If you fall into any of those, please can you just get a call center job for the love of all things? Why do you insist on working with the public, in the public? No one, and I mean no one, wants to see or smell you from across any partition, table, check out or cash. And please unless you are working in the plus stores available for the overweight fashionista’s – what the heck are you doing in the regular size stores? You have no idea how hard it is to find a regular size 8 or 9. I bet you didn’t realize until you started working there that pants came in single digits. And now you are supposed to help normal size people find clothes that fit and look good?
Good idea it was making the career choice of dental hygenist when you have the worst teeth ever seen this side of a horse farm. Does that make any sense really ? What about working in cosmetics when your face looks like a pizza with the works? That’s not a good advertisement for your product at all – no matter what. Nobody will buy product for their skin when your skin looks like a horror movie effect. Look away look away! Be realistic about your ability as well your beauty or lack thereof and then get that job at the call center – you have the voice of an angel. —Pretty Smiles and Skinny to Boot
This article appears in Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011.
Not agaiiiin.
Why do you concern yourself with how other peoe look? Who is going to be the judge of how “beautiful” you have to be before you can enter into a certain profession? Maybe we can coach all people on what career choices you have open to you, beauty pending, in high school.
You are ridiculous!!!!!
Troll.
Holy fuck Batman, the nutjobs are loose from Arkham. Hide people who are not “perfect” to “don’t touch that Adonis who dumped me” to “why isn’t the government getting me out of the basement” and now “how dare people smoke in the great outdoors”. Would you all do the world a favour and kindly FUCK OFF.
looooooooooooooool I hear you OP but come on. Ugly people have rights too. Nonetheless a funny bitch
OK, I’ve had enough with this OP! Show him the “Big Book Of British Smiles”!
Here’s what you do OB, get a piece of light wood or metal, about 40cm X 30cm, attach a handle. Now when a ‘less than pleasing visage’ intrudes upon your idealic world, you can use your personal view blocker.
I bet you’re skinny because you don’t know how to operate a can opener.
“normal size people”
seriously???? holy hanna are you a jerk! “normal” is whatevery you want it to be. I want normal to be a size 16 fabulous red head who’s currently single living on her own so normal I am! If you check out the average size of Canadians/Americans, it’s actually about a 12/14 so I guess it’s you who is abnormal not the lady who is working for a living in a clothing store.
and I repeat – you’re a jerk.
i’ve always preferred “abby normal brains” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_pKqiB5Rg
OB, you may be skinny and have a pretty smile, but you are ugly. Your kind of ugly isn’t skin deep.
Skinny describes your depth of character OP!!
You should collect acorns and store them in that fucking empty head of yours, OP. Can’t wait until your perky little tits fall to the floor with a thud.
the OP’s a jerk, but just to play devils advocate, if you don’t take good care of yourself there are consequences, one of them is being considered unattractive or just plain offensive to some people.
I do get sick of looking at people that look like they’ve lost the will to live. It happens in colder climates like this because people don’t get out as much and definitely don’t be at the beach all year round so there’s less motivation to look like a model. I consider myself pretty good looking but I’m definitely not in as good shape as I could be.
I agree with the rest of you I just thought I’d stir the pot up a little bit. Don’t be so quick to judge, OP.
“normal size people”, frig, I missed that funnygirl.
Guess the target of this bitch will never get to sell me any clothes, because I’m anything but normal sized.
Normal – A cycle on the washing maching.
based on the frequency, this is either a fake by some bitcher to keep the flame wars a burnin’…
or the same dumb, ego maniacal, flame-resistant bitch clogging up the queue for the valid bitches.
If you want to see store-bought, orange, surgically enhanced bimbos and calf implanted, braindead, douchey, buffo McTurdurers… move to LA.
Your eyes won’t be offended any longer and you should fit right in.
…Farther the better if you ask me.
http://pa.perfspot.com/0407f465-ce2a-4ca5-…
either/or, that was great zedman. my sleeves are always too short hugo http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archiv…
to play devils advocate:
-I wouldn’t go to an obese person for personal training…kinda hard to take them seriously.
just saying
i remember when doctors smoked
There are anorexic supermodels out there who think that you are both fat AND ugly OP. Which is too bad. Because if you weren’t a moron it wouldn’t matter so much.
Yes pretty smiles,etc., we have only your word to take on that. I would guess you are either 14, and never been kissed or whatever, and have the hots for some guy that can’t stand you.
I WOULD ALSO HAZZARD ANOTHER GUESS, AND SAY THAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU DETEST ALSO.
Why is the OP supporting call centers? Fucking shut those shit holes down and outsource them to India.
Obviously you don’t understand that its not whats on the outside that counts. It is probably a sure bet that being skinny is more important to you than having a personality. Have some chocolate it might perk yours up! God knows we’d be better off without people like you being so narrow minded. So you can slip thru the eye of a needle? Doesnt mean you’re the greatest person in the world. Get a life.
I always say ugly on the inside people are ugliest! Go eat some make up to make yourself as pretty on the inside as you think you are on the outside!
Are … you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah … down beside that red fire light
Are … you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round
OP is being pretty rude in this bitch.. but as a person who has acne (mild with the help of meds) I still understand where they are coming from..
It’s like going to a salon to get you hair done and seeing that your hairdresser has fried, over dyed hair.
Not good!
However, some people can’t change these things about themselves (myself included) so it’s always important to TRY to be less critical.. although i know it is in our nature.
you bitch, are just a piece of inmaterial shit, who fucking cares what you think. you will be there soon enough, or maybe already are. you think you are so shit hot, but i think you are just shit,period.
Sorry but even us ugly people have a right to exist and go out of doors. And some of us like to work with the general public.
But I don’t think this is a “real” bitch anyway.
I dont go to the shopping mall food court for organic health food. If the woman behind the counter is overweight, what does it matter,eh?
While I do agree that there are some people out there who need to brush up on their basic hygeine skills, saying that anyone who is “fat-ugly-lazy-bad teeth” needs to hide away in a call center is awful.
I’m overweight. So by your (insane) rules I should hide away in a dark call center never to be seen by the light of day? Riiiiight. FYI: I work with the public everyday and I am DAMN good at it. I love my clients and my clients love me. I’ve been in this line of work for about 14 years. I’ve made it this far being the size I am, and there are only more years to come.
Get used to it, douche bag. There are people of all shapes, sizes, colors and walks of life out there. I like my life and I have no body image issues. I am fine and happy the way I am. You can fuck right off back to whatever hole you just crawled out of.
I wonder, will anyone who gets involved with this person have to keep themselves pretty and skinny, and neat and clean, and perfect in every way? God, this person is gonna be lonely because no one, i mean NO ONE, no matter how cute, and pretty and skinny, is gonna be like that 24-7 for the rest of their life. Have fun finding that ‘perfect’ Beauty. Beauty is fleeting.