If you’re going to deliver flyers (which I don’t want), bring them to the door so we can dispose of them in a timely manner. Don’t throw them all over the yard and driveway, some of which I didn’t find until a few weeks later. Besides, aren’t flyer people suppose to deliver the flyers straight to the door? I saw one guy zig-zagging and driving on the wrong side of the street trying to hurl flyers while driving. Also to the people who hire these flyer cowboys, pay them a decent wage so they wouldn’t take these dangerous shortcuts for delivery, or leave rural type properties off the list. —Fed Up Express
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.
If you don’t like the flyers, call to have delivery of them stopped. How complicated can it be?
Hey, asshole, your copy and paste tactics are only going to get this lame comment reported over and over and over again. I’ve reported several of your repetitive missives and will continue to do so whenever they flare up like a bad case of herpes.
Well, whadda ya know – Mr. Copy and Paste has disappeared like a three puff fart.
That’s thanks for bird’s awesome moderating tactics!
One of them ended up on my parents’ roof.
Called, and buddy showed up with a ladder and took it down.
I like in the Spring time when the snow melts and you can fill a whole recycling bag with them.
Oldhand this is why no woman will touch your penis.
Chicks really dig that shit, oldhand. Ask your mom. Or is she decaying under your floor boards?
and if they did that o.p., then this bitch board would be minus your bitch. damn it all, don’t go losing our meat.
No one cared about him last time he was trollin’. Go away douche. You’re the only one with the issues, obviously. Or all of your threats of going to the advertisers, going to the mayor and going to the police would have come to fruition. But they see you for what you are, a sociopathic, psychotic loner troll
listen up you fucking dummy. get the fuk off here, or someone will find you, and rip your asshole all the way. you have got to be the fucking biggest loser on this site. i hope the coast gives your i.p. to the cops, so you can be charged, with being a complete asshole out of season. only a diddler or child molester would keep putting up stupid posts such as yours. do us all a favour and drop the fuck dead, you cretin.
if you don’t like what is said here, you have the option of not reading it. and if your little moral self righteous attitude is hurt, too fucking bad there too. no one, and i mean no one asked you to come here and no one wants you to stay. ( coast editors, please get this douchebag off here, he contributes nothing but bile. at least we get a laug, bar his i.p.)
and by the way nutjob, the only pervert here seems to be you, and yes a honeypot is where you were hatched from, you piece of stupid shit.
“The police have been notified of the child pornography that has been posted here. I’m sure they will be very interested in your “summits”.”
*insert big LAWL here”
‘…The police have been notified of the child pornography that has been posted here. I’m sure they will be very interested in your “summits”.’
I’m with you, Lifey, Protester seems to have nothing better to do than squeal his/her outrage to the cops – yeah, like they’ve going to immediately address a hyper-sensitive whiner over a goddamn bitch board – you are fucking delusional, dipstick. The only child molesters here are the ones that you’ve created in your feeble brain.
You remind me of a typical internet bully, just stirring shit for the sake of stirring shit. Well, I’m afraid you’re outnumbered and not all the repetitive posts in the world will change that.
it’s gone now, guess i must have stirred the pot more than i thought.
LS: I’m continuously banning the IPs but they keep changing. I don’t want to think about how much effort is going into creating new accounts over and over just to be banned again.
Keep up the good work birdie.
Sorry Brendon – no more table dancing for you at the next summit. I know it has artistic merit but we just can’t take the risk of it being misinterpreted. >: (
thanks for trying bird. maybe if we just ignor it, it will go away. and yeah, a lot of effort, for so little mind. you gotta try and get to next bitcher’s summit. i wanna shake your hand, seriously. i think that i speak for all the serious bitchers here.
Have a great long weekend everyone – hopefully when we get back Monday oldhandjob will be gone again 😀
This is getting fucking ridiculous.
bird, man you are earning your pay today love.thanks and watch for the next installment, of how to bee a major douche, let us guys have our fun with it,no holds barred, okay.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
have fun douchebag, we can chat around you anytime, right.
Absolutely right Lifer. Bird is most welcome – if she dares…
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ2…
if this asshole was in new york, he would have a hit out on him. them boys plays rough. but this is just a fucking stupid child like brain. and why only kitty and ngf. why not all of us, me in particular. i say some pretty nasty fucking stuff too shithead. or are you afraid i might put a hit out on you, you just never know, who i know.
this fool puts a lot of effort into doing nothing,ngf, call him out, let him meet face on, to shut you up. that is if it’s got any guts. love to meet it, put in hospital for a long time.
holy shit, they got a ginger on live at 5, cooking up some kind of gross loking shit. blahhhhhhh.
Some kind of SOULLESS gross looking shit, more like^^^
ahhhhh, success.
thanks for the dobie pic suckster, one of my favourite breeds http://www.onlyforpetlovers.com/breeds/Dob…
I love dobies too!
