I like you as a friend. I am not interested in you as anything more. I should not have to keep telling you. I can’t even fuck you drunk! Like come on, you dick is so skinny and small and you have biggest balls I’ve ever seen…..they are bigger then your dick. When you went on all fours and tried to get me to lick your asshole, I actually threw up a little in my mouth. Oh I love to be freaky and enjoy a nice asshole licking from time to time, but I can’t even kiss you without getting grossed out.
I cannot keep being nice to you. If you try to fuck me one more time I am going to tell you how much I try not to get sick when I look at you. I am forever going to have nightmares about your nasty balls. God, I’ve never had to be rude like this before. Why don’t you respect me? Now I know why you’re 35 and have fucked less then 15 women your whole life. —Nightmare forever
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2015.
Sis, your brother needs help and support. Tell your parents what is happening and then you can begin to heal.
Perhaps he’s suffering from elephantiasis. That would account for his balls being the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Seriously? Why are you fucking someone you’ve friend-zoned? If you aren’t interested in him as anything more why are you licking this guy’s asshole? Make no wonder he keeps trying for more. I’m getting mixed signals and I’m not even involved in this little tete-a-fesses!
Mod really needs to take a creative writing class. Wheelbarrow Balls indeed!
Probably it’s cellulitis.
Did you notice if he had hemorrhoids?
15 women by the age of 35, that’s not too bad!
There are some things in life that it is best to keep within the dark recesses of one’s own mind. The details of this bitch are a good example of the expression, “too much information.” Hopefully, I will be able to put it out of my consciousness in time for lunch without a loss of appetite.
yeah Broc… I’d say that’s not an unheard of amount.
Apparently OB isn’t into monogamy all that much.
In honour of this bitch I have slightly altered the hook to Jay-z’s 99 Problems.
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I’ve got 99 problems but huge balls ain’t one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wFDZLp-x8
It may not be well known but we birders are a randy bunch. We have a saying, “What happens in the woods stays in the woods.” Enough said.