Seriously. Have you ever even made a cookie before? I wish a CERTAIN COFFEE SHOP would just follow a damned recipe to the letter. No weird substitutions, no adding raisins, no skimping on the the good ingredients. JUST MAKE A NORMAL COOKIE. Stop making us eat these weird spread out messes or hardened pucks and have some respect. —I’m not even asking for pfeffernüsse or anything. Chocolate chip!
This article appears in Dec 12-18, 2013.
pfeffernusse sounds like some kind of Bugs Bunny gibet.
I’m not fussy…peanut butter cookies would make this Klyde happy.
Make your own – coffee shops make horrible cookies, especially Starfucks – plus they are a colossal rip-off for the price. Still, their blond roast coffee is great for stripping paint off furniture, even better than Tim Horny’s.
We have a local market out in Timberfuck and they make the best bread, cookies and pies – I’m addicted.
I’ve been chowing down on some awesome shortbreads with Christmassy sprinkles today.
Rawk!
I love cookies! Black ones… from Holland…
Me too, Ivan! Lol.
You bastards, you had to mention shortbread, I love them, but only the traditional Jockanese ones.
Watch out, Andy. You better make sure the owners aren’t “dippers”, you don’t want those hippy’s putting any funny business in your baked goods. Wouldn’t want you to lose your ultra-conservative edge.
Never buy food from hippies. It’s made with love, and fecal coliform. Lots and lots of fecal coliform.
And I’m trying to imagine what an NDP run restaurant would resemble. I picture paying twice the market cost, the waiters and kitchen staff would have union mandated 2 hour breaks between 11:00 and 1:00 and again between 5:00 and 7:00, and if you complained that your meal was delivered to the wrong table – you’d be charged with bullying.
As opposed to one run by conservatives, where you line up at a trough and get fucked in the ass?
LOL – well played Spurious.
Couldn’t have done it without you, buddy.
They’re most definitely not NDP/Leftie fucks, they open 7 days a week in all weathers, will make pies to order, their cinnamonsters (true word) are orgasmic, they sell local stuff, aren’t unionised and think certain folks should check their tits at the door.
Ah-hem…don’t mean to point out a flaw in your political ideals, Andy, but, the conservatives were/are against Sunday shopping. Its their day of repentance, judgement (of everyone but themselves), and gossip.
Peace and love, my hippy brother!!! Shall I pack a bowl for ya?
Speaking of cookies…a nice lady I know gave me a big can of homemade cookies….guess what I had for supper?
Labia?
Right now, I’m having a hard time justifying making ginger snaps when Tim’s Molasses Ginger cookies are on offer.
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:Zwarte Miete(y) (12/19, 10.33PM)
No actually I had 4 ranch chicken wraps complete with coffee….then some homemade cookies…still have more cookies and will wash them down with the 4 remaining Dos X’s sitting in front of wood stove tonight.
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And aren’t the homemade ones the best?! Love cookies (not labia)!
RITD – Conservatives have to work on Sunday to tot up how much profit we made from privatising NSP – Donnie Cameron for the win.
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:Zwarte Miete(y) (12/19, 2.19PM)
I LOVE COOKIES (and Labia)!
As I was giving back the empty can to my friend today, she informed me that it will be full again next time she sees me, told her the cookies were fantastic.. especially the drop cookies with cherries on top. I think she likes me, lol.
Yeah…pretty sweet deal that is. I pay more per month for electricity than I do for property taxes. Nova Scotia just can’t stop winning with the conservative governments legacy!!!
Now Harper is going to hang his hat on a “balanced budget” by selling of a bunch of crown assets in 2015. Bravo, lets make Canada a giant liquidation warehouse. I bet it took a whole team of conservative economists, working round the clock with the worlds sharpest pencils, to come up with this little gem.
“Herro, Ply Minita Hapa? This China corring. We hear you serr Canada? Ok ok, velly good. We buy, we buy!! You say plice, we send cheque in mail. You pick ip at Supamairbrox. Haha, you too poor for mair delivery!!”
i will probably be dead when china calls in its markers on the west. i hope.
China is soon going to crash; and crash hard.
meaty, make my day. (heck, my YEAR!)
tell me how those bloody dog eaters are going to collapse.
False economy.
July 14, 2013: http://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonchang/20…
Aug 16, 2013: http://www.cnbc.com/id/100967912
September 4, 2013: http://www.heritage.org/research/reports/2…
“The party [communist] is certainly aware that the public statistics are false [9]
[9] Cheng Yunjie and Wang Zichen, “Xinhua Insight: China Advance Reforms For Data Accuracy,” http://china.org/, December 27, 2012, http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/china/20… (accessed August 9, 2013), and John Wong and Ding Lu, China’s Economy into the New Century: Structural Issues and Problems, (Hackensack, NJ: World Scientific, 2002).
Then ask any Chinese person living in any other part of the World.
Ça va?
dung dung meaty, the peril has no limit to subterfuge.
a cunning ploy to make us THINK their false statistics are false. the old soviet 5 year plans had nothing on a chinese 100 year goal.
many of the people who fled hong kong prior to the handover have been back and forth in the past few years, doing business back home, keeping the connections open.