Or should I say…
ZOMG!!!
I LOVELOVELOVE dobies!!!
…anyone getting the fucking hint?
Yes Wheelie and may I just say “Well played you magnificent bastard” Screeeeeee!
screee cubed ya silly bugger, but i do less than three the dobies. they aren’t as intimidating looking without the ear docking. i can live with that http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6nHZT6hAyoc/R158…
As I take a well-deserved bow, I would like to point out Bird banned the anti-troll as well(a move I support and applaud- sorry if it caused more heartache, Bird- I needed a little sunshine after the Darkness of Nos.1-1,000,000).
I love seeing a dobie or other “tough breed” with their soft ear and tails. So cute!
ZOMG!!!
The Troll was here the week I joined the site and had the effect of making me think this place was full of assholes. Then he was banned and I realized people here are actually pretty cool people who have an online persona. I enjoy the Col especially!
It’s humourous that someone who accuses others of being “criminals” for making jokes on a message board, and taked great issue with people using off colour humour would use threats of disruption and job dismissal to further their narcissistic pursuit to be the center of conversation.
You’re a big joke. You predictably pick a couple of people to direct your efforts at, then mindlessly post the same bull until you get bored or tired of trolling.
You’re pretty entertaining.
Let’s go back to ignoring this turd in the punchbowl. It’ll float back up in a year or so, just as last time.
lols
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfwenjQi2r4
❤✔™
Ivan its so funny when you comment I always picture you as megamind now. Lol. My little tuy has watched that movie 100 times and its so funny how you banter just like him. I love it! Wheelie I thought I was following. Was yesterday a holiday for you as well?420
Thanks, Painey!
Notice the more angry the troll gets, the bigger the spaces in it’s spams. Gives one a feeling of accomplishment to know it’s little head is spinning!
ZOMG!!! HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!
LOVELOVELOVE CHOCOLATE!!!
that movie has been recommended by several of my compatriots, mamab. we had many treats at the shoppe…http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mex02X0x4nU/S66ZMWI5T3I/AAAAAAAAGoQ/F1F-jtyb3nU/s400/emo_easter_bunny_funny_chocolate_greeting_card-p137354160452601488skxu_400.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mex02X0x4nU/S66Z…
Megamind Eh? I honestly did LOL at that. Thanks MamaB. And it goes without saying that I *mouse ears* all you perverted cruel sadists as well. >; )
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OmjlCMnXvSE/TWnY…
I love me a blue man 😀
Happy habsbruins Thursday! Yikes – close game…
well now, here it is just about 10 p.m., and my new pic is dedicated to our foolish little piss ant troll. hope you like it, it is a self picture of you oldblowjobhand.
sure is ms ralmn…gojaysgo^^
Even *more* empty space!
He’s really freaking out now!
ZOMG!!! LOVELOVELOVE!!!
lols
whattanumnuts, and he’s completely obsessed with kiddie porn
you know what dude. you are really starting to piss me off. you want porn so fucking bad, then go to a porn site. try woc chatroulette. they have all kinds of perverts and freaks there, so you will feel right at home. man, get a fucking life will you. you are just showing everyone here, how fucking retarded you people are in your quest for a smut free life. i suggest that you go back to how many ever preists have fucked your ass in the past, and ask them to forgive, for being a lousy fuck, and cocksucker. that’s where your probleem lies, not with us. and if you don’t like the way this paper is run, then you use the option of not reading it. as to ngf, and kitty, there are a lot worse people in your churches. take on the government, at any leval. and see how long you last. and one last thing, go to bed, your diddler has a nice big hard dick waiting for you. it also seems like you have the mentality of a 10-12 year old, maybe you really are?
(yawn)
I miss all the empty space… Meds kicking in?
===you know what dude. you are really starting to piss me off.===
Uh oh. You just made a friend for life.
===It is a system, and it is working. Eventually I will automate and distribute the attack once I have collected enough information on the platform and the coding capabilities of The Coast staff.===
Uh, sure it is.
ZOMG!!! LOVELOVELOVE!!!
The fact you actually sat and took the time to draw out the pretty little border says a lot as to your mental state.
1- you said there was illegal activity going on here. False.
2- you said you told the authorities(police etc). Lied.
3- the only one to be sanctioned is *you*. True.
3a- the cops were never called, because of the spurious nature of your “complaint”. True.
4- the more time you invest here, the more hilarious you appear to everyone. VERY true.
5- “It is a system” sounds like you’ve lost your shit, Sparky.
Dude, you’re not even a good troll.
The only one looking like an idiot here is YOU.
ZOMG!!!
If you actually call the police about the specific “crimes” you say happened here, I will donate a thousand dollars to the charity of your choice.
But you won’t.
