To all of you idiots out there who apparently can’t read road signs, the speed limit on the bay road between the intersection going to dunbrack and the intersection going to exhibiton park is 80 km, not fucking 50. I’m aware that 80 can be a scary speed for you pensioners, but some of us have places to be and would like to get there in less than a week. So either put your foot on the gas pedal or get the fuck out of my way.
—Bay Road Bitch
This article appears in Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2009.


Did you ever consider that people don’t want to wreck their fucking cars on the dozens of deep potholes on that stretch? 80 km might be fine under normal conditions but not at this time of year, dipshit. Maybe you’ve got the dough to spend on repairs, I don’t. You got places to go? You fucking infant – boo-fucking-hoo – so you’ll get to your destination a whole minute later. So suck it up – I refuse to fuck up my only mode of transporation for your impatient ass.
The potholes are fucking phenomenal this year too. Deep, and, in some cases, way too big to go around. Hit one of those at high speed…
That’s exactly my point. Why should I have to pay out big bucks just so Princess can get one car length ahead? Just because a speed limit is posted on a sign does not mean that it applies to all road conditions – it’s the suggested speed when conditions are good. A two foot pothole suggests to me that conditions are anything but.
I’m sorry, but when did I say that this applied directly to the winter weather? I don’t see any potholes in the summer, and people still feel the need to go 50. Also, TTFN, why do you always have to make so many assumptions about the people posting their bitches? If you don’t like it, go on some other website and ditch the holier than thou attitude. Thanks.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
so um… i think the thing that we are over looking is two little words, speed and limit, together they describe the maximum it is leagle to go, this does not mean that you have to go this fast, just that you are aloud to go this fast. so maybe instead of leaving it to the last minute to get to where ever it is that is so important for you to be, and letting it take yuo a week. you should, i don’t know… leave with more time to get there. because if it is important enough for you to get there on time, it is important enough for you to get there alive… isn’t it?
Leagle? aloud? yuo? maybe I’ll take your comment seriously when you learn how to express yourself in a grammatically correct manner, DFTBA. Oh, and really mature, TTFN. I’m guessing your shiny metal ass is a little more rusty than you’d care to admit if you need to avoid potholes so adamently. Have a lovely day you two 🙂 Love, Princess.
Oh, I will, sweetcakes, I always do. At least I’m not in a hurry to nowhere.
so i’m sorry that my spelling is not perfect but really if that is the only responce you have for me, i guess i got my point across…
xox, slowing down to 50 is not going to delay you by a week. It may delay you by maybe 60 seconds, tops! Do an experiment and maybe you’ll slow down too realizing life’s too short to be “road raging” over a few seconds and always in a hurry to stress other people out. Just for fun (my fun, that is) do that same experiment in icy conditions and then tell us all about it.
DFTBA, download Firefox, it’s got a spell checker built in.
Dear kay, I’m really impressed by your lack of ability to understand sarcasm. Well done.
I dish it out pretty good, don’t you think? “If you don’t like it, go on some other website and ditch the holier than thou attitude. Thanks.”
Pretty good? Don’t you mean pretty well? Too bad Firefox doesn’t have grammar check too, eh?
Well, you’ve come to the right place to be a total fucking bitch, haven’t you, xox? Flame on Haligonia. It’s what your people do best… be presumptuous and insulting towards others, that is.
Too bad xox doesn’t have something nastier to bitch about too, eh?
It’s just so much fun to wind people like you up, kay! You eat it up like a fat kitty cat.
People like me? Who’s that? People with opinions, values and human feelings all in one body? I haven’t even said fuck yet. You’ll have to do better than that, xox.
Wow kay, I really admire your amazing standards and self-control. Why the fuckity fuck can’t I be more like you? So sad :(:(:'(
Agreed. Why do you change your user name? I suspect you are an incarnation of the long lost cunty qwerty.
Who’s that? I’m actually new to this wonderful page, and if switching my user name bothers you, well, all the more reason to do it really.
Calm down children.
Defence mechanisms!!!
Just out of curiosity, BRB, how far to you have to travel on the Bay Rd? The distance from the
Armdale Rotary to Upper Tantallon – the end of the Bay Rd, is about 25 km. So assuming you have to drive the entire length of the Bay Rd at 50 km/h instead of 80 km/h, it will take you about 11 minutes longer. Is 11 minutes really worth this kind of stress and aggravation? It’s just my opinion, but I think life really is too short to spend 11 minutes a day seething with impotent rage. Use those extra 11 minutes in the car to listen to something you enjoy. Breathe… Accept… Move on.
thanks kay, i’ll look into that
First you get bitches about people screamin’ by at crazy speeds, now it’s going to slow. How are we ever to please people? I would admit that fifty does sound slow for an eighty zone but if the road is as tore up as people suggest, 11 mins is likely not worth a bent rim/flat tire/wheel alignment. Too bad people’s commonsensical views on driving are so vastly different. One would think they should align a little more closely.
Kay,
can you name a person this doesn’t accurately describe?
“People with opinions, values and human feelings all in one body?” I’m pretty sure that could be a definition for a person.
gotta say though that if I were the dad in this childish bickering contest (that for once wasn’t instigated by me), I’d slap you both for being fuckwits.
Throw some zeppelin on and enjoy the <= 11 min longer ride.
To the person who mentioned the max. speed limit. It’s not illegal to go the speed limit. It is illegal, though, to go too slow below the speed limit. This can be just as hazardous as someone going too fast. I do agree with the slowing down with potholes, though. Some are huge and can come up on you pretty fast! Especially when the pavement is wet! Damn city needs to get theirs buts out there and start repairing those babies! I don’t feel like replacing a tire or anything on my car anytime soon thanks.
It is illegal to drive the speed limit when road conditions make it dangerous.I have yet to see this law enforced though.