To the sexy, tall, thin girl in my aerobics classes. I love how you move and your smile is intoxicating. We’ve spoken a few times and I find you’re so pleasant to talk to. Also, your taste in fashion is impeccable. Alas… I fear our age difference is too great. Sigh… —Older But Interested

This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2011.

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  1. income/wealth – age * 1000 = ?

    negative –> fat chance…
    0 – 10 000 –> might as well give it a shot
    10 000 – 30 000 –> you’ve got good odds
    30 000 or more –> why did you even bother type this? she’s yours.

    and if you forgot order of operations when you made the calculation,
    you’re attempting to cheat math and should die alone.

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