I do not know what a CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER is. I have read some of the previous LOVE THE WAY WE LOVE and it has mentioned about the creepy bus driver stalker. Who would want to be labelled as a CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER anyways. I personally do not see any bus driver that is even worth stalking alone having that name labelled on them. I used to travel by metro transit but I have not used the HRM bus service in almost three years. I travel by car now. I really feel sorry for this person who has an atricious name like that hanging over his or her head. Why are you so mean. Oh well, I hope that his or her feelings are not hurt. I hope that this person gets everything that he or she wants for the Holiday Season. Maybe the bus driver or bus drivers who have labelled this person CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER should get together for a snack and become friends. You know life is too short to be making fun of another person. ARE YOU MR. BUS DRIVER OR MR. BUS DRIVERS ALL THAT AND SO PERFECT. That is all. —Chesty

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  1. Of course bus drivers are not perfect, neither are those who use that shitty service. OB, you were wise to buy a car. Pity the rest of those people don’t wake up.

  2. Bus drivers…….. the reason hemorrhoid products were created. The Wrath of Grapes descend these Captains of the People Carrier.

    Who aspires to such a lofty role in the world? Are school guidance counselors recommending such a nasty job to their wayward young? Similar to the garbage man who totes away the garbage…… oh dear, I came full circle as this is the same job!

  3. There was a lovely young driver man driving the 90 one evening. He was pretty cool and he seemed cute, I didn’t want to stare at him to take a better look but he was gabbing with the old ladies the whole time they were on the bus and even stopped where he wasn’t supposed to so they could get to their church easier, teeheee. Although, they’ll probably expect this service from now on and have a hissy fit if other drivers don’t comply. Oh, but I wouldn’t stalk him, but that’s just me.

  4. —–
    “Chesty”
    —–

    Pictures, or it didn’t happen…
    (eyebrows waggling furiously)

    Wpaul
    “Likes bewbies”

  5. Oh Yesss! Hugo . Russ Meyer. Any man whose twin fixations were Nazi’s and large breastesses is, well, for lack of a better word – ME!
    He was a combat cameraman in the European theatre and actual footage that he shot was used in “Patton”.
    He supposedly photographed a group of condemned criminals in a military prison in England who were offered the chance to redeem themselves in combat. He told his friend, novelist E.M. Nathanson, the story and Nathanson turned it into a bestseller – “The Dirty Dozen.”

  6. You guys taking a trip down Mammary Lane or just keeping abreast of the situation?

    That’s amazing TTFN! “They’re real and they’re fantastic!” comes to mind.

  7. I’m not crying Tim, but I’m not bringing candy canes anywhere near my bus for a while, that’s for sure. And the Coast staff came up with the tag, no transit driver is on their staff.

    Totally creeped out.

  8. Why, Ms Morgan. May I numb those for you?

    NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!

    (Sorry, couldn’t resist *blush*)

  9. …with those rough 10lb. ham-sized hands of his *shudder*

    Sorry, pork products should inspire only happiness and joy; not be fisted into the subconscious as objects of terror.

  10. Wait. What?
    How the hell did we go from me making a clever remark, (somewhat sexist maybe, but clever nonetheless), to Wheelie ‘rubbing off on me’ and sexual acts with pork products??

    Yeah, ya know what? On second thought, nevermind. Forget I asked. I’d rather not know.
    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the shower scraping myself raw with a pumice stone and Comet powdered bathroom cleanser.

  11. Who aspires to such a lofty role in the world?

    Uh… koda? Do you know how much those guys get PAID?? It’s ridiculous. I mean sure, you don’t have pretentious asswipe bragging rights that, say, a lawyer MIGHT have.. But you’re making about as much.

  12. OP you’re going very far out of your way to prove you’re not the CREEPY BUS DRIVER STALKER.

    Come on! I’m a creepy facebook stalker. Everybody stalks something from time to time. Embrace it.

  13. THE INFANTILE MIND AND THE FETISHIZING OF THE FEMALE BREAST, vis a vis E.Kant(as in “I can’t get over them tatas!”)

    RSVPs

    Avast: nice “motorboat”!

    Ivan: who is this Wheelie you speak of, Ivan? Does he like women’s breasts, Ivan? Get back to me on this, Ivan.

    Rosie: “rubbing off” I see what you did there, Rosie. Once, while inspecting the nipples of my favourite whippet (whippet good, Rosie), who I believe was enduring a “false pregnancy”(vol.2 of Licht Dicktenstein’s “Dog Nipples- WTF, Yo!”), I- oh dear. I lost my train of thought, Rosie.

    “The Turd”: You continue to be ever the unctuous arsehole, Turd, but I must confess I have grown accustomed to the smell of your facial hair, Turd.
    Is “The” your first name, Turd? Don’t get back to me on this. The whippet is now dragging it’s bottom on the carpet, Turd, which I believe was the album immediately preceding Aqualung, by Jethro Tull.
    Which puts me in mind of a joke, Turd.
    “I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later”.

    Cheerios,

    A (self) pleasure as always,

    The Most Interesting Man In The World
    (I don’t always do philosophy, but when I do I am)

  14. Avast, clearly you aren’t aware of the sub-clause to Internet Rule: 34 known as “The Sebastian Protocol” which basically states that given enough time, any discussion on LTWWB will eventually be violated by the spectre of non-consensual man-love.

  15. Summit is indeed this Sunday. PK sent out a message a while back with all the details. I hope to see you all there! ^^

  16. Wheelie, THAT was fucking brilliant! Well done. (my motorboat aside)
    And Ivan, sadly, I have yet to receive my LTWWB official rule book and decoder ring. (Are they published anywhere online?) Please forgive my obvious ignorance of the Sebastian protocol. I guess you can say that as a result of this, I have been Sebastated. Oh the humanity!

