If it wasn’t a slap in the face enough to get my heart ripped out by you a month before our wedding, you still want to sleep with me and send texts saying how sad you are. I could care less that your decision to leave me is causing you to be sad and no, you don’t get to sleep with me anymore. —#betteroff

This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2013.

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  2. “If it wasn’t a slap in the face enough to get my heart ripped out by you a month before our wedding”

    Mola Ram must have left her at the altar.

    Yes, I am fully aware of the fact that I do, indeed, suck.

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  5. Wow op.. And you didn’t see this coming? Well kudos to the guy, i guess, for being able to hide his true colours from you for so long.. Usually a leopard’s spots show up pretty damn quickly. And if they don’t, you may have a complete psycho on your hands which means you probably dodged an ACTUAL bullet..

    SO much better off.

    Let me give you some advice. Get a place downtown. Hang out with friends. Enjoy this time in the field, playa because it’s still really fun out there. 🙂 You’ll see. The single life is a lot of fun and there are lots of great people out there who deserve you. Things are going to work out fine.

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  6. I read the bitch twice and I don’t see any reference to a gender (male or female).

    In the long run OP, this would have ended up in an ugly divorce. Aside from the pretty, how-are-you, nice-to-see-you, take care of yourself divorce.

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