I was doing a little shopping on Wednesday afternoon. I felt like a double cheeseburger. Well, when I received the burger it wasn’t even warm. I called up the fast food restaurant and explained to the manager that my burger had not been made fresh but it must have been sitting under the heat lamp for at least five minutes. The manager told me to bring it back but I was already on my way home and the time that I would have used my gas to go show this manager this poor excuse for a double cheeseburger, it would not have been worth it. Also, get this, the burger only had one tiny pickle on it. Also that is not the only thing, when I went to take my burger out of the bag, the burger was not even secured in its wrapper. The burger fell out of the half done up wrapper and onto the floor of my car. I told the manager this as well and he was not the least bit concerned. I do not usually go to these fast food saw off joints but I was hungry and running late. I just should have bought myself a package of hamburger meat and made myself a juicy thick burger with two slices of melted cheese running down the side of the hamburger and nestled it on a warm buttered toasted hamburger bun…
I have learned my lesson well, not to let my stomach take over my will power in buying a so-called-100 percent all beef patty. You know when they call their patties 100 percent all beef patties, that is just the name of the company who makes the patties, they are not made up of 100 percent all beef, believe you me, there is more fillers in their patties than you can shake a stick at.
Well, I am full now and very proud of the burger that I had made myself. I wish that I had someone to have shared my juicy, cheese dripping, warm buttered bun with. —Hunger Pains Versus Heat Lamp Burgers
This article appears in Nov 17-23, 2011.
Have you considered getting a life, OB?
Because you sound like you REALLY need one.
Your double-cheese curd-laden arse could do without another fucking burger……
you think that’s bad???
you think THAT’S BAD???
be thankful…
http://gizmodo.com/5812276/would-you-eat-a…
All I kept thinking about was an Eddie Murphy stand up, I believe it was his RAW show when he was going on about a hamburger his mom made him with bread instead of a hamburger buns and the other kids calling it a welfare burger, still funny stuff even after all these years.
So, you’re fed up?
Alexandra’s on Queen St. used to do a mean cheezeburger.
No coke. Pepsi.
The South End Diner used to make tremendous nosh, sadly it caught fire last night boo hoo
yeah i saw that on some sort of news source, i cannae remember which one. oh, yes, i had the scotch eggs from delish and they were very good
make yourself a nice jucy lucy….
http://www.instructables.com/image/FORCTJO…
I’m SO doing this this coming weekend….
cheese stuffed, hand made burgers…..
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i just made bacon wrapped chicken meatloaf
The maple kind?
PG, I made your latkes last night with pirogies and bangers. It was nummers.
Ah the welfare burger with big huge onions and green peppers!
OB…ALWAYS check your food right at the window & refuse to move until you do so.
The drive through minimum paid workers don’t give a shit…not all of them just 95% or so.
So check it first & as someone who drinks black coffee & has had that fucked up in the past… trust me on this, always check first.
If you can’t get a black coffee right, how can it be expected that they get anything right.
Calm down Willie, don’t do anything rash =O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk
Are you the person who caused an accident in Dartmouth because you dropped your cheese burger while driving?
Check your food? before you leave. The manager seemed more than willing to correct the problem and they usually offer something for your troubles.
Last of all, stop being a SELF-ENTITLED TWAT.
Keep your cheeseburger.
Make mine a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce.
And hold the chicken between your knees honey.
I had all this stuff typed but then I was like fuck it. You went to Dog Shits R Us thinking it was Grammy’s Down Home Cookins and you got dog shit. Cry me a river.
This bitch actually made me laugh, funny stuff. Man you guys gotta lighten up and recognize a humorious anecdote when you see one. I’ll have a bite of your tasty burger OB.
Yeah, I was shorted a hash brown with my breakfast sandwich meal. Life can be bitter and cruel.
Coolness note on the company name Op, I didn’t know that 🙂 Also, I recommend Subway for on the go, they stuff your sammies with as many pickles as you like!:D Timmies is good too:D
It’s 100% real beef. Just not grade A beef. They aren’t allowed to call it 100% beef and sell it if it was just the name of the company. Else I could start selling “Weight loss” donuts and claim it’s just my company name. Good luck with that one.
Another fat obese blob complaining about their fast food follies. Fuck off OB. Lose the weight.