You’re just an impotent little troll.
LOVELOVELOVE!!!
(counting down for Sir Dooshes newest spam to be deleted)
Bteeeeeee!!!
===I bet you feel all pumped up and powerful after that series of insults don’t you.===
Meh. Unlike you, this doesn’t really mean anything to me. You’re just some anonymous troll talking crap on the net. You don’t warrant much energy. I’m just killing time here, engaging an internet troll.
I know you got to Suckers, but that doesn’t take any skill. He’s grumpy *all the time*. To the vast majority of the posters here you are just an impotent little twerp. You don’t deserve our contempt because you’re so pathetic.
And I bet the police mobilised a task force when they were made privy to there being offensive material on the internet.
===keep it up people===
You’re jealous we can keep it up, aren’t you?
===the Coast will be exposed for===
(yawn)
Some time soon, you’re going to get bored, just like the last time you did this, and you’re going to go back to trying to masturbate to the Sears catalogue(childrens’ underwear section probably) and living that empty shell of a life you live. Then a year later you’ll be back, threatening to call the police for imaginary crimes that only you can see.
And again, you won’t do a damn thing.
If you call up to your mom, maybe she’ll bring you down a grilled cheese sammich.
http://derp.memebase.com/2011/03/26/hurr-d…
and if it doesn’t get bored, well there is always the internet hacking laws to consider. i bet that the coast or some fine bro here, has already alerted the cops to track you down, and nail your ass. remember the douche a few years back, mafia boy, he got nailed too. all because he was so smart.
you are nothing more than a petty little annoyance, and we don’t really give a shit about you and your lines of data shit either. i have an idea who this is, sounds like roddy mc.p, and if it is, i know where you live. so someone just might drop by later today. i would suggest that you find yourself a nice darker hole to hide in. when the people get to you, well you will see more cocks than a whore on cheque day. you have been warned. fuck off now, asshole.
What the hell is all this shit? Hey Mr. Truth, how the hell did you get off the meds, free yourself from the straight jacket and escape from the institution that’s housed you for years?
I’m telling you all, these types they are all over the fucking place. Meh, as long as you are finding fulfillment in whatever the fuck it is you’re doing here, all the power to you. It’s pretty entertaining in a pathetic sort of way. Actually no, it’s just pathetic.
I’m pretty sure DDoS attacks aren’t exactly legit either there retard.
and with admission of guilt
“It is a system, and it is working. Eventually I will automate and distribute the attack once I have collected enough information on the platform and the coding capabilities of The Coast staff.”
Denial-of-service attacks are considered violations of the IAB’s Internet proper use policy, and also violate the acceptable use policies of virtually all Internet service providers. They also commonly constitute violations of the laws of individual nations.
so bring on the cops… you’ll be charged long before any of us would be.
why not just use a quick java program that parses the threads and scrapes the data for you?
seriously… it’d take all of 10 mins unless you’re just a first year comp sci… or arts major.
😉
tool
Haha….. now I am simply amused. Someone doesn’t like the despicably detestable duo of PK and NGF…. hmmm… Sebastard perhaps?
Either way…. LMFAO.
The only thing I fail to comprehend in this situation is the apparent link between delusion and reason. I mean, it’s obvious that there is a certain amount of grey matter lacking within your prefrontal cortex. To say you’d score pretty high with a PCL-R is a foregone conclusion. I was initially leaning more toward sociopathy but realized that perhaps I was being just a tad bit generous in my assumption.
Either way I suppose we’ll be hearing from you after you have finished either brushing your Mom’s hair for her or disposed of her corpse in multiple garbage bags at the bottom of a lake somewhere.
“Got any good OCR libs? 😉 (I already have what I need in c – a real mans language.)”
If you did, you would be done by now….
so bull.
good news is for 15 bucks you MIGHT have a chance at actually coming up with something that would work….
http://www.amazon.com/Beginning-Programmin…
“Twit… the best OCR in the world is open source.”
uh….Most of the best ideas/programs/os’ are open source…
you might as well say ‘cookies taste good’.
or how about
‘I’m not sure what my point is right now… but I’ll continue being my useless self anyways’
you sure can say that again…
ok, so allocate mem…
system call to the poster url with the ids hardcoded to scrape all our posts…
allocate mem for each poster, plop it in there…
system call to main bitch page, parse for thread titles
append titles to main page and system call the url
post big, long, useless string (and you claim to be good at mem management??? pah!)
recur
there’s some pseudo code for you.
get to it so you can DDoS the site and actually prove something.
“system call to main bitch page, parse for thread titles
append titles to main page and system call the url” … oh lawd … I felt like I knew more about the guns convo! … I’m like http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/… right now, yes, do carry on.
