I love to go out to a family restaurant on the weekend and have an omelette, but I have a bitch about the coffee. It sucks!
I am certain that the women serving are not coffee drinkers because they seem to be taking the top half of the pot away before the weaker half of the pot has come out of the machine. Then, as if my luck is the worst around, someone pours me a cup from the weak half. I don’t mind weak coffee, but the weak half of a coffee pot really sucks because it lacks character, and it is bitter in comparison to the full blend. —Tired of Drinking Hot Cream Water with a Twist of Coffee in It
This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.
OB, then go to a restaurant that serves good coffee. Christ, how complicated can it be. Or stay your ass at home and make the coffee yourself.
Switch to tea. Coffee is a crap shoot and it rots your guts.
Don’t get coffee at a restaurant! It’s always disappointing
I bring my own coffee to restauants and they never say anything. Sometimes they make me pour it into a mug but that is fine.
So I get my big box coffee and enjoy my breakfast in a small time establishment. The world is right again.
I like the coffee @ smitty’s …. and michaels too.
I’m no raving coffee craver but at those places, it’s worth it.
Just ask for a new one. If that comes back shitty, make sure you aren’t charged for it and leave.
Pour it on the omelette FFS
Oh my god I clicked “like” on a Seabass comment. Whyyyy
I’ve done that unintentionally, Moley. I scrubbed and scrubbed but they don’t make water hot enough. >: 0
Lighter fluid and bleach, Ivanski. 😛
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA – 195
“Fire, and lots of it”
I know, I know – that’s my cure for everything…
I find most coffee shops make it too strong and bitter and makes my guts feel very squeemish after drinking it. I prefer the weeker blend. You must have battery acid guts. Do you eat nuts & bolts too?
Oh yeah, what about restaurants that don’t have ice?