We bump into each other at a music store, only to see each other again an hour later at the drug store. We just happen to take the same bus home that day. So your response is to tell all your friends and your girlfriend that I’m obsessed with you and stalking you? She came up to me yesterday and told me to leave you alone, WTF!? I had no idea what she was going on about. You may be good looking but you have the personality of a dead fish and I’d never date you. Get the fuck over yourself pretty boy.
—Not a Stalker
This article appears in May 14-20, 2009.
Your problem isn’t with the pretty boy who used this story to solicit a reaction from his girlfriend, likely causing some sort of closer bond between the two of them… he probably even got laid as a result of telling the story… your problem should be with the stupid bitch who got in your face feeling all insecure about herself and her relationship. Maybe knowing this will ensure you don’t listen to her bullshit next time.
Don’t you just HATE presumptuous behavior?
I hope you headbutted the gf for getting up in your grill. Shit, I would.
yeah, what are the odds… I mean halifax is SOOOO big…
this shit happens all the time.
bitch needs to be taken down a notch.
If it ever happens again, when the girl approaches you telling you to stay away from her bf: Start laughing hysterically. Through your spouts of laughter try to spit out something along the lines of:
“HAHAHA, are you shitting me, HAHAHA *Put arms across stomach while bending over laughing so hard* I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole hun, he’s all yours”
Then continue laughing hysterically as you walk away, ignoring anything else she might say because you are laughing to hard to hear her.
Gotta give props where they’re due. Preach it Kay.
What?
I liked your opening comment. Right on the money.
picking myself up off the floor. holy shit!
LOL @Kay. It really isn’t THAT shocking that someone agreed with you. Lots of people agree with some of the things you say, myself being one of them….
I hope this isn’t the beginning of the end of old Kay.
I’d try to turn the tables….
WHAT? Everywhere I went, there he was…
Dude was stalking ME acting all lusty and giving me looks.
I’d watch yo back girlfriend… he a skud.
zZz she could also just say fuck all that, and confirm the other girls fears by telling him that it was too late and she already fucked him the other night. The bf told Op that the gf was pretty lame in bed, and apologize for any future times that the Op’s name is called out during sex with the gf.
LOL… I think I just fell in love with an Angel.
FABULOUS suggestion!