To the idiot that farted in my FACE during warmups today. We were doing lunge squats and it just so happened I went forward a tad too far, only to my surprise was I saying hello to an ass. Couldn’t the girl have judged there were actually people behind her and held it in a little longer?! If that wasn’t bad enough, she realized what she’d done shortly afterand turned around, snickering. I’m completely grossed out.
—Dino
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2009.
Gross!! My sister did that to me one day- she was a few steps above me and let one rip! Call me uptight but I never fart in front of anyone; I’ll sit there and hold it for as long as I have to, as I like to keep a bit of mystery. I don’t understand these people who claim they ‘can’t hold it’; if you can’t hold a fart in, how can you manage to hold a poop in??? It’s rude and undignified to fart in front of other people. However, I did fart on my dog’s head once- because he’d already stunk up the whole flat with his; I just wanted a bit of revenge.
Some people have digestive problems that cause extremely painful gas. If you can’t let it out, then you basically die. That being said, I try to be discreet about it and certainly would never let it out in someone’s face on purpose (except my brother, but… well, that’s only because he farted on my head every day throughout our childhood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4eEj1lzPkk…
LOL 1fa1, gotta love Nick Frost.
Ha, you should watch man cold too..it’s even better.
Was your mouth open ?
Its the ‘Fart-Game’, Dino. You’ll play someday!
Well then – I laughed so hard reading this I started crowning and touched cloth! Sharking anyone?
When you have to fart you have to fart.
The worst is the first time you accidentally fart in front of someone you haven’t been dating for very long. There’s an unspoken game played in new relationships, it’s called “who’s going to fart first”. The first person to fart loses.
In my lifetime I’ve won about tree and lost five. I’ve been working out my anal sphincter though so I have high hopes for the future.
Hey Dino, maybe she wants you and is into that kind of stuff.
What girl wouldn’t want me anyway.
*blush* I’m sorry Dino….the smirk was just my way of sayin’ “how you doin’?”
teehee. 😛
I want Dino love.
Maybe she was hoping the OP was a closet fart licker.
I’ve smelt brimstone and that ain’t no brimstone….
damn, Shrek, my mouth was open and everything…