Lol
Hey you Zuckerberg, Gates wannabe, if you are such a programming genius, why don’t you sell your brainpower to them……because you ain’t all that…..
and THAT , my friend, is “The Saddest truth”
yeah asshole, if you are so fucking smart. then sell yourself to facebook, to get it working right. there’s idea for you. go fuck up facebook more than it is. if you want a real challenge. we all dare you to try. take your meds roddy boy, i know now that is is you, just by what shit you have been saying. r.c.m.p. are alerted and you mom won’t save you. now take your 5 lines of shit, and pound it up your ass.
was that at me? or the tard?
zzz that was amed at this poor pathetic piece of dung, that thinks he’s smarter than the average mental midget. anuhoo, have fun dorkboy. you will get a nasty shock soon. and oh yes, i came on your mother’s face last year, before she went into hiding.
I missed a troll, that was so bad, they got banned? You guys have all the fun.
You didn’t miss jack-squat Hugo. The Return of Oldhand 2- Electric Boogaloo. Guilty in spades of the ultimate sin in the troll’s catechism – boring & repetitive. Twat actually made me nostalgic for Annie and Seb and that is a 100% sarcasm free statement.
Where the hell have you been , by the way? Donk was worried >; )
oh mai gawd, you’re back! http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f97/geor…
we did miss you, but you didn’t miss much…knowing you, that picture is very appropriate http://www.hotactresssite.com/wp-content/g…
Lolz, thanks, I missed you too 🙂
Move is finished, now it’s cleaning, unpacking & getting organized. Damm, a whole week without a computer, withdrawal was nasty 😉
http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2010…
zzz, man, what can i say, i love that picture, just set it a my desktop background.
“Someone doesn’t like the despicably detestable duo of PK and NGF….”
I sure hope, in my half-cut state, I’m reading that wrong.
Also: where the FUCK have you been, Hugo? You better be tellin’ me you had a however-long-you-been-gone leg cramp! Otherwise I’mma be disappointed in you.
Also: Ivan — got any of those donuts left? I have a craving for a JELLY ONE ZOMG. If I don’t get one soon I’m going to have to go snort some powered sugar from my baking cupboard.
BTW: anyone still peeling from summit II’s sunburns? BECAUSE I AM FFS.
PK – just hooked my computer back up today.
I had a minor trafic accident this afternoon (jk), PETA is totally pissed.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/Leg…
lol – my burn faded into a tan ;P
Hey Cap’n Bullshit- you told me it was Crimestoppers you called.
You don’t even have the stones to call and talk to a person, you have to leave it on a message machine, because a cop would laugh you off the line!
Nothing you say rings true.
See you next year.
So when did you stop beating your wife?
I have called the authorities.
You’re a troll. You’re not here to have a conversation. You did this last year, you’re back doing it again.
I wanna know how someone can report child porn when, uh, there’s no actual child porn.
That’s the same as me reporting to crime stoppers that someone murdered me when I’m actually still alive.
HAH.
And holy SHIT, hugo! That picture was sad+++++ 🙁
I saw a dead kitty once on the side of the road going to work one day and I almost started crying on the bus!
Poor easter bunny!
Let him call the police, s/he might be surprised with the results.
Hay — I’ve taken a polygraph recently where they asked me if I am or have ever been involved with illegal sexual activity and OH HAY, I passed when I said “NO.” The section included child porn.
So joke’s on oldhandjob. 😉
Little on-topic question I wanna sneak in:
I have a little too much time on my hands lately and I think it’d be fun to collect a bunch of these stupid flyers and dump them in front of the HQ of the distributor. I hate these things, but I don’t know how to opt-out because it’s just a bunch of flyers from a variety of retailers.
Who distributes it?
We get very few flyers here, I WISH we could get them, I’d like to see what Sobeys is offering, or such. And fuck online adverts. I want to stay away from the online, well enough to read my online comics and play alittle slingo.
Whyyyy would you report child pornography … making the police put resources into investigating this when guess uh what … there’s on child pornography here! Do you want friends that badly?
Want us to invite you to the next bitchers summit huh huh huh?
Is that it?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/spo…
Our resident troll is clearly an obsessive Ellen Page fan. Remember OldHandSlimeWank, just because “Whip It” didn’t turn out the way you hoped it would:
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/…
It doesn’t give you the right to try and shoot a local politician. *hint, hint*
morning admiral, are you enjoying a full weekend of freedom? http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwy…
Best. Indignant. Troll. Evah.
(starts slow clap)
Hey Suckers, send me those puppy pics!
Donk — I said he wanks to pictures of dead babies and somehow he equated that to me being a child molester and possessing child porn.
This guy has problems. Serious problems.
All are welcome at the summits, except this guy. If he comes… I’m not getting within 1500 feet of it. This fucker’s not playing with a full deck.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are FUCKED UP, oldhandjob.
I’m honestly concerned that you’re a little TOO disconnected from reality.
