To the blanky blank person who stole my plants: Screw you! I had my very first ever flower planter specially made to fit my window. I spent all Friday selecting then planting my beautiful additions to the neighbourhood, only to discover less than 12 hours later some scrum had to steal from my planter. I would have gladly given you a slip of the flower for your garden if your had only asked. I live pay cheque to pay cheque so I know what it is like not to be able to afford nice things. So next time you want to go tip toeing through the tulips think of others’ pleasure too. —rattale60
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2012.


just a guess off the top of my head…
you live in south end.
(perhaps between the bar district and one of the universities?)
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/0…
let’s hope the stoop pooper doesn’t strike again
well then, stop growing your weed in them, and no one will swipe them. and an easier cheaper box could be used by buying those plastic wall paper water tray things. i used those when i had my place in yarmouth, and they look fucking cool. and if someone swipes them, you are only out a couple of bucks.
Aw shit.
I’m really sorry that happened to you, OB. People suck crusty balls sometimes.
That sucks.
What is it with these greenthumb bandits? We’ve had bitches about people stealing planters, breaking limbs off of lilacs and now this. Are these plants really that much to purchase? Masked horsemen robbing people of their lupines may not be all that far-fetched after all.
…as long as they’re not headless horseman
if they fuck with a ninja or saudi, they will be, painy
“…robbing people of their lupines…”
talk about one of the most abundant flowers around….
pop onto any highway and you can pluck to your hearts content less than 5 minutes down the road in either direction.
It’s because they’re weeds. Like dandelions.
Lupines are currently a seller’s market:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH5OnkzI6fo
But learn from the Dutch and their tulips; that bubble’s eventually gonna burst.
http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7221/718798…
Here’s what you do, go plant all kinds more nice ones, then get some real fancy planters and statues and shit too, to lure em in good. Then as nightfall arises pump yoself wit a shitload of coffee and grab da BB gun for your night long stakeout. Pop coupla rounds into DATAZZ and I guarantee muddafuckas wont be back. I gotta coupla nice rose bushes in my yard out here in the darkside, and bitches KNOW if they fuck with the roses they get the muddafuckin thorn! (dat would be da BB)