I never see you without a smile. Your blonde hair is like a beam of sunlight, lighting up everyone’s lives. I don’t think you have a mean bone in your body, and that’s why everyone loves you. Your laugh is contagious. I know we will be together forever, hitting on everyone in the nursing home, even. —Your Oh-So-Hipster Best Friend
This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.
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