At first agitating you was entertaining, but now that I’ve realized just how mentally ill you actually are (to the point where all reason escapes you), I just feel bad for you.
Donk’s right — you have the social skills of a gnat and I’m guessing you really don’t have any friends. Posting your garbage on here isn’t going to help with that, either. If you haven’t already, please seek a referral to Capital Mental Health Services. But pack your bags first because I’m pretty sure you’ll be going on a little… “vacation” to a certain facility across the harbour (with the letters “N” and “S” on the sign).
His Trolly Point is that by stating “wanks”, “dead” and “babies” in one sentence, you have created kiddie porn.
He’s been feverishly mining posts for bits to troll with this whole time. Good news is, the posts from the other day with the empty space signal his coming inplosion.
He’ll go away for another year and come back later. He said as much in this or the other thread.
Can’t be bothered to check which. Meh.
He bores me.
It’s appealing to the “what if?” with “what if someone kills themselves?” because the kiddie porn angle hasn’t drawn enough reaction.
Note that when it’s “3 foot long white space” posts failed to make us mad, it changed tactics and is now trying to engage us in conversation.
It’ll be going away soon.
No one said ANYTHING about suicide, asshat. There are lots of people with mental illness who have never or would never consider suicide. Just because I think you’re seriously mentally ill, doesn’t mean I think you would or that I want you to kill yourself. And if you do have those urges (because no one brought up suicide — you’re the one who did that so it must be on your mind), I really do urge you to seek help sooner rather than later.
In any event it’s not OUR job to offer you any sort of assistance and consolation after you’ve been a giant asshole. Normal human response to people who are assholes is to not want to go that extra mile for them. We don’t like you. Plain and simple. You’ve spewed way too much of your shitty fucking vomit on here for any of us to ever want to be civil towards you: because HAY you have refused to be civil towards us. Just because you are wholly disconnected from reality, doesn’t mean we’re responsible for fixing you.
“Note how 99.9% of new users find you people disgusting”
^^ I’d like to see your data on that. You’ve obviously done intensive studies on this, polling a decent sample size of new posters. What’s your margin of error? Please forward your SPSS results.
You know, you might be ill, and I generally have all the empathy in the world for the mentally ill, but you, sir, are just pathetic.
And I’m done responding to you. See ya next year!
Awwww! It’s cute the way it knows my name!
It has now entered the stage, after realising anger and spammy posts haven’t worked, where it attempts to mimic “debate”.
Replying to it in the first person or answering it’s “accusations” is folly(PK, I’m looking at you), and only lets it think it is relevant.
Hey Bird! Any new bitches to be posted?
This idiot is just trying to yank our collective chain – I’ve seen better trolls at the bottom of my toilet bowl.
And calling Crimestoppers over a bitch board? Looking for a big cash re-ward for your little cut and paste fantasy, dimbulb? PK’s right – you need a rubber room for your fucked-up head.
I wonder, does this constitute child porn? It is a visual depiction of two very young children, engaging in what can be construed as adult/sexual behviour.
http://www.wallcoo.net/paint/Donald_Zolan_…
Where’s the Mind-Police when you need them 🙁
NOTE: For those of less than normal cognitive abilities, this post contains sarcasm and irony.
Let’s try this then…porn or what?
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000258926…
http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/01/29/79/400_F_…
===I will spoil your sick little party here===
It flatters itself.
And it is obviously getting ready to implode and go away for the rest of the year.
Good times!
lols
Please note that people who’s bitches get ripped to shreds are usually those who write stupid bitches. What are we supposed to do? Say “there there” and give a cookie to every dumbass who posts a STUPID as fuck bitch?
Thing *is* you are an unreasonable person, oldhandjob, and any attempts we HAVE made at reasoning with you are a waste of time. And because of YOUR behaviour on here, you’re a fucking joke to us. YOU are responsible for how we respond to you. The same as everyone else on here who we’ve called out for being a douchetard. Even the regulars call each other out when they’re being morons. If you can’t take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen.
With all the bashing of myself and NGF, of which has no basis whatsoever, we could probably sue you for libel and defamation of character:
“And you say you want to have children? Just what exactly do you plan to do with said children? You should be sterlised to protect society.”
Hmm. Implying that I would harm my own children (let alone other children) with no credible basis? Sounds like libel to me.
In any event, spam all you want. We’ve already shown you how it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference to us one way or the other. So have at’er.
I think I know where the troll came from.
It posted a Bitch awhile back, probably a tipping or bus bitch, got spanked, and now won’t rest until we are punished.
Makes sense.
Poor bugger.
Now I feel sorry for it.
I love all my bitchez, I really do, but along with Ivan, Wheelie, you are my FAVORITE bitcher EVER.
