It’s never okay, you damn dirty cowards. —Young lady looking for an old man who doesn’t know how to use a cell phone
This article appears in Jun 20-26, 2013.
Ending Things via Text Message
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No, you don’t want us old bastards. Casual flatulence, folksy racism, the only wood we get is when we wake up and we’re just as likely to break it off with you by semaphore flag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91_jymgH8QY
And to add to that we get up way too early, start the mower, and chase kids off the lawn. You’d be lucky to hear us breaking off with you with our rambling mutterings.
I’m old and cranky, would willing ditch cell phone if you’re willing to help me work through the Kama Sutra. BTW blip blip, the Kama Sutra isn’t a motorbike.
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“hey we shud brake up.lol 🙂 Yur vag is scary :(” – basically what The Captain uses as his default break-up text.
So he breaks up with you via text and you regret the relationship? So valuable it was that a main source of communication between you was texting?
So that we’re clear: If he’s such a man that he uses text to break up with you – should you not be happy, rather than angry?
Btch, u n i r dn …. ndn it nw cuz i c sm nw chk w bgr titz
yes because it’s cell phone use, and not the fact that you date douchebags.
haha.. good luck with all that.
oh crayons- speaking from experience honey.
Only a coward would do that. Just like all the tough guys (and girls) that would threaten a little old lady like myself on here.
blip you totally didn’t understand the point of what i just said at all.
For op’s benefit, what i mean op is that someone’s age or relative connection to ANY sort of social media doesn’t automatically make them a douchebag. My boyfriend and i are the same age and the only time we communicate via social media is when one of us is out of town.
It’s like saying everyone who drinks will drive drunk. When actually no, there are only a few assclowns who do that.
If one feels a text break up is acceptable, and uses said method to end it.. then a text message is acceptable. Obviously, the dumpee is going to be upset regardless of how the news was received.
Focusing on the fact he used a cell phone is a weak attempt to make him look bad, or to avoid the important issue, which is why he broke up with you.
Personally, I don’t like talking on the phone. And I`d MUCH rather get dumped via text, than have to look at the person dumping me.
If someone is breaking up with you they likely have their mind made up. Having you argue to their face might postpone the inevitable, but it`s still only a matter of time.
Sorry for your loss. But not really. Because young ladies dating older men typically don`t live in hardship.. and will probably find another sugar daddy in no time.
ive been waiting for mRmArtell to come over andd clean my pipes.is your thraet still good ?
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Only a coward would do that. Just like all the tough guys (and girls) that would threaten a little old lady like myself on here. <
I didn’t know Katy Perry reads the coast.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18rqyfzqsd…
Hey, at least it wasn’t Facebook.
If the guy is too cowardly to look you in the eyes and break it off, your better off without him.
There`s no good way to get dumped. You`d rather get the news over a candlelight dinnerÉ It`s like these crazy apostrophes and question marks. You don`t know where this came from or why it happened but it did and when you turn your computer on again, you`re back to where you should be. Yeah, it`s something like that. 😛
…lol..I suppose, whether he looks you in the eyes or sends you a Dear Jane text he’s gone…Good riddance.
You cant text message breakup!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb0s1AePP2g
@Reg: Ctrl + Shift should get you back to where you need to be. You may need to do it a few times, though.
@Reg and Cranky: LMFAO
That’s classy as fuck. Why waste your anytime minutes on bitches when you can text that shit for free? Pay as you go can bankrupt a motherfucker if he ain’t careful!