Not that I’m your biggest fan, or give a shit about your life. But when you bombard my newsfeed every time I log in and I see 7 status of how you’re eating a cookie, and how you just drank juice, and how you took a shit or brushed your teeth… and they all end with “xoxo love you babe” I can’t help but think I hope he dumps your ass, cheats on you with your mom and give you herpes. Okay I know that’s a little excessive but I mean come on! Is that really necessary? And I do mean EVERY SINGLE STATUS. You update your status about 20 times a day too it seems. Please get a twitter account? I don’t even know. —OMG I Just Want to Slap a Bitch

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  1. i have a friend like this but instead of saying what they re doing it’s always about how to keep and find the perfect woman. which is ironic because he can not keep a girl for the life of him

  2. FB is so customizable… right down to the very last detail of not bothering to open an account…
    that the onus is really on you to do something about it…
    sweetcakes.

  3. well
    just block or delete the person
    what are the chances you speak to them on a regular basis anyway
    majority of people only talk to maybe 20 of their facebook “friends” anyway

  4. It can be annoying, but you can either ignore that person in your feed, hide their comments, unfriend or (since you even suggested that Twitter may be a better platform) enter into a discussion with your friend about the various social media sites and how some are better suited than others depending on what the user is trying to achieve. I use Facebook for one purpose, Google+ for another, LinkedIn for yet another … and so on. But that’s what works for me. As already noted … how you deal with this is ultimately up to you and you do have choices that will lessen the amount of cortisol you release when you hang out on Facebook.

  5. First, why isn’t that FBing bitch at work, instead of sitting around eating cookies and getting fat. Second, get off FB and get a life!

  6. I had to block almost all of Aesop’s relatives’ incoming posts (‘here’s a picture of my breakfast…’) and hide most of my posts from them (xenophilia’s new location is Hallifax, NS was a bit of a bombshell.) The real bitch is how FB keeps changing this on you…

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