I freaking <3 you guys. Even more now that I know you guys IRL. 🙂
http://www.greyhoundsracing.net/wp-content…
Actually, Wheelie, the troll posted a comment to a bitch once and NGF made fun of it because its comment was lame and NGF material, and it couldn’t handle it and THAT’S where it came from. NGF tipped off its little freak out where it decided it would be a great use of time (because in the NS/Abby Lane, you got nuthin’ BUT time) to look up all of NGF’s posts and go on a tirade against him thinking we’d all pander and be all “OMG NGF SUCKS! YOU’RE SO RIGHT, WE LOVE YOU OLDHANDJOB!”, and when we told it to sod off and/or ignored it, it got mad and decided we’re all sadistic and perverse.
I went to elementary/jr high with a kid like this. He smelled like poo and decided to become a chick. True story.
Notice it has stopped using threats of police action and has moved on to attempts at debate/engagement.
===I will expose you sick fucks====
Note the deep bitterness and hatred. It feels wronged and requires it’s pound of flesh.
This incarnation will be banned, as will further ones. Humourous to note *it* is the only one being banned, despite it’s impotent protests.
It will all be over soon.
====You cannot refute this analysis and so will simply insult me and assault my character by way of response.====
and
====Did I not predict your response exactly?====
ZOMG!!! I LOVELOVELOVE!!! how it confuses what has already been happening with “The Gift of Foresight”.
Anyone have any awesome Easter supper plans? I’m off to Ma and Pa Wheelie’s for Jesus Tree vittles.
Oh wow! I said your dick was hard and you were wanking to pictures of dead babies. The ONLY way i can see how someone would figure that’s child porn would be if they got off on it, which, then leads me to believe you DID get off on it.
Truth hurts, don’t it, oldhandjob? heh
I MAY have to contact the popo now! YOU BETTER LOOK OUT, OLDHANDJOB! THE POPO ARE A’COMIN’ (just like you did to those dead baby pictures! You sick fuck!).
Wheelie: oldhandjob PROBABLY files crimestoppers reports when he sees random people jaywalk. It’s moral superiority and insistence that everyone MUST OMG HAVE THE SAME VIEWPOINT ON EVERYTHING AS IT DOES reeks of cult leader. Next he’ll be asking us for money to “save ourselves.” ROFLZ.
I’m eating my face off (uh ohes, oldhandjob’s totally going to report me for cannibalism nowzies!) for easter supper. My ma’s making turkey meatloaf and pie. Mmmpie. 🙂
====were reported to the police====
To *Crimestoppers*. You don’t have the self-confidence to talk to a police officer in person or on the phone and endure the howls of laughter as they point and laugh at you.
Just as you are a coward and post/spam anonymously on the board, you “report” to a message machine.
Impotent. Little. Girl.
====”the case”====
*Adorable!*
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
====I don’t fucking care====
I think you do. Your number of cusses has increased.
See folks? It’s spinning faster and faster, until it will implode in a self-righteous pile of trolljism and childrens’ underwear catalogues.
Aw fuck, now YOU’RE going to jailz too, wheelie.
I somehow KNEW our next summit would be in the big house, for some, intuitive reason.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RdJ5C0NS9io/Sw7C…
Screeee!, Painey!
this article is for oceanchickpeasis and uncle vanya http://www.thestar.com/news/article/979179…
Bow chicka wowscreeeeeeeee!
this “troll” has a bit of a point here, you guys do act like assholes on here for whatever reason (then get all hurt when you get called on it), the homophobic slurs, the threats of violence and the straight up disrespect and overall internet tough guy attitude does really make this place suck, in fact I created my account to point out that exact point.
The way this person has gone about getting the point across may be annoying but not much more annoying than the usual stuff that gets posted here.
Some good points. It *is* a “bitch board”. One might consider that and the fact it’s the www, but you’re fairly accurate.
Thanks for chiming in.
SCREEE X Less Than Cubed, Painey. Spassibo. Urban falcons Rawk!. Morning bitcherbuds. Go Ride Yourself iuv… (intra-uterine volvo?) Working today, ate Portuguese yesterday and tomorrow I’m cooking a big roast of Babe. All in all, a terrific weekend – hope you guys are having same. I’d wish Trolley Trollerson a happy Easter but the cupid stunt has already built his cross and nailed himself up on it.
You are … putting a lot of energy into this Mr./Ms. iuvahbdfl. Why not … um, knit a sweater? or a scarf?
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we are having a free ranger tom turkey and a little more therapy for the wayward hound^^ http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/172…
“difficult for her to hide the truth”
Also, how about taking up a cause? your determination would be very useful to us! Global Warming, I heard that’s a big problem.
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/200…
Haw Haw – My day Hazh been made!. (insert Sean Connery image here) A little guy who could barely see over the counter just asked for some H.P. Lovecraft. I hated to disappoint but we NEVER have Lovecraft.
