May sound sick, but admit it.. you like the smell of your own farts. .. .. I sure love mine, the stinkier the better! I am luckily home by myself today with no one to mind my Ps and Qs around.. so im letting them rip.
And loving every last sniff of it!!
on a more serious note.. please tell me im not the only one…
–love that smell
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2010.
i think you need a therapist lol
My 13 month old loves farting…makes him giggle every time.
makes us all giggle.. though I’m not sure I want to smell air that has passed through my digestive system and spent time in my anus.
now if others want to… I suppose they can try to guess what I ate to build up such a gas bomb.
i’m working on a couple of real eye openers o.p., if you want them, let me know. i can deliver them to you in person, kinda loses flavor on here.
I don’t enjoy the smell itself, I just like to see how bad they can get. And then laugh about it proudly. And I’m a GIRL!
For that extra shot of fragrance, fart under the covers. Mmmmmm – that’s good hum – even Saint John can’t boast such a bouquet.
G R O S S!
Glad I could be of service.
Yes—mentioning Saint John was particularly gross.
And while discussing a topic so dignified in comparison!
Please don’t ever mention something so horrible again.
(Shudder)
You know I’m just kidding around with you, TTFN—I love all your posts, so keep ’em coming!
: )
Maybe OP has a fart fetish… they do exist…
There’s a fetish for just about anything. I can tolerate my own farts but that’s as far as I get on that one.
Hey, RubyJane, none taken. When you get my age, the only offense you take is when a rogue pigeon starts fucking your nose. Other than that, it pretty much rolls off my back bacon.
it’s true..
south park over logging episode mentions Brazilian Fart Fetish Porn.
If it’s mocked in south park, it must be true.
You should contact Dalhousie’s psych dept….maybe they can do a study on you. Try inserting a butt plug and wait until you pop.
I have to show this to my husband… 🙂 then he’ll not think I’m that odd about my farts. He thinks girls shouldn’t fart like men but I’m telling you I can stand up to the competition!! The louder, the smellier the better. Or those silent ones that smell real bad and sneak up on others. Farts…the funniest shit around.
Bawls, you’re the girl for me. LOL.
UGH! My boyfriend does cup-a-farts. Let’s just say to cup a fart, he uses his hand…and then he smells them. EW!
ugh is right…i enjoy hedonistic shite but your bf needs an elbow in the ribs
Just blew a nice one in the crew truck this morning haha – wish i cup a farted it around !!! I love farting – best joke around haha !!! And to the girls that lift a leg and drop bombs and giggle , I LOVE YOU !!!!! HAHA
TTFN. Congratulations! I believe you have successfully mastered the Shakespearean phrase ‘brevity is the soul of wit’. Well done.
Garlic gives me the most pungent ones imaginable.
I worked on the waterfront in Saint John for few years. You could close all the doors and windows but seepage would still somehow permeate through the pores of the building. Insidious.
I worked with one guy once who liked to fart into a small box, close the lid and transfer his flavor to other work stations.
I just squeezed one out as I typed flavor.
Oh man – If i don’t like a particular crew ZI work with – I eat pickled eggs and down guiness the night before !!!!! See how ya like my crew now !!! HAHA
LMAO theweedhog you crack me up
Haha this is the best bitch I’ve read in a long time. My husband and I have fart-offs with our room mate all the time. The most common phrase in my living room is “Aw gross, who farted?”
bawls, i’m free any night except friday, we could roast some mellows with mine,and you can get high on the aroma,good idea or what?