This article appears in Jan 1-7, 2009.
FACKING FACK
I have an EXTRA LARGE bitch today. I fundraised for four hours, walked around in the freezing cold asking for donations, and walked a total of FOUR HOURS. Had only a cup of coffee today. Then, when I finally got home to salvation, the door wouldn’t godda
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You only have one door to your house?
did your mom have super powers to open the door?
did your mom have super powers to open the door?
If by super powers you mean “a key” then possibly.
Are you sure it was your house?
College graduation I stood knocking on the door of a house that I thought I lived in ( I was drunk) when I was yelled at by the actual owners from the window above me. MMMMMMMMM bear mace tastes so good with vodka.
Be happy you got a fucking home, sweetheart, and a mom to let you in.