About a week and a half ago I moved to a new neighborhood. Not a very nice one but still I didn’t expect to hear fireworks going off almost every single night. I like fireworks and wouldn’t care but these don’t even light up they just whistle and bang. Then there was the creep in a trench coat who threw some smoke bombs into the parking lot next door. Grow the fuck up you losers! —Over It
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.


all that and bed bugs too…..sorry for you 🙁
Gaston Road? 🙂
You’re absolutely certain that it’s fireworks?
http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/wx/…
this sounds like my neck of the woods… I don’t even hear them anymore.
just tune them out.
‘Sounds’ (pun intended) like my neighbourhood. Could be fireworks or firearms. One never knows which, but prays it is the former rather than the latter.
Sounds like Gaston Road.
Saturday night some cock decided it would be FUN to let off some fireworks around midnight in my hood. and then again at 1am. And I live in a nice neighbourhood, damnit!
Thanks to that asshat I couldn’t fall asleep until 5am.
Scared the bejeezus outta me.
Mighta been Sebaceous lip-synching to that Katy Perry vid, with a fistfull of sparklers up his glory hole.
You must be living in Fairview, home of the wannabes , and little assholes that think they are gangstas. Newsflash you little shitheads, you will never be more than just a bunch of snotty nosed little fuckups, that you mom, whoever she is/was, should have aborted.
The stupid moron hipsters that live in my building set off some fireworks one night on Windsor street, just across from our building. Like, on a main road! The fucking fumes of course came right into my open window. I am so glad I’m moving soon, you have no idea!
Oh dear God, Ivan. I think I need some mindbleach after that. Like an entire gallon.
My advice to you 195, is to start drinking heavily…..
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NPwU_5nGQiI/TE-J…
“Mighta been Sebaceous lip-synching to that Katy Perry vid, with a fistfull of sparklers up his glory hole.”
Well, now I know who to book for the entertainment for the next summit.
Thanks, ivanski!
Who volunteers to provide “payment”?
And by “payment” I mean an available penis to shove up said glory hole. 😉
Avec plaisir mon petite. I just hope he takes them out before the lap dancing begins. Yowza!
to be fair… the city’s trying to weed out the little punks.
Most of the fairview streets are a. built on a giant hill and b. missing a sidewalk.
I’m surprised more peds aren’t mowed down…
a ‘gallon’ ? you going yank on us gazmo?
So fireworks (gunshots) and pedophiles (or maybe it’s the Sleep Watcher). Sounds like you found yourself one fuck pit of a place to live in HRM. Move!
Look. Bullshit can go both ways if you’re willing to put in some effort. I used to live next to people who threw loud, obnoxious parties every night. i would be kept awake until 5 am listening to bad music at a volume so loud i could hear the s’s in the lyrics. So i rationalized that if these clowns were allowed to blast lady gaga at 4am, i was allowed to blast system of a down. At 7am.
you’d be surprised what a bit of creative thinking can do for your sanity. And, more importantly, for their insanity.
or… you know… if you really want to be a douche, do the patriotic, post-911 thing and call the bomb squad complaining about “weird explosions”.
You’ll never see your neighbours again.
Be glad you dont live in latin america: where if someone so much as takes a poop there’s reason to light off some fireworks! My first night there, hearing them for the first time RIGHT outside my window as I lay in delerious exhaustion, I rolled out of the bed onto the floor because I mistook the sound for machine gun fire!