Dear dickhole that catches the 20 downtown every morning at 6:30am. You sir, need to calm the hell down! Every day, like clockwork, you stand on the edge of the sidewalk waiting for the bus so you’ll be the first one on. You’ve even gone so far as step in front of people as they are about to board to get on the bus before anyone else. I’ve stood by and secretly laughed my ass off at your idiotic compulsion but today you pushed it too far. You actually shoved me with your shoulder and literally stepped on my toes so you’d get on ahead of me. I was in such shock that you’d shove a woman that I became speechless. I hope you’re proud of yourself and that window seat was worth it. – Pipe The Eff Down
This article appears in Jan 10-16, 2013.


on the news video clip for the air gun incident at bayers lake they showed people getting on/off a bus, and there was a guy standing right in front of the door partially blocking people trying to get off. including a guy with a white cane. the rude guy waiting to get on the bus was young, dark hair, glasses, backpack and headphones. same moron?
I don’t ever get this.
It’s a bus. The ride is gonna suck regardless.
Why add more dickfoolery to an already shitty commute?
In the few years I’ve been riding it, there have been 2 times I nearly completely, totally, and utterly lost it. Both were huge snowstorms so I mentally prepare ahead of time now when I know we’re getting blasted. Coincidentally, there’s only a couple times I actually enjoyed the commute as well.
Oh my God you didn’t even have the ovaries to muster an “ex-fucking-scuse me” and a shank eye? At six fucking thirty in the morning? Afterthought: if you know this twat is a serial spastic bus barger why were you trying to get on in front of him?
SETs will always be SETs. Next time bring some slush with you and put it down before the bus gets there. A nice shade of pink would be great.
Come on now; pick your poison op. You’re pissed because he shoved ; a fellow citizen and human ; or that he pushed a woman out of his way and it would have been ok if it was some dude.
Sounds like the guy is a little OCD or ADD or something Either way the guys an ass; no need to join him by playing “the fairer sex ” card
UmmaGumma, Mo 2.0?
Ding ding ding we may have a contender here.
if he is doing it every morning, then phone in a complaint and request one of the transit cops to come down and monitor this guy. Don’t just bitch about it on here.
Oh, man, how could you remain speechless? I would have reamed his sorry bully arse on the bus, no fucking problemo. If he’s on your route, you still have a chance to call him out – and make sure there are witnesses.
This is serious stuff folks…..how can you be so nonchalant? Being first is very important……there may only be 1 seat left on the bus when those doors open……you gotta be 1st in line to get it!
If all seats are taken…..then the whole “best-standing-position’ hierarchical drama kicks in…..that’s a whole new game but with the same primary rule!…..BE FIRST!!
OP. There will always be people like that. Stand your ground. Don’t put up with that type of shit.
That kind of aggressive obsessive behavior will probably lead to an early death, coronary or brain embolism if that’s any comfort OP.
This punk mufucka wouldn’t be stepping on The Buttery One’s toes or bumping me out of the way like dat! Fool would be catching a Bisc-slap most certainly.
#IvanNoMore
Hey Good Dog Molly
I’m legally blind & use a walker, my husband is legally blind too..
We ave both gotten shoved a few times lately, it pissed me off so bad I wanted to SCREAM…. ( I didnt, but GRRRRR!!!!)
morning blindcane…maybe you should scream. just a bit. make it obvious that someone just shoved you and let other people around be aware of it. i don’t think this is a situation that warrants being stoic or patient, or even understanding.
the other poster who was trying to elicit sympathy for her grocery story non-event was, in my opinion, being a bully by loudly castigating the old lady. many people who act like that are bullies, and they wouldn’t ‘voice police’ some 6 foot 5, 300 pound tattooed biker dude in a dark parking lot for the same ‘transgressions’.
your situation is entirely different. a loud ‘ouch’ gets the point across.
and re the op here who thought the guy was ‘amusing’ until he shoved her….geeze. listen to yourself.
Sure sounds like OCD to me. If it doesnt bother you, why’d you bother him? Thats just petty.