To the idiot who decided to commandeer my table and then throw a bunch of shit in my food when I went to the bar to get a drink: I just wanted to grab a drink. I left my bag there as a (painfully obvious) sign that I’d be right back and what did you do? Sat down, pushed my bag aside and then threw a bunch of leftovers in the meal I’d just ordered. Why? What could possibly be gained from doing something so randomly, pointlessly dumb? Well… I have two theories.

1. You’re astoundingly stupid. The clear signs that someone was sitting there, and was engaged with that food, signs that a chimp would understand, were completely lost on you.

2. You’re just a nasty bitch who, for some reason or another, was offended by my presence.

In any event, fuck you. I’ve been sick. For years. Tonight was one of the first nights that I felt well enough to leave my house at all. Maybe it wouldn’t be such a big deal if I hadn’t lost several years of my life to illness… I don’t know… all I know is, you’re a giant turd. —Hungry in Halifax

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  1. knowing that some of the bitchers on here, will say it was motivated by racism. i would say, that the offending party, was just being a complete asshole.
    then again, maybe you were the one being the asshole to some poor downcast out of the loop type of person. see o.p., there are always two sides to the story, but we are only getting yours here. we can speculate til the cows come home. sorry to offend any hindi people with that, but we have to be careful of what we say, lest it gets twisted all out of context by some thin skinned person.

  2. I once watched a woman clear her plate onto my partners at the dinner table…she was just stunned and thought she was at home where you clear the table by putting all the leftover scraps on one plate to make it easy to carry…..but he was still eating…Sitting there at the table, fork in hand…and she was so stunned that she cleared her plate onto his. Some people are just so consumed by their selves that they have no idea what’s going on around them.

  3. First night out after YEARS of illness and you went for a DRINK? fawk me!

    You did say BAR so I assume alcohol so don’t jump all over my sweet azz~

  4. I don’t want to promote violence or suggest any sort of animal cruelty, but it is a fact that with some barnyard animals you have to hit them with a 2 x 4 to get their attention.

    The other possibility is that your table and meal were hijacked by an urban baboon. These are a growing menace in cities around the world, and they show up not just in restaurants and bars but any venue where good manners might be appropriate.

  5. I think she’d be wearing that plate. Some people just have shit for brains in their entitled world. And in my world it would be a huge plate of spaghetti with extra meat sauce (all the better if the wank is a vegan).

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