Fatty fatty two by four you just shouldn’t eat no more. Get up off your fatass you lazy fat slob and go for a long walk – walk like Forest Gump ran-until you’re skinny. Or at least until your ass moves back around to behind you. When it’s easier for people to jump over you than around you then it’s time to stop eating that McBurger and Fries and get going. Save the money you waste on the fried and fatty and buy some nice sneakers. Squeeze into some spandex – who cares how bad that looks in the beginning. Looking gross in spandex only happens when you happen to be sitting at a King of Fat-rears shoving food down an already maxed out grog. If people give you bad or nasty looks while you are working off that lardass you grew into – flip them the finger and tell them to kiss you where you shit. Being fat is a choice just like being lazy. Think about it, if people were born fat and lazy then they wouldn’t have learned to crawl or walk when they were babies. You turned into a fat lazy slob after years of practice. Now is the time to change that behaviour and become the skinny energetic person that you have hidden away under pounds and pounds of fleshy fat. This ain’t a hate to your fat self it’s a wake up call to your skinny self. Skinny let fatty play for a long time now it’s skinny’s turn. —The Skinny Biotch in Spandex
This article appears in Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011.


@The Skinny Biotch in Spandex
Ohhh, I can smell your ciggie breath and see those yellow teeth from here.
Nasty!
Congrats on the Jenny Crack Diet Plan, skinny bitch. Methinks the coroner’s report on you will read either Blunt Force Trauma or Mattress Fire.
Until then, try not to shake any babies.
See You Next Tuesday.♥
OP sounds like one of those cunts from goodlife, lol
Good thing that OB didn’t point out their target’s, sexual orientation, religion, or ethnic background….that would have just been wrong.
Get yourself some pompoms and do your ‘rah-rah-rah-fat-boom-bah’ to the person in question. Then be prepared to have a Spicy Mama burger crammed in each of your orifices.
Ugh. This reminds me of the type of girls that peak in high school and spend the rest of their lives hating everyone around them who are more confident/happy in their own bodies than they can ever hope to be. Get back on the treadmill, skinny.
To reiterate a point made in a previous thread: Trooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
Spandex, oh my God, I thought that went out with bell bottom pants. you are an idiot and an ignorant, self important bitch of a person.
My, the OPs are nasty today. Nazi lifeguards and skinny biotches in spandex. Obesity can be a result of low self-esteem, something your diatribe only exacerbates OP.
Besides give me the full-figured lady, the curvy one. I find that much more attractive than just skinny.
yeah… all y’all fatties can be skinny and sexy like me…
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fat asses… I can’t even see the boned in your knees.
OHHHHH whatever op.
being fat is a choice. Being retarded is unfortunately genetic. At least the fatties have a chance to change.
So true OP. Parents with fat/obese children should be charged with child abuse. There is NO excuse for being obese…..just pure laziness.
PS – have a look at the fat fucks at the beaches. Men with tits bigger than most women, swim shorts/bikinis stretched beyond recognition, side rolls, back rolls, even knee and ankle rolls, plus the infamous back ass crack….
I’m kind of guessing this is the same person as the bitch about ugly people.
get over yourself and pull your head out of your ass, assholes like you are why people have such self confidence problems.
As the saying goes. Inner beauty stays, outer beauty fades.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLrODCoILSE
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“Or at least until your ass moves back around to behind you” bahahaha
Dear Skinny Biotch,
thank you for telling me:”You have a nice face, if only you could lose that fat ass”
So now it’s time for me to compliment you….you have a nice ass, if only you could lose that fat head.
Wow, this post is disgusting. I hope it’s a joke. Yes, it is a little bit awkward to see someone who is extremely overweight.. but we all have our flaws.
Being rude and thoughtless will not help ANYONE.
Go back to your eating disorder clinic, OP. You are an embarrassment!!
Also, I am a recovering anorexic (I’ve been fine for four years but it is still a struggle) and to hear people like you judging and hating others for the way they look infuriates me! I almost died because of people like you.
GET A LIFE!!
Fuck, I hate fat fucks……………….I really enjoyed the comment about the ” infamous back ass crack”!!! LOL
Seriously, fatness is becoming an epidemic. Just look at some of these peoples grocery carts next time you’re at the store. Fried chicken/taters…..bags of chips. Ever see the fatties buying up 20 bottles of Coke/Pepsi when it goes on sale? Fuuuck
I bet OP has stretch marks
I don’t know what pisses me off more about this post…your bigotry on people who are different than you, your ignorance, or your complete lack of education….
Just so you know, obesity is not always a choice. There is such a thing as glandular or thyroid problems that cause obesity or excessive weight gain. And although there is medication for such illnesses, it is not always as easy as taking a pill and staying “skinny”.
Also just for your information, there are many other illnesses that can cause obesity. Or for that matter, medication for illnesses that can cause excessive weight gain.
Take your ignorant foot out of your ass, and don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Not everyone is as *insert sarcasm here* “perfect” as you are. Also, think before you speak, you’re judging a group of people by what only a handful in that group of people do. That kind of thinking has started wars. Do you really want to be a mindless bigoted asswipe like that? Because if you do, I shudder in fear and disgust for the future of this country.