As dread Lord CTHULHU says “Get ’em when they’re young and they’re yours forever”
haha, i never found him very scary http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OZIFTsw-Ow0/TZe9…
Call and have them stopped. If you’re just throwing them out or recycling them anyway, it sounds extremely wasteful to have them delivered. It takes a 2 minute phone call to have them stopped. Maybe if people that don’t want them just cancelled them, they would stop printing as many and maybe eventually get the hint that paper flyers are a waste of resources.
I used to deliver flyers to earn some extra income a while ago but it got to the point where I paid as much for gasoline as I made in pay. I liked the exercise especially when it was nice out but it was a bitch in the winter. Deliverers are supposed to leave the flyers in the mailbox, between doors or somewhere safe on the step. Not the lawn, driveway or roof. If you don’t want them, the distributor’s phone number is right on the front of the plastic cover. Call and they’ll mark you off the route.
there’s a fellow in the northend who has been delivering flyers for forever. i’m not bothered much if they miss the porch, it’s not a big deal
I always ask the postman to not put flyers in my mailbox in every apartment I’ve lived in. The house I owned in PEI I had to be more of a pest to stop, since it was a guy and his wife who ran door to door.
I know these folks need to work, but it’s also good we can opt out.
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For some reason it cannot accept that by far the majority of people(authorities included) can tell the difference between the Real World and a message board.
And the fact that a year ago, when I joined the board, you were here doing the exact same thing.
So you are a troll. Your interest is not righting wrongs, it’s being disruptive.
ZOMG!!! LOVELOVELOVE those TROLL DOLLS!!!
Blah blah blah whatever
hey donkster^^ http://ddeubel.edublogs.org/files/2010/11/…
‘I have news for you. This is real.’
Somehow Charlton Heston’s voice came to mind but since he’s wormfood, William Shatner will have to do.
http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploa…
===see what real internet trolls are===
Hey, it thinks it’s a *good* troll.
===this is real===
And yet the police aren’t coming.
As I said,
And the fact that a year ago, when I joined the board, you were here doing the exact same thing.
So you are a troll. Your interest is not righting wrongs, it’s being disruptive.
ZOMG!!! LOVELOVELOVE those TROLL DOLLS!!!
holy fuck people, is it still here? thought by now, it would have crawled back up into it’s retentive asshole? but i guess when you think you are right about something, well?
jesus, i was hoping that this place would be clear of this silly piece of shit. now i see that it’s trying to reason out it’s insanity. good fucking luck with that one. why don’t you just go back into your hole, and come out again next year, like the little groundhog you are.
if the cops thought there was anything to your accusations, they would have acted by now, don’t you think. lack of action shows one of two things.
1, that the cops think you are nuts, we know you are, and wo’t waste any time looking for whatever you try to say is here. or 2, they are going to arrest someone, and it won’t be any of the regulars here, that means you win the shiny braclets.
you blather on and on about child abuse and whatever, show us the threads, copy and paste it here. or do you even have a single clue, as to what the hell you are talking about.are you another so-called victem, or just a twit, with to much time on their hands, and wanna be a general asshole?
trying to get something done this way, just shows the cops that you are a tin foil hat wearing crackpot, and will never be taken seriously by them. if you thought things were rough before dude/dudette, i have a feeling that things, with get a whole lot worse, in the very near future. starting with this new pic as my avatar. and if you don’t like it, then you and anyone else, can just go fucking somewhere else then. hope you enjoy the new pic, it is just for you. and yes, t is retty intense, even for me to post, but you asked for it.
SOMEONE’S taking the internet a BIT too seriously.
“Go test out your incest/bestiality/child abuse accusations strategy out there and see how well it is received.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA. So on top of being child abusers, we’re guilty of incest and bestiality. Oh buddy, you’re fucked in the head.
Here’s a suggestion, dude: turn off the computer and GO OUTSIDE. I know you’re king of the world in your mom’s basement, but, that shit don’t fly in the real world. Try joining it every once and a while.
“A message board is part of the “real world”.”
LMAO! There’s all the proof in the world that oldhand is a complete and utter loser. I bet his parents even deny him.
The reporting to police even made my penis laugh. Imagine that:
“Hello, I’d like to report a crime in progress and I have names. Yes, the names are Pretty Kitty, wheeliep and Nice Goin’ Fat. No, those are the actual names. Yes I’m serious!! Oh it’s not in public, but it’s on a public message board and that’s part of the real world. YES I’M SERIOUS!!!! I don’t have descriptions of them but two of them have cats for avatars and one has a terrorist smoking dope. What do you mean those aren’t real descriptions? THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER! They advocate incest, bestiality and child abuse and Nazi-ism. No they didn’t tell me to fuck a duck. Are you making fun of me? I’d like to speak to your superior. Why can’t I? What do you mean ‘they got real calls to respond to? THIS IS A REAL CALL! Well, officer, if you’re going to ignore this then you’re advocating this sick behavior. Does Nice Goin’ Fat own the police station too? Stop laughing at me. This isn’t funny.”
