Can I be mad that you didn’t wish me a “happy birthday” on Facebook? I mean, it doesn’t take long to type those two little words—which mean a lot. I see you writing it on everyone else’s Facebook wall, why not your girlfriend’s? —It’s the little things

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  1. Needy, needy, needy. You’re not a girlfriend – you’re a suction cup. Nothing reeks more than emotional dependency.

  2. Did he celebrate your birthday with you in person? In real life? Yes? Then why does he need to do it on fb? Live your life in the real world, not on social media. FFS!

  3. Really? It’s FB, who gives a fuck. I trust he saw you and wished you HB in person. But fuck really. People have to get off line and live in the real world.

  4. Best response award goes to Mr Meaty who effortlessly matched the OBs childish post with a clever and spontaneous response. Good one!

  5. I suppose you count all of the ‘happy birthday’ posts on your timeline and keep track of those who did, and did NOT, post, only to make sure you NEVER ‘happy birthday’ post on the timelines of those who didn’t acknowledge your special day….good lord.

  6. Dump his ass, he sounds like a loser. Who cares about a line on facebook, did he buy you a present or take you to a decent dinner? If not, then ditch. Sounds like you want him to make some grand gesture in front of his facebook friends, or atleast a sweet lovey-dovey b-day message. But this fool don’t wanna burn his bridges, baybay. He ain’t gonna let his entourage of bitches know he’s taken. Go on send him a relationship request (gawd that shit be juvenile) – I hate them damn requests, cramps ma style. He obvi wants to appear single and ready to mingle. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make a man commit. Go on, kick rocks or atleast do like my girlfriends do and make catfish accounts of studs (fake friends) and post flirty comments to yourself to make him jelly. Works e’rry time.

  7. Why on Earth would you even care? It’s FACEBOOK. It’s not like it’s something important.

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