To the assholes who set my house on fire when I was at work: FUCK YOU! You opened the door to my apartment, threw in lit fireworks and ran. One roommate came home shortly after and managed to put out the blaze before it consumed more then the snow shovel left in the entryway, while my other roommate was upstairs, unaware that the ONLY EXIT from the house had been set on fire –SHE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED FOR YOUR SHITTY PRANK!!! I don’t know who I should be more angry with: the assholes who did this or the gas-station corner stores that sold the fireworks in the first place.
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2008.


You can buy them at the dollar stores now too. Lots of bang, for only a buck.
This is the second post like this… jesus, what the hell are people thinking?!?I hope those little fuckers burn their hands…