I am so sick of seeing “Facebook is going to start charging monthly fees copy and paste this message so you dont have to pay”. What the fucking fuck are these dummies who repost that crap thinking? Durr oh I better copy and paste this even though there’s no way to track a status, and why the hell would you not have to pay because just because you posted some stupid status. Use your brains fuckwads. And to the one who said “oh I don’t believe it but I’m reposting just in case” you are a total moron and I feel bad for your kids. Yes I could always delete half my Facebook list but this bitch is mostly about how fucking annoying gullible people are. I used to get ten “make a wish forward this to 8000 people and your crush will ask you out (tee hee) if you don’t they will hate you (oh noes) and the girl from the ring will kill you” emails a week. Really? A fucking fictional character from a movie going to kill me if I don’t forward his email? Auguhhhhhh! —Stupid Stupid Stupid
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.
Heres the deal.
Delete all of your non family friends on Facebook, or they will delete you.
Same result
There are still morons roaming the earth who forward everything they receive without checking facts.
Similarly these same idiots believe what is posted in the ‘About’ section of profiles on the online dating sites……..READ BETWEEN THE LINES and you will discover the intent is to get off and not call you EVER again! ~ Block that b!tches ass the moment I leave the dorm/apartment/vehicle……..hell, I blocked people using my phone walking out their door LMFAO
There were idiots before Facebook and if you think Facebook was going to make anyone less rediculous, you were wrong. Now they are free to post all their bull shit advice and complaints and full of shit staus updates for ALL of their friends to see hahahaha. sucks to be you. DELETE DELETE DELETE.
As much as I hate Facetard, I loathe the people who make it part of their hourly existence even more.
Then there’s this: http://www.hatebook.org/
I use FB to keep up with friends but FFS it’s the fucking internet.
Honestly, I mainly just use the msging/chat function — it’s pretty much replaced MSN in my life.
I don’t call people or text them, I just msg them on FB.
I blame Acadia for this. 😛
No seriously, FB’s a great way to keep in touch with some people who aren’t close by or a comms tool to talk to friends instead of calling (this is how I mainly talk and communicate with NGF, for example), but there are people who take this crap WAY too seriously. If FB is making you more “:(” than “:)”, maybe you should log off for a bit.
Saweet kitteh, Kitteh. Molly or Oscar?
Thanks! That’s Oscar!
Molly has a WAY cuntier look than Oscar. He’s just all “huh?” 24-7.
uh.. I never see this stuff on MY facebook. I guess my calibre of friends is a bit better?
Maybe you’re the one eyed king in the land of the blind OP.. It’s not facebook’s fault you’re friends with losers.
why not just use the “hide all” feature? That will remove their stuffs from your news feed and you only have to read their ramblings when you choose to visit their page.
I particularly like your sign-off “Stupid Stupid Stupid”
ALMOST as stupid as your post, bitching about something as inane as gullible internet users. “GASP! SHOCK! There are gullible people out there….and on Facebook no less??! Get the fuck outta here!!” GEE-ZUS THIS IS A STUPID BITCH! Little hint for ya…facecrack has a “block” feature that you can set up so as not to receive feeds from these gullifucks on your contact list. Barring that, you can “Delete” these same undesirables from said contact list…either way, you stop getting these idiotic posts that are apparently causing you so much stress in your life that you just have to come here and bitch about it. Get a life and stop bitching about such petty, insignificant bullshit. Now, carry on as if you were normal.
euch.. Your life must be pretty breezy if this is all you have to complain about, OP. People still use facebook like that? Get on with your lives.
The COAST is starting to CHARGE for accounts!
QUICK, re-post this in every bitch or you will have to PAY 9.99 per month starting in OCTOBER.
It is VITAL to you and your family if you do not do so… because they will use your information to maim your family and rape the youngest child… using the oldest child!
For GOD’S SAKE, RE-POST!?!?!?!?!?
My back is bent from the cumulative weight of all my chain letter curses. Remember chain letters?This is the same thing. And just as dumb.
The OP does kinda have a point with how idiotic people are when it comes to the belief that FB will start charging a monthly fee…
Especially since on the log-in page it says “It’s free, and always will be” or something like that
…derp…
I find much humor in those who try to ‘explain’ their use of facecrack as being a great way to keep in touch !
Fuck off ! ! !
There have been many methods of keeping in touch with actual friends & family for many many years before the interweb.
I’ve got a large family spread out across Canada, & most of us are not doing f-crack.
Yet somehow , some strange & unexplainable way, we manage to keep in touch with each other.
I wonder if any of you can name some of these difficult & arduous methods, of staying in touch with those you care for & who care for you ?
because there is obviously no other way except to ‘post it ‘ via f-crack
What a bunch of L O S E R S .
Just because there were ways before FB to keep in touch, doesn’t mean FB doesn’t provide an easy way to do so. It’s a one-stop-shop where you can put all your friends and family on there an communicate with the click of a button. And it’s free! WOW!
