Last night after hemming and hawing over whatvto do for supper my other half and I ordered pizza from one of my favorite pizza places. It had been awhile because last time we ordered it took well over an hour to arrive.
Last night we waited almost two hours for two pizzas a taco abd a donair. What the fuck. One pizza was burnt and the other was undercooked. The taco was good but tasted like BBQ sauce which was weird. Top it off this morning the four of us are fighting for the toilet.
Trying to hurry up violent agonizing diarrhea while my children and fiancé are banging on the door in equal agony is not his I wanted to spend my morning.
Can’t wait to wash all the sharted in undies tonight. —Should’ve ordered Chinese
This article appears in Aug 28 – Sep 3, 2014.
Big staff turnaround?
Yours truly.
Write a review in the review section, OB and link it here.
Four people to one can and all of them are pissing through their arses… Brutal. Hope your clan feels better, soon (and you have an ample supply of immodium)
Ummm… Why would you eat less than appetizing looking, undercooked food? Why would you let your children eat it? If I don’t like what I see, I hop in my car and take it back. My money is good, why shouldn’t my food be good. If the employees tell me the food is fine, I’ll stand there and watch them eat it while I get my money back.
Don’t take Imodium – you’re stopping up all the crap (pardon the pun) of which your body is trying to rid itself… drink water or G2, shit quick and plug your nose. All will be well soon.
And stop posting faux reviews here… we don’t want the runs either. Tell us WHO in the resto-review section.
My guess would be west end Alexandra’s Pizza. I hear so much shit about them. It’s the only time I’ve ever gone online to write a review – that’s how shitty they were.
On top of finding out if I really existed (I do…AND my penis is like Phoebe from Friends somehow…), I came across this:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/imaansheikh/pakist…
It could be worse meaty, your penis could have been like Ross – all awkward and nervous.
Actually, Meaty, you’re right. I had food poisoning last December and my doc told me not to take immodium or pepto or gravol and just get everything out of my system.
Alexandras in Fairview (I’m assuming that’s the one you speak of, ho!st) has always been great for me. I love their pizza crust and service is good. Then again, I don’t really eat carbs, anymore, so maybe it’s gone downhill *shrug*
i’ll add my grandmotherly 2 cents. yes, no pepto or immodium til your pooh is clear water. THEN take something. (and if you want an old island trick, take a few shakes of angostura bitters in a half glass of water instead of pepto or immodium ). it stops the horrid cramps immediately. like instantly. take a bit more after the next time you run to the toilet. that usually does it.
meaty, if your penis is like phoebe from friends, does it sing ‘smelly cat?’ and if so, what the heck is your penis doing sniffing pussy????
Fairview is the one PK, I ordered there once and the food was so bad I couldn’t even finish it. And this is back when I was smoking the pot, so I was likely having a case of the munchies. I also found the people VERY rude from the guy on the phone to the guy that showed up at my door. But that was my first and last time ordering from there, so mayhbe they were just having an off day.
you get what you, where you order from. i like sicillian, or even ken’s better.
“Can’t wait to wash all the sharted in undies tonight.” Should’ve ordered Chinese
“Sharted?” Would that be the old Anglo-Saxon form of the past tense?
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
I wish I could get an eggroll pizza
Had food poisoning myself a few weeks ago. Nasty stuff. Called the health inspectors the next day and they said they would send someone in that day to check things out at the restaurant. OB should do the same. It’s the only way to keep them honest. Here are the contacts:
https://novascotia.ca/agri/contactus/staff…
View reports for specific restaurants here:
http://www.novascotia.ca/agri/foodsafety/r…
What do you think is gonna happen eating 2 large pizzas and donairs and tacos? Durh! Try clean eating and stop eating animals and animal sucretions. Dis bitch eat 51 banannas a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtgS7vSSIJ…
are you sure you are only eating them no_fool, haha?
One of the problems that has arisen due to the decline of organized religion is the rise of replacement ISMs. This, in turn, has engendered a trend toward fanatics who feel they need to convert all the heretics to the radical brands of their ISM- veganism, environmentalism, anti-capitalism, etc, etc. I have no problem with people identifying with these ISMs and may be sympathetic myself but keep it to yourself. You don’t need to throw it out there at every opportunity as the solution to all that ails the world.
Animals are very tasty and I eat them every day.
bacon.
I’m a fruitarian and a carboloader. Not a dirty hippie, not an ism. Just for 5 days though so far but ma shit is gettin toight. Suck on dem potato chips. I be doin my jillian michaels high kicks all day and sexerecise all night, bitches.
Fool – if you really are eating all or mostly fruit you may be putting your health at risk. I read recently about an actor who ended up being hospitalized while on a fruitarian diet. You need to do some research.
An acquaintance of mine lived on her own and was very healthy at 103 years. She walked for 10 or 15 minutes after every meal and ate a simple balanced diet of food made from scratch. As far as I know she ate no packaged,prepared foods – just good old fashioned potatoes, veggies, fruit, eggs, dairy, fish, bread and so on. Her only treat was one cookie a day for desert.
Thanks beans, I don’t just eat fruit. That was Kutcher and he only ate fruit for a month which caused his pancreas to shut down, basically from starvation. Fruit has a lot of water and only carbs… so he was not getting all his nutrients. I have huge bowls of whole wheat pasta for dinner, rice and potatoes – I be carboloadin’ —and nuts and seeds too and almond milk, and datorade. Gotta go, Jillian Michaels is waiting, time for burpies bitches.
“i’ll add my grandmotherly 2 cents”
You can be a mean grandma at times 🙁
This is mine. My kids had already eaten supper, the pizza was for us but they had a few bites before I realized things were amiss. We didn’t eat the burnt pizza but we did have a few bites of the doughy one before realizing it was underdone. My fiancé is the man pig responsible for the slaughter of an entire farm just to give us the runs.
Momo, sharted, past tense of shart, verb, to shart is to fart and realize you got more than you bargained for (shit) sharted in underwear are the end result of a shart. See also “skid marks.”
The pizza place is on Portland street.