We were biking along single file, 3 of us. It was a ‘no passing zone’, solid yellow line on our side of the road, pass zone for the traffic coming towards us. A truck gives us the 1-2m (thanks for the extra metre btw) and then some asshole in a silver car PASSES the truck that was passing us. The car actually hit the gravel edge in the oncoming lane. Idiot. Now what if a car was coming towards us? Who’s gonna die? Yep, the three of us because I’m pretty sure that any asswipe in a car when he/she has to make that split second decision “do I hit a car coming towards me or do I immediately get out of it’s way and worry about the consequences later’ is going to opt for plowing down a bunch of helpless victims. Think about it. Slow down and relax. Where do you have to be so soon on a Sunday, anyway? —Cranky

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  1. If only I could pound impatient, inconsiderate drivers into the ground like fucking tent pegs. Or attack their ankles with a jackhammer.

  2. it’s a dangerous road cranky, old son. and there are a bunch of fucking nitwits on that road, everyday. try not to become another statistic, okay.

  3. Donk, it was a no passing stretch of highway, whether we were there or not is not even a factor in the equation, we would have been collateral damage.

  4. seb, we both know its ok to kill cyclists whether they are on the sidewalk or on the road, the stats and legal system back this up.

  5. If motorists can hit cyclists for riding through crosswalks then cyclists should at the very least be able to use a crowbar or some other weapon to damage the vehicles that fail to give us room.

  6. Some people tend to take more driving risks when it’s just themselves in the car. I know I do, I’m not sure about passing in a no passing area, but you get what I’m saying. You could be collateral damage in many many instances … I dunno, I always give cyclists fair space.

    That being said, I realllly think the driving test should be made a little more difficult. Sidenote, why is it the people in the smallest cars take up THE MOST DAMN ROOM on the road! Your car is the size of a peanut, move over you twat!

  7. This might make you feel better:

    I just horked a huge loogie onto the driver’s seat of a Porsche Carrera convertible parked downtown.

    Surprise, asshole!

    I pledge to keep horking until they ban the car.

  8. Not only that, but it appears you were dumb enough to brag about your lung-butter vandalism of a porsche AND your intention to continue doing this on a public forum while using, what appears to be your real name and picture as your avatar. Real brilliant, brainwave…..fucking brilliant.

  9. Retrograde Bolshietwats who consider spitting a revolutionary act are in painful need of a little shock & awe, or at the very least a size 10 Greb workboot in the prole-hole.

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