I feel like an extreme example of ‘be careful what you wish for because it might come true’. We have been together for 2 years, and you insist on sex every night. Whenever I am too tired, you give me a bj or a hj. I used to think a woman like you would be a dream, but it’s really getting old. Honey, sometimes a man just wants to go to sleep. —Sleepless in Halifax
This article appears in Nov 10-16, 2011.
Tell your hairy quahog to go gargle some pearls.
full moon tonight, hope it stays clear
Try snuggling instead, or giving her warm milk before bed:):)…or if all else fails make really weird noises during sex:)
If she’s not a nutjob, send her my way.
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Lol:D
Well shit we’re damned if we do and we’re damned if we don’t 😀
I guess it’s like that layer of hell where every vice you had in your life you suddenly have forced on you in infinite excess.
bite your tongue o.p., there are guys willing to take your place right now, right paul.
Hook me up!
Goddamn right, Gary.
OB, if you’re too tired at bed, there’s always time for a pre-dinner romp.
OR – see your doctor for some of those little blue pills.
I don’t think you guys have ever been in OP’s position. Last gf I was with was a total sex feind and it’s made me view sex a lot differently. Shit ain’t a party if it’s every night and I’ll take quality over quantity any day. I’d rather have it 2 or 3 times and it be mind blowing than have it every day and be average. I’m not a machine.
OP, start screaming other woman’s names. I garantee she’ll slow down.
Well, allegedly from what we have been told – NO means NO. She keeps after your parts then, there may well be a sexual assault case involved.
At least go the separate bed route, if possible separate bedroom. A person should always be able to have some personal space, even when in a relationship. Yeah non-stop action always sounds great, as a fantasy, but like many things not always so great in reality. Anything can become a boring chore if done more than we would like to do it.
Get married, it’ll end fast.
Tis true, fuck quantity! I for one don’t have the equipment for this ‘every day’ nonsense. It gets old really fast. It’s fun to build tension. And why do people wait until someone is in bed and obviously tired to try to seduce them?
OB, wait until she says she’s pregnant. Ditch the bitch now. She sounds like a psycho nympho. Hey better yet, hook her up with the Sleep Watcher.
goddamn guys, are you telling e that you can’t fuck everyday? oh my flying speghetti monster, the world is coming to an end. jesus palamino, if you can’t handle this, then there are guys like me, that just love to take your places. sure, we all need rest, but come on now, it’s only a blowjob we are talking about here. what fucking exertion do you really do?
no wonder people screw around, especially females. if you can’t handle it boys, send them to the suckster and wheelie p, we will take care of the overflow, won’t we dude? don’t be shy girls, i won’t tell who you are.
if every day is a sunny day… then what’s a sunny day?
you need shitty, rainy days (much like today) to make you appreciate the sunny ones.
or, if you will,
I CAN eat eggs benny for breakfast every day for the rest of my life…
but after a while, I guarantee I’d be craving a meat-lover’s skillet.
May be a long while… but it would happen.
No Sucks, we’re not saying we CAN’T we’re saying we’d rather not. Every day is cool for maybe a week or a month or 2 but 2 years? I’ve been there and I had to end the relationship, shit just wasn’t doin it for me anymore.
Besides horn dog girls are trouble, often not good girlfriend material.
I agree with what Mel said about building tension, it makes you appreciate it more. I hate being over stimulated.
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I would like an opportunity to discover how much is too much….if you know what I mean LOL
I take it you’re a dude SofaKing?
Halifax chicks have always been the horniest, who remembers the Palace in the 80’s?
Garbagetown – same era. Always the last stop after a night on the tiles.
“I’m not a machine.”
This made me LOL, Tommy.
Every day for two years *is* excessive. I can see being insatiable during that ‘new’ part of a relationship, but damn. And I don’t know about anyone else, but the strongest orgasms I’ve ever had are ones where the tension has built over a while. :O
OP try talking to her if she’s a good catch and tell her it’s too much. If you can’t have a mature conversation with her then Thomas is right, she’s not long term girlfriend material.
Pretty Kitty, if you want to talk about building some tension, I’m currently taking a prescription drug that takes me 1 to 2 hours to climax….all the while, I sit at an 8 or 9 out of 10, 10 being maximum – no return – stimulation. The first time, my GF thought it was a good time, but now she is afraid to come near me.
Well that sucks for you.
I guess that is all a matter of what you like and what you don’t like. To me, it is amazing.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin
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I can See Steve’s point, Hugo
like the song says…”you & me baby we ain’t nothin’ but mammals”
“So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel” ~:p
This has to be a troll, no self-respecting guy would complain about TOO MUCH SEX, TOO MANY HANDJOBS AND BLOWJOBS.
Send her over, dude… When I am done with her selfless attitude I MAY give her back. Maybe you’ll have caught up up on your cock’s beauty sleep.
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and some day you’ll look back at this day and think “What the FUCK did I type?”
PK, every day for two years is not enough… unless you insist on a 2-hour begging session first 🙂