Whoever told you that going to your ex-girlfriend’s university and telling her new friends about all the girls you banged behind her back would be a good idea was lying to you. And whoever told you a good excuse to tell me when I confront you about it is that you said it to look cool was probably a great fucking friend. Thanks for wasting years that I could have had sex with hotter guys than you. And stop trying to text me—you’re wasting my data. —Forever Waiting for You to Get a High Schooler Pregnant

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  1. There’s a reason he did that; you have yet to come to that conclusion. When you do, you will have figured out why you’re no longer together. Then, and only then, will you realize the error of your ways. It will be an epiphany of sorts and you won’t make that mistake again, now will you?!

  2. O.K., so let me get this straight. Betty’s pissed that Archie is telling all the gang how he t-boned Veronica & her pals while Jughead watched.

    Can’t wait until the next issue!

  3. Yea CB, the reason is he’s an immature guy. I’m always amazed at how you try and turn bitches around on the OB.

    Fuck on OB, but don’t be like your high school bf (or bang buddy or whatever), and tell dudes if your exclusive or not, and don’t cheat if you say your not.

  4. Lol, he wasted your time because you could have fucked a bunch of hotter guys? You two deserve each other FFS. I’m sure your parents are proud!

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