And with Fat’s brilliant post, I’m outtie.
G’bye, oldhandjob — ya suckah!
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Put your hand up in the air! and wave ’em like you just don’t care!
Haha Painy
The troll’s new clothes and home.
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Oh, Fat.
That post almost makes you and PK having a threesome with the corpse of the Limburgh baby forgivable!
http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/nelson-muntz.gif
And just think I diddled that corpse while Papa Was a Rolling Stone played in the background.
Jebus H., you guys, I’m pissing myself laughing here – now I have to get back to making smartass quips at that holiday classic ‘The Ten Commandments aka the Old Testament done MGM 50s style – it’s a family tradition – whoever comes up with the best remarks gets Mama TTFN’s Stacked To The Sky Nachos.
*The* sky?
Willikerks, Mama TTFN! That’s high as fuck!
Will you be spreading ashed on the nachos?
*Baby* ashes?
Cannibalism/disrespect to the dead, FTW!!!
ZOMG!!!
Moses to God – Instead of 40, waddaya say we start with ten, and go from there.
iuvahbdfl – If you’ve ben banned 28-30 times , you’re doing it wrong.
NGF, best post since the troll rolled in!
Happy Easter Y’all. In keeping with the situation.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wOclB7Nbcak/Sg8H…
Hey, it was this or Zombie Jesus.
Ah nothing celebrates Jesus’ horrible torturous death and ambiguous resurrection like eating a crap load of food. Not to mention the wonderful joyous occasion of looking for golden eggs hatched out of a rabbits arse.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
Oh Ivan! I lol’d! It looks perfect.
Going to mater and pater wheelie’s for dindins.
Happy Easter, Bitches!
Easter is the one weekend a year that SOBova forgets that I’m a type 2 adult onset diabetic. Either that or she’s trying to kill me. Hmmmmmm…….
http://www.shakadula.com/doamhf/wp-content…
Hope the bunny brought you lots of treats and have a great time with the folks, Wheelie
http://crow202.org/2008/biff_mashed_potato…
“You have no idea what healthy role play is, and it is certainly not this.”
LMAO! Role play is for actors, couples with marriage problems and losers with no social skills, you fucking loser with no social skill! We actually go outside into the light and SOCIALIZE with REAL PEOPLE, unlike you who is obvious too afraid of the sun and fresh air. LMAO … role playing … LOL!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA, role playing…
Fuck do people actually still use the term “role playing”?
Healthy role play on a bitch board – wouldn’t that be an oxymoron?
Okay, TTFN, I’ll be TTFN and you be Pretty Kitty.
“Oh mah zeppelins are huge!”
“and mah ass apples iz ripe!”
“Care for a nip of mah ass grape wine?”
and of course as promised, here is a pic of the easter egg tree. hard to find these suckers nowasays. but it was an instant hit, with the little one. her mom even thought it was a cool idea.
Jesus, Painey. Too far.
Too effing far!
Any ass apple juice this season?
Oooooh I wanna be someone! Who does PK get to be?????
pk can be the troll 😛
ZOMG!!!!!!!
WHOAMI???
“Ah called the authoratahs!! Respect ma AUTHORATAH!!! Yur all going to JALES!!!”
PK you can do me ….er be me.
http://memebase.com/2010/12/19/memes-grote…
With my compliments…
Role playing – lolz 🙂
Can I be the intenet tough guy? Huh – can I , can I?
http://www.digmydog.org/images/dogs/1104/-…
Easter: another hijacked Christian observance, given meaning, by candy, junk movies, and greeting card companies.
If we are all assuming cool roles, I want to be the Messiah.
Aside from the great view it doesn’t end well for you. We at least get chocolate bunnies. Why not be a midget chocolatier. You’ll be very popular and get your own show on TLC.
Thank God I missed most of that.
It was like “The Mist” – being stuck inside a supermarket with the Marcia Gay Harden character, no bullets in your 38 special and infinitely more fun to be had outside with the space spiders and Brachiosquidsauri. And also, you have really bad diarrhea. >: (
I call being THE MOD.
Banhammer baby!!!!!
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/149…
No no nooooooooooooo guyzzzzzzzz! You have to be someone who’s on the board not some random whatevers.
PK’S ORDERS *SERIOUSFACE*
And I don’t wanna be the troll. He’s soooo last week. SO WHO SHOULD I BE?
i’ll be all the quadrupeds and the crow…rawk
be Ivan.. “insert random ww2 factoid or sean bean reference here” 😉
Alright then….. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.