Hey asshole, we are two lovely strong young women who live in some undisclosed part of Halifax. Once, in our tiny house, a long time ago, we had a sweet sweet n64 (actually we still have it, but that’s not the point, because now it is USELESS for playing Zelda: Majora’s Mask!!!) that we loved to play sweet games on. One year for christmas, we got AN EXPANSION PAK HOLY SHIT…and the new version of Zelda since we had let our older boy cousins (with moustaches) beat the first game for us because we were small and scared of the boss at the end. Spooky.
ANYWAY, once we got the expansion pak we were psyched on playing Majora’s Mask… however, at some undetermined point in time between 1999 – 2006, YOU STOLE OUR EXPANSION PAK. Asshole.
Now we’re older and educated and wish to continue where we left off in Majora’s Mask… we never beat it… SO DROP IT OFF IN THE ENJOY HALIFAX CRAFT BOX ON BELL ROAD YOU DICK. Plz. —Two Ladies Who Learned Not to Knife Dem Chickens
This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.
Fuck off. Really? An n64 game? Maybe you need to get off welfare so you can enter 1995.
this him?
http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-vi…
I thought that thing was only good for perfect dark… oh yeah, or that Donkey Kong game.
I guess there are a few.
lol n64. Why not just get a replacement off Kijiji or eBay for a few bucks? I have no idea what a Majora’s Mask is…..was that out of Eyes Wide Shut?
There’s always emulators…
Hipsters
yeah, emulators are easy to come by…
skip the hardware op and game it up.
Maybe the fact that your expansion pack was stolen was the universe’s way of telling you to get a life.
Z’s comment takes the cake. Funny bitches today.
Majora’s Mask wasn’t my cup of tea in the Zelda world, but I actually love Zelda II so I’m a bit of an oddball when it comes to Zelda nerds. I’m sure kijiji/ebay can hook you up with one, or just download it onto your Wii if you have one (1000 points).
Anxiously awaiting Skyward Sword…
points? no…
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/WiiBrew:FAQ
hated the mask… didn’t like replaying the same days over and over and over and over….
ocarina and link to the past will always have a special place in my heart though.
retro gaming FTW
I have no idea what you people are talking about.
I have the special green N64 that came with Donkey Kong with Pokemon Snap stickers all over it :D! Hmm. That doesn’t sound too great.
You could try the “ultimate” video game store on lacewood as well.
My question is how the hell the OB was able to gain access to the internet on their Commodore Vic 20 to even type this bitch?? Jesus, the amount of cassette tape drives needed to do this must be fucking staggering!
Quit your whining and play a REAL game….PONG RULES!!