To a certain facility in Downtown Dartmouth, your parking lot has huge pot holes! Some of them have been there since last spring for frigg sakes! I hope you enjoy the bill I am sending you for the wheel alignment I now need because one pot hole that was small last year you can’t avoid anymore. —Anyone got $80.00 for a wheel alignment for a struggling student?

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  1. Good luck with that OB. You may have to sue.
    Was there any traffic cones or barricades, anywhere near the pot-hole?
    If so, then you’re SOL 🙁

  2. Maybe they’re fat people footprints (like elephant tracks)? I doubt you’ll succeed in getting the parking lot to pay for the damage. Read the terms and conditions of using the parking lot….most cannot be held liable for damage/theft to your vehicle while parked there. Next time, slow down and drive around the crater.

  3. Yes I “got” $80 but I think I’ll keep it. You go to school and have a car. That’s enough.

  4. Hay Sebastard — I’d actually like a response to this: why is it ok for you to say hateful things about fat people, but it’s not okay to say hateful things to you regarding your sexuality?

    I know you’re too much of a pussy to reply to this, but you’re just as hateful as those calling you names for being gay.

  5. o.p., either you are the biggest idiot in the world, or just plain fucking stupid. you won’t get a cent from them. here’s why, you have no proof that it was their parking lot and hole that fucked up your car.
    did you call a tow truck to get your car right there, did you call your insurance right there, did you bring it to the attention of someone, right at the time you did it? if you answered no, to any of those questions, you don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting anything.
    too many people trying this same con a year or two ago, in sackville, and one guy got charged for fraud. are you ready to go to court and prove that it happened in the lot you say it did?

  6. Yeah Sebastard…. You’re an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You’re so stupid it’s a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same province as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you’re rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

  7. Maybe I’ve got the wrong impression here, but for some reason jonno’s post sounds more like it’s making fun of me and my post than sebastard 🙁

    *sniff* I thought we were buddies, man!

  8. I also noticed Seb’s negative comments about overweight people, PK, tends to make any comment he makes seem “trivial”.His usual MO is to say something inane then bash “Fat fucks”(his words not mine). As a relatively new commenter, I’ve learned to simply pass over his comments because of the “tone” of them.

  9. I’m pretty sure OP isn’t really expecting anyone to pay folks. Just making a point – which I couldn’t agree with more! Garages make a freakin’ mint from alignments and suspension work because of potholes!

    And now – boys and girls! Stop this bickering!

  10. I really think that his “fat” comments are simply in retaliation to Nice Goin’ Fat’s constant “gay” comments. Sebastard just doesn’t sneak it in there very classily, is all.

    boooooring.

  11. He was ragging on fat people well before NGF started ragging on him — actually, NGF STARTED ragging on sebastard BECAUSE of his fat comments.

  12. Hate to admit it but i thought elephants causing potholes in the city to be an amusing thought – Coming from a large guy myself.

  13. hey seb..think back to time before the daily beatings..did your mother lock you in a dark closet all day when you were bad?

  14. boyoboyoboy, me love dark closets. all my friends live there. and there’s also the maniacal serial killer in waiting, just waiting to get out at yas.

  15. You guys are all FUCKING MORONS! This is a legit bitch, LS I do see where you are coming from with the questions, but I agree with Snubiz, I think OP was trying to make a point, and I know exactly the parking lot OP is talking about and boy oh boy the state it is in! I don’t know why it wasn’t fixed last year, or even better before they hosted all those hockey games for the Canada games! OP good job someone had to bitch about this!

  16. PK.. i actually took offense to Sebastard’s fat comment as well so I looked up some insults on the internet. Thought people’d get a kick out of this one. I especially appreciated the last statement. We’s still buds kitty.

  17. 87, my question still remains the same. without proof, that could have happened anywhere. and there are people out there, that will try to rip off someone. there are a ton of places this could have happened and most likely do, on a daily or weekly basis. i had almost the same thing happen to me, years ago. and know what, those questions i asked, were asked of me. no proof, no fault of company that owns lot.

  18. You realize, jonno, sebastard is probably not even going to understand your last insult 😛

    And I know we’re still buddies…because if we weren’t I’d have to kill you as you know WAY too much *wink* :-| haha.

    In any event, I’d say sebastard sucks at analytical thinking, but he’d probably report my comment for having the term “anal” and “sucks at” in the same sentence. Fucking asshole.

  19. CRAP. He’s DEFINITELY going to report my last comment NOW for the “fucking asshole” part.

    … because OBVIOUSLY it’s hate speech against the fact that he likes to have bum sex with other men 🙁

  20. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  21. Me and my little buddy Brendon are one of the great teams of all time. Like Lewis & Clark,Butch & Sundance, Stanley & Livingstone, Allcock and Brown. (I’m Allcock….Giggity)

  22. I always loved the hover cat and typing in “hover cat” into Google gets a lot of interesting things 😀

  23. Maybe they’re not foot prints…maybe an obese person tripped at that spot & the little divet or crack was made. which when water & freezing ,thawing cycles since then & from plowing has increased this small divet made ,by a fat bastard falling in the first place, To the monumental crater it is now…maybe it’s big enough to be Dartmouth’s first tourist attraction !

  24. Maybe it’s damage from a suicide bombing, More. You know how terrorists are all over the place!

  25. NGF, I don’t believe the bombings a possible solution. The news is full of shootings around the HRM, but not bombings !
    Good thought on your part though.

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