past your appointment time to actually get in to see them.
Valid bitch, OB, but it probably wouldn’t’ve killed you to say something to either the kid (nicely) or the parent (assertively).
now see, if they were still on strike, that wouldn’t have happened.
another senseless death at the hands of metro transit…
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She probably fed them Doritos and Pepsi for breakfast, and wonders why they won’t behave. Did they have the “welf fingers” (fingers stained orange from Dotitos or cheese stix)?
we had customers ouat that gave their two year old, iced coffees from timmys. we couldn’t really blame the kid for being all wired and weird. shitty parents suck
You moved because of the stupid kids driving dinky cars up your leg, OB, don’t lie. It’s okay, though, bro, I’d totally do the same but only after giving the little brats one hard glare.
Clinic plus exuberent children. Sounds like a fun time.
when you say mother, are you meaning biological, or just taking care of them for the cheque each month? a mother is a wonderful thing, care giver, protecter, teacher, and friend, to name a few things. most mothers today, are just waiting for the next baby daddy to come aong, to pop out another little drain on taxpaying citizens.
So at what point did that mom go from being a spoiled douchebag kid who’s not responsible because HER parents were dumbasses to a grown up adult who is suddenly supposed to know how to raise her own kids?
16? 20? 108?
Kids are human beings. if one of them is pissing you off, ask them nicely to stop. Kids aren’t idiots and they’re a lot less sensitive to gentle criticism than adults.
i’ve tried that crayon eater, they just cry or tell me to fuck off
I asked a small child to lower his voice and he started to cry. I burst into tears and cried louder. We had a crying match and I won. Showed that little prick how to properly make a scene in public.
I’ve spent 30+ years being an immature man child. Little fuckers got nothing on me.
“I asked a small child to lower his voice and he started to cry.” … ’cause you’re dinosaur …
Heh.
If a situation warrants it, I’ll say “Do hush, child” (in a vaguely Mary Poppins accent) that seems to stop the gob.
YOU WERE 16 YESTERDAY, ZILLA!