There were always ways of communicating before some new technology came along, More-on. Do you use the phone? Do you send letters? Do you use email?
There were all points in history where none of that exists.
Bitching people out and calling them losers because they utilize a new technology is ridiculous and stupid — some would say “more-onic.’
Heh.
Do you keep in touch with high school or college friends More? My brother noted how he lost touch with a lot of people when they all went their separate ways after high school and how since Facebook became popular, has gotten in touch with a lot of them. God forbid you have contact with anyone outside of your boon bubble.
Meh. I have lots of friends who live in Asia, and though we keep in touch in other ways, facebook is good for day to day mundane connections with people you miss. But I am a loser, that is true.
The friends I had in school I still keep in touch with today…those that I haven’t burried that is.
My brother lives in Asia, & he was over for a visit this summer. We send packages to each other, we use standard mail because we just haven’t figured out how to transmit the stuff by e-mail.
Does facecrack have a transmitter function ? Because I have the Nova Scotia T shirt he wanted & if I can zip it over to him by f-crack I’ll go join right fucking now. & then come back here & appologise for being wrong.
But I’m not against using technology to communicate with friends, co workers or even you people here.
But I really don’t give a fiddlers fuck for when you had your last bowel movement, how much you may love or hate so & so …& all the other absolute garbage that people do when they’re on crack.
Then there’s all the people in my family like my grandmother, less than 6 months away from her 100th birthday. She wants to talk to me, not have someone take her to a computer so she can ‘read about it’ or look at my board !
So I’ll keep the phone & the mail service, & stay off the crack , because there is absolutely nothing it can do that phone , mail & e-mail cannot, & many things that the 3 mediums I use can do…like send my brother that shirt he couldn’t get when he was here.
I also never get ‘poked’ or asked to be ‘a friend’, of some fucking stranger I have never met & probably never will …
So pour me an’udder beer & down wit’ da causeway by’s & I’ll stay back here in the middle ages.
i only do what pleases me on there. if i don’t wanna post, so be it. if i decide to repost something, it is because i fid it funny. other than that, just scroll throgh it all, or hide the shit from the rest of sane people you have on your list.
Another Fuckbook posting…..people need to get away from that shit.
I hear Life Sucks…the only thing I can say I like about f-crack is all the humour I see from those who get frustrated & upset about it.
but to actually go & subject myself to any of that…thanks, but no thanks.
Friend of my mom’s got back in touch with a friend on fb from high school. They’re now married and have a two year old. Without it, their little one wouldn’t exist, so I think that’s pretty darn cool!
Thanks guys, I reposted that message to everyone on my email. It worked, too. I called FB and they tell me that I won’t be direct billed to my credit card for the rest of 2011.
lol @ GV
Facebook is cool, people just abuse it. Everything is cool in moderation.
I used to live in France from 1998-2001, I was a pre teen. I made some really good friends there, and a year or so ago I reconnected with several of them through FB. People who use it every day and spend hours on it every chance they get to look at pictures of people they’re not even really close to.. would still be tools had FB never been invented. It would be impossible for me to keep up with even 3 or 4 people who all live overseas. Int’l calling ain’t cheap and numbers and addresses change a lot when you’re young.
My .02
OMG You guys have NO IDEA of the jingoistic “AMERICA—FUCK YEAH” posts I see on my page. They are not from my ‘real friends’ (FTF friends?) they are my FB friends. We grew up in the same town, and after my recent hs reunion, I added a lot of homies to my list.
S’OK, though, I block all apps, don’t friend co-workers, and group my friends so that I choose what to see and what to share. I feel have the right to disagree with anything that is posted on my wall; in fact I just refuted a chain post about 7 up eliminating the words under god from the pledge on an advert….God, I miss Halifax so much.
Oh, yeah..we (in the states) got a fugly new version of FB last week, but you can go back to the old way by selecting “UK English”
Friending co-workers ain’t coo’.
depends on the co-worker…
certainly not a good idea to add any management or authority, which has proven disastrous.
http://files1.guildlaunch.net/guild/librar…
but colleagues who’re cool shouldn’t make much of a difference.
considering the repeated, relentless rambling a bunch of y’all did last night… ya shouldn’t be dissin’ the facebook that much.
it works for what it’s intended to do.
problem with coworker, if they are friends with a boss, and their security settings are open….the boss gets to see what you allow the coworker to see….if the coworker comments on your wall.
Facecrack. Coastcrack. Not much difference really except for the anonymity provided here.
Tomorrow, Facebook will change its privacy settings to allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house while you sleep and eat your brains with a grapefruit spoon.
To stop this from happening, go to Account>Home Invasion Settings> Cannibalism>Brains, and uncheck the “Tasty” box.
Please copy and re-post. It will save lives