I’m backing up in a parking lot, and by accident (obviously) I backed into another car.. The only damage was on MY car, a small scratch on the side… I left a LITTLE bit of MY paint on his bumber (which was wiped off)…. The other driver jumps out of his car, and this is how it all went down from there…
Me: I am so sorry, I didn’t…..
Douchebag: ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT? WHERE DID YOU FUCKING LEARN TO DRIVE TO STUPID CUNT? ONTARIO? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT…. (he wipes MY paint off his car) GET BACK IN YOUR CAR YOU STUPID FUCKING IDOIT BEFORE I SMASH EVERY FUCkING WINDOW OUT OF YOUR FUCKING CAR!! LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE!!!
Me: I’m really sorry, I didnt do it on purpose!
Douchebag: DID YOU FUCKIN HEAR ME, you fucking BETTER GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW!
I am NOT a confrontational person.. I HAD TWO fucking kids in the car… THERE WAS NO NEED for you to act like such an arrogent fucking prick… Had there been damage to your car, I would have been MORE then willing to pay for it..
This article appears in Mar 27 – Apr 2, 2008.
Wow, it’s people like that who make this world a scary fucking place. What would this stupid fuck do had there been actual damage? Gun down everyone in sight? This is sad, OP, but I’m glad you’re safe.
At that point I think I would have just refused to talk to the asshole, pick up the phone and call police, not only to report the accident, but to show the prick that you weren’t going to put up with his verbal abuse which bordered on a threat… (actually, it was a threat when he told you to get back into your car!!) With growing incidences of road rage these days, you never know how these situations will turn out unfortunately.