You’re not as good or satisfying as a real cigarette. Every time I inhale your vapors, I crave the raw strength that is Canadian tobacco. I long to walk into a store and re-unite with my old love. But alas, medical personnel and my financial advisers will not allow it.
E-cigarette, you’re like a poorly trained lover. You get me all hot and frothy, yet you fail to deliver the much anticipated climax. —Cranky and Unsatisfied
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.
i know what you mean, the one i tried had a 4 phase system. first month you got just about full nicotine, then weaned you off after a bit. however, they suck as a replacement, so back on the butts am i. and the prices are fucking outragious too.
Several times, I tried quitting using the patch, but realized I was getting hooked on those patches … and I was still smoking.
Now, I’m coming up on month #17 cold turkey. It’s the only way to do it. If you want to stop, you have to actually STOP smoking. Hate to say it, but there’s no easy way. The benefits, though, are defintely worth it.
OB, at least you’re quitting. Just imagine all those other people out there with lung cancer galore growing in them.
I had a lover like that once……. and only once!
What?! Are you fucking stupid? Electronic cigarettes? What a fuckwad you are!
LMFAO have you ever considered being a comedian? Pretty sure you would make a lot of loot..and then you can fire your FA. 🙂
Maybe try smoking some pot, to get rid of the itch.
Pot does help, I hear.