It has gotten out of hand. They walk you over on the sidewalk, mow you down on Spring Garden Rd., play with their toys in class and everywhere else, don’t pay attention to their surroundings and basically forget that were supposed to live in an ethical society. Shove your F’kin toys up you know where. —Ignorant Fux

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  1. I love when I’m txtn and I bump into someone else txtn. There’s justice! We deserve our hate, but man, pretty ladies asking to come over is just too important to worry about a slight bump in a crowd.

  2. I hate smartphones. They’re turning everyone around me into zombies living their entire lives through a fucking LCD screen.

  3. I have a smartphone but I never stare at it while I’m talking to someone or out to dinner or something like some do. If I use it while walking, I’m still sure to look up and around every few seconds and don’t look at it while crossing a road. These celltards would be annoying without phones as well I’m sure.

  4. I hate fucking texting because of its effect of reducing face to face interaction. I walked out on my youngest at a restaurant last year because she virtually ignored me in favour of frantic texting to the bf. After I read her the fucking riot act, she never did it again.

    Whoever said ‘no man is an island’ obviously hasn’t walked up SGR lately. We have become a society of isolated bumping bubbles.

  5. You guys are all useless peices of shit. Without my phone I would be nothing. I bet since you all never leave your swiveling computer chair your all a bunch of bags of milk. That is all. 🙂

  6. The main difference in the context of this bitch, Juggernaut, is that computer users aren’t carrying their computers inches from their face and crashing into people. Obvs, living through any type of screen is fairly pathetic. You’re “nothing” without your phone? And you’re calling who useless?

  7. I’d shoulder them, in other words I wouldn’t give way, and watch as their POS PDA falls to the ground and the wailing, oh, the humanity…

    There was a video on CNN yesterday of a woman who was texting in a mall and went RIGHT INTO THE FOUNTAIN. It was fuckin hilarious! Then she had the nerve to say she was suing the mall cuz no-one came to help.

  8. TTFN….hooray! You feel the same as I do. Worst are those who pick up their phone mid-dinner and reply to a text that came in. Truly, unless someone will spontaneously combust if you don’t reply immediately, put the damn thing down. Blackberries….don’t even go there. Argh.

  9. Seriously, I laughed, still have a silly grin on my face.

    The 🙂 is a dead give-away every time

  10. Organizing my day with friends and family on my 25 minute walk home gets a lot done for me. I’m going to use my cell phone, but like someone above said, not when crossing streets. There is line to draw for every extreme.

  11. juggernaut…are you serious ?
    There’s no need for texting if you have a phone.
    JUST FUCKING CALL THEM !
    IF what your texting isn’t important enough for a call. Then it isn’t actually important at all. Most text is BS…fucking gosiping bullshit .
    I also have a phone its one of these new phones, I can access the internet, I can text (I don’t but I could). I can check & send e-mail.

    More importantly I can access, price lists, inventory & other needs of my business. I have & use my calander, to keep track of appointments etc. IF they decided to charge people a nickle a word…texting in our society would crash & burn.
    WHy is that do you suppose ?
    I know its because it isn’t necessary. There is nothing done by texting that can’t be done by other means. But its cheap, dirt cheap & because of that its filed with those who talk for the sake of hearing their own voices…now they can type (usually badly) & accomplish the same BS.

  12. said it before o.p., when walking, just boom right the fuck into them, as to class, stand up and yell at them to turn the fucking things of for awhile. anywhere else, well suit yourself.

  13. jiggernit, i guess the leval of cell use has burned out what was let of the little pea brain that you had. you really are nothing bud, even without your little toy. suck it up baby, you just hit the big league bitcher’s society.

  14. i saw a ad on tv the other day .. are you getting “bored”? with your phone ..hmmm if your phone is your main source of entertainment , you might want to examine your world 🙂

  15. coulda been the one i saw robin hood…guy goes to bed with his phone lying on his pillow. he is talking to the phone, not talking to someone on the phone

  16. Call me old fashion. But I like talking to people. As for the texting zombies, Brains…Brains!! See you in hell….from heaven. Happy Face Wink.

  17. Is there anyone like me out there? You know, that actually uses a cell phone as a phone? If you want me call me, if it’s busy, call back or leave a message.

