to whoever keeps pulling the fire alarm @ 3260 barrington, what the eff is your problem? I assume from the countless beer cans that litter our lobby over the weekend it is some sort of alcohol fueled prank but its getting very old and extremely annoying. Some of us have jobs that involve being up on saturday mornings and being jarred awake two hours earlier then need be by a blaring alarm is not the bright and chipper way I like greeting the morning. Two hours might not seem like much until you are half way into your 9 hour day.
—arrrgh
This article appears in May 7-13, 2009.


I’m worried that someday my poor impulse control and rage at loosing sleep because of wankers might end badly. I’m not sure what the solution is but awoken between 1 and 5, I’m a different beast. I thought screaming drunks and Bass were bad but fire alarms would drive me bannanas
I thought all the crazy ass students were supposed to have left by now.
This happened in our building last weekend as well,
@ 4:45 am Sunday morning.
I suppose to some people, that’s still saturday night.
To me it was the only fucking day I could sleep in.
asshole.