  17. Yes indeed Wing Commander – I pronounce that the jape of the season. Like the movie “Airplane” you have brilliantly captured the subject of your lampoonery while vastly exceeding it in terms of intellect & wit. Kudos and Wheetabix to you.

    No worries Vastie. Nothing than can’t be fixed with years of therapy and eggs benny.
    Are you summiting on Sunday?

  18. I plan to come! I will also be attending the summit ;D. I feel like I need to add some of you to FB so I can creep and so that you can creep my cat pictures (updated multiple times daily :))

  19. Just call me Evanrude! 😉
    Summit attendance looks good at this time. There may be a slight hiccup that could cause me to be late but as it stands, I should be there.

  20. I too am a reformed crackbook-a-holic. I’d also wager a sizeable bet that I am one of the last people residing in HRM without a cell phone too.
    (No, I’m not Amish)
    Now, if you’ll excuse me, this barn ain’t gonna raise itself. lol

  21. The editor must be getting ready to post Tommy’s King Kong bitch and is just preparing to give it a wide berth.

  22. “That’s all right Ryan. My Morse is so rusty I might be sending him dimensions of Playmate of the Month”

  23. “I hope to Christ this works… Okay Chief, put us on the roof…”

    “On my Mark. 3… 2… 1… Emergency BLOW!”

    (Mwah! Goodnight everybody ;D)

  24. BEST LAST WORDS EVER: Yevgeni, the XO of Captain Tupelov’s Alfa, knowing that he has just seconds left to live, uses the time to tell off his boss.
    “You errogent ess. You killed US!”

  25. oooh, Painey, it WOULD be, but the Canadian Ginger Agricultural Protection Board requires a $250 importation fee!

    Making another 2 batches–one with trimmings, etc. just for syrup–threw a few cranberries in for colour-it’s a lovely pink now-

  26. Ding! Ding! Ding!!!! Finally! I was hoping you would get there Unckie Ivan. I loved that line. Now I wanna watch the movie… 🙁

  27. “But I’m still using it!”

    Crap, that was the liver. I was so hoping for the rare and elusive “Chesty Morgan-Red October-Monty Python” segue… it’s ever so hard to pull off… and I didn’t 🙁

    I would like that Unckie Ivan, thank you. 🙂

  28. See Rosie, I’m not a total bastard. I said kidney, because you have two.
    “Comeradzh! We Shail Into Hishtory” – at the sunday summit.

  29. when i saw your latest name, mr bean, i was relieved to see hunky mr bean and not jug eared mr bean…booyah

  30. That was my Christmas present to you Miss Pain. >; )
    Are you coming visiting tomorrow, or do I get my “precious” at the summit?

  31. i can’t believe you remembered uncle vanya!!! i opened it the minute i got in the car, i was cackling away. me ma was totally confused by the inscription, i tried to explain it but got the glazed look. she knows about my secret love for those wacky elements and stuff^^thank you and remember to share with my bff

  32. SCREEEEE! >: ) Ivan remembers all.
    A random sampling by a random sample of bookies pronounces the the goodies – “Supoib!”
    SOBova will get her taste.

  33. Trying to find the ugliest shirt in my closet – then realized they were all ugly. So it’ll be eenie-meenie-chili-beany to dress for the Summit – any idea how many we’re expecting? We should do musical chairs every 1/2 hour so everybody gets to yak with everybody. Kind of like Speed Bitchin’. The down side is that we may have the waitress pelting us with plates and silverware.

  34. I’m thinking we may have to set up a special “Children’s Table” to which the truly obnoxious will be exiled. >: )

  35. Damn…I’m gonna miss sitting at the ‘special’ table !

    On the plus side, I’ve got family stuff happening today ,with a nice hunk of Roast beast for our supper
    with the very best part of my day being….I don’t have to drive to halisux ~:)

  36. i would be sitting right next to ya mr more^^i would love to see you at our various sized tables of mirth, have a grey’t day

  37. I wouldn’t say it’ll be never Paingirl.
    One cannot predict the future , who know’s eh ?
    IF I was in town, & wasn’t up to something { heh, heh, heh}
    I wouldn’t be completely adverse to attending. IT just seems that most time there isn’t enough hours in a day, or days in a week.
    There is also the not insurmountable problem of… I will not go to face crack, I have also long since sent linked in to the toilet bowl, where it has joined all the other things that end up there & where it definately deserves to be. Imo
    Any whoo
    I hope you all enjoy yourselves & you don’t get barred.
    Or arrested ~;)

  38. nope, people stared at us but that’s par for the course. we had two newbies this time young thomas and snubiz!!! a ribaldrous time was had

  39. We must of done something wrong – I didn’t see one throbbing neck vein among the other partrons of that fine establishment – excellent Summit, guys – great to meet Snubiz and Tommy Jules and add them to our inner sanctum. And, Wheelie, I am ‘squeeee’ happy for you and the new squeeze! You’re too fucking adorably scented to resist, mister.

  40. wpaul is a frequent patron of that fine establishment plus we tip well and don’t smell like ass

  41. excellent, my work is done. ouat i made 6-7 varieties of cookies, but i’ve pared it down over the years. the lime coconut was a new player in the line-up, did you like those?

  42. Lime coconut was excellent, Painey, I cawed them down and I don’t even like coconut (except for haystacks).

    We’re arm wrestling for the last cookie.

  43. no risk of black cat hairs in the cookies this year, not that we ever found any. the boys never really cared about the food, they just wanted to be near my hands. the needy one would head bonk them and get flour on his face, he never noticed it…i had to wipe it off

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