  18. i got your back occifer…apparently my phone takes pictures. the boy loaded a picture of the dog and that’s all i wanted. i mostly use mine to tell time…and for pocket dialing 911. sorry, tho i hear it’s quite common. i don’t want to become the boy that dialed woof

  19. I use mine all the time.
    IT’s a phone…a tool not something to write mindless one liners, & why I never open a text message.
    I don’t do it, so there’s no reason to bother. I’ve got a cel phone, e-mail ,an automatic voice mail, a receptionist & clerk working for me. Plus I’ve a second phone that’s just family & the office manager knows it but in 10 years has never called it …for those times I’m not working & you gotta get ahold of me.
    I’m not against technology…I think the speed things are evolving is great, lets get a computer chip that bridges spinal injury. They’re doing things that were unthinkable just 10 years ago. Molecular sized robots for medicine, nano tube technology, it goes on & on.
    But being mindless as you walk down the street, listening to music & you haven’t got a clue of what’s around you, behind you…just what you’re looking at, & same for texters . You gotta have a death wish to wander around like that .

  20. YES! Texting is terrible. I never owned a phone. To me it’s all about image. Everybody wants to look important. Sitting around by yourself? You look like a loser. Texting by yourself? Oh you’re important.

    Totally disillusioned by people who live their lives on 3 inch screens.

  21. I text my friends a lot I suppose, to make plans or whatever – not for full conversations. Even me ma texts me when she’s looking for me. but most of my friends are long distance and texting is cheaper. I don’t text & drive, I don’t text & walk (well, very often but I’d never run into a fountain!), and never, ever at dinner or work or whatever. It’s just another bit of technology that like everything, people take to extremes. Face time is soooo much more important to me.

  22. I find texting useful. No one I know ever checks their voice mail on their cell phone. So if I need to get a quick important message to someone and don’t want to bother with (or don’t have time for) pestering them over and over again by calling until they pick up, I can just type it out and they’ll get it the next time they pull out their phone to check the time or something. Or if I’m in a place that’s too noisy to talk over the phone, by a busy street, a bar with live music etc. Or if I’m in a quiet enclosed place like a library or a waiting room and I don’t want to annoy people around me, texting is much better than talking on the phone provided you set your keypad and alert type to silent. Or if I just plain don’t want other people around me to have the option of listening to what I’m saying in a place where no escape is possible, long bus rides, I hate em. Or if I’m in a place with bad service I can usually manage to type something out before it cuts out again, instead of putting up with the cellphone cutting out in the middle of a sentence. I have three people I text regularly, and free texting to all of them! Texting has gotten me out of many a jam, and made things generally more convenient especially on one of those days when you’re out of the house all day.

    This coming from someone of the new tech generation who’s an anomaly in that I’m not a very cellphone dependent or cellphone savvy person. I can’t see the freaking buttons (I always chuckle to myself whenever older people tell me to “enjoy my vision while it lasts” when my vision was already much worse than theirs and most of the populations’ will ever be). And I don’t use my phone to do anything besides contact other people and check the time. That’s probably less than 5% of what cellphones are capable of these days, come to think of it.

    Obviously, no smart person is going to text while driving or crossing the street. Common sense is required when using any piece of technology from the toaster (A fork should be able to fish that toast out!) to the iPhone.

    Society is changing, things are faster and more immediate. This is nothing new, every generation finds some new technology to complain about if they live long enough. Your parents were doing it way before you were. ‘The good old days’ is a nice sentiment but know that my generations’ good old days are right now, and I’ll probably be bestowing my aged wisdom on future generations in just as stubborn and shortsighted a manner as so many older people do to me whenever I take my cellphone out to check the time, “Why do you kids these days never wear watches, back in the good old days… blah blah blah” No disrespect, but no one cares, because we’ve heard it all before… many times!

    Basically, my point is, don’t blindly hate on the technology and refuse to give it a chance just because it’s new and unfamiliar to you. Hate on the stupid people who use the technology in stupid ways that gets them run over in crosswalks or upside down in ditches on the highway.

    So often technology is wrongly blamed for the results of stupidity. This lets stupid people off the hook for being stupid, not gonna fly.

  23. I just like that I can type out a message and they’ll get it whenever they check it.
    I hate talking to answering machines…. and equally hate all the studdering and potential wind static if they called from outside, etc…

    not to mention my phone’s a piece of crap anyways and doesn’t work well as a phone anymore. txt, net, alarmclock, timepiece, calendar, and quick-snap camera are its uses now.

  24. i enjoy being 6’5″ and 300 pounds when I meet a head down ignorant texter! To the guy on Salter St yesterday who was so surprised to fall down and rip his pants…..FU! if you can’t look up to see the wall yer walkin into, I’n glad I dropped an elbow and hurt you a-hole….and you others….I like this sport! I’ll be looking for you ignorant sidewalk abusers….I like this!

  25. ripped pants, and shitted pants are worth 10 points each, both together, will get you a monster 25 points. keep racking them up there, ya big lug.

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