Dear unknown roommate, there are five of us in the house now and I think I’ve narrowed it down. All of us like to have eggs in the morning and I have seen you boiling quite a few. But it is quite fucking annoying when I open up my carton of eggs that I have only eaten four out of and the other eight are gone. Why is it that you think I wouldn’t notice that?!? I would just like to say PISS OFF MISS! —Deprived of Protein
This article appears in Jun 9-15, 2011.
oh man, i’d be in a fighting mood. i *mouse ears* cubed oeufs
im waiting for LS to offer his services in topping up her protein diet!
I agree that would be extreamly annoying and frustrating. I have to buy 3 cartons (36 eggs) every grocery day. I live alone but eat 3 to 4 eggs per day (depending).
I would make them buy their own if they were going to eat over and above their share
@ Paingirl:
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Oh those nutty Japanese messing around with genetics again, >: )
@DeadBrindi – I’m laughing so loud my cat ran under the bed.
well i must say ivan, that was disappointing http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Nothing more eggziting in your world than counting eggz? Geezuz, having 5 people in a house would put me in the chicken coop!
*groan* “don’t count your chickens before they hatch” could change to “don’t count your eggs ’cause it won’t matter”
No, No, No Paingirl – I was laughing at KBA’s comment about the Suckster, not his moniker or the sentiment behind it.
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Put a thing on your egg carton being like ‘Hey! I don’t steal your pudding, so don’t piss in my pool!’, upon which they’ll realize they’ve been stealing eggs from some goddamn lunatic, and they should probably stop lest they unleash a norman bates beast all up ons.
Suggestions. I offer dem.
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stealing eggs is a serious crime.
I wouldn’t put up with that shit. he likes them so much, decorate his door with them and see what he says.
my computer blocked the image admiral. i cannae see the image, that’s what i meant. good idea uncle ben
Ooooh, phew. It was a cube shaped egg, in reference to your”*mouse ears* cubed oeufs” comment.
Me so lame>: (
i figured it was something like a square watermelon. it’s otay the bear says i can be very vague
Put a chicken in their closet. Leave a note, “since you like eggs so much”
I had a roommate once who used to leave half-full mugs with tea and soggy Arrowroots every. gd. day.
I hated being their dish whore so much.
Christ! A dozen eggs costs $2 roughly. Can’t you afford $2?
No, no Donk, it should say “SO I HERD U LIKE EGGZ” 🙂
Also, eggs are the key to my heart <3
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haha, nice one clint
Terry Border is a genius…check out bentobjects.blogspot.com
thanks for the link avasto. i have seen some of his stuff before, it’s really cool
How do you like your eggs, mel? 😉
Benedict and hard 😀
^^ someone’s flirty today ^^
🙂
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I’ll have to keep that in mind. 😉 *googles how to cook eggs benedict*
lllllaaaarrrggghhh http://www.wanderingfork.com/wp-content/up…
I think our little nerd boy has a crush on a certain bitcher 😉
That is cruel and unusual punishment PG :(. I am trapped in an office with only some rice cakes! Help!! Eggs benedict seems like a tough thing to make, I usually get mine on the outside.
apologies dear heart. i like making them and i enjoy them being served to me. they were originally made with smoked tongue
OMFG – WE NEED A BITCHER’S SUMMIT, STAT! – and a new place that either has a breakfast buffet, or does really good eggs benny.
I know of a place on SGR that has pretty good brunch and is fairly accessible (i.e. no stairs), but I’m not sure if they have eggs benny…
Eggs benny isn’t really that hard, mel. You just have to make sure you keep whisking the hollandaise sauce. 🙂
EW tongue. They sell tongue at the grocery store — cow tongue. *shudder*
I’m leaving for the big smoke on Monday and won’t be available until into July-ish. So I’m good for this sunday and not much else.
i have a place in mind, it’s on sgr. easily accessed and they take reservations. i actually prefer eggs florentine with hollandaise not mornay. who am i kidding, i would eat eggs in any cooked form
I’m absolutely good for this Sunday, and a farewell to PK rave-up might be fun.
I’m good for Sunday…
I’m going down the Valley for Father’s Day this weekend so I wouldn’t be able to make it if it were this Sunday.
*sigh* i’m making ribs for pader’s day and we’re attending a beastie bum sniffing event. i can send the place i have in mind to pk or ivan and you can have fun without me. sorry i’ve posted this before http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Who else is good for sunday?
Oh shit that’s right — sunday’s father’s day.
*sigh* I’m out, then 🙁
Sorry guys 🙁
I’ve been to Tom’s a couple of times for brunch in the last month or so. It’s really decent – cheap ceasars. You guys should give that a try. Sit on the patio in the sun ( which is totally accessible. I’m not sure it’s accessible – unless you go in another door to the building…).
I’m not around this weekend, so no brunch for me. Hopefully I’ll catch one in July.
i emailed a spot i like to ivan, no patio but has everything else we need
Yeah I’m busy for the next few Sundays, actually.
The earliest I could do anything would be the weekend of July 9th/10th.
After that I’m fairly wide open.
If I lived in my old unit I’d totally host y’all. BBQ/potluck — I had a FABULOUS (and I mean FABULOUS) patio. It was like an oasis. I miss lounging down there in the summer 🙁
That’s my first free weekend as well (I’m pretty sure).
I would just like to say that I found the title “Egg Bandit” amusing. Made me half chuckle.
my backyard beckons pk, but that’s a big line for me to cross. what’s a harf a larf sound like tommy^^
Smitty’s has amazing EVERYTHING and has breakfast all day so I can sleep in if I want and still get my egg fix. I had the eggs Benny at Canadiana a couple times and it too was supa gud! It’s just in a horrible spot :)!
i’d be in the next summit if it’s any time before the 21st or after july 12th. Available any time between July 12th and 27th. (I know i’m still a newb in the whole bitcher community, but gotta start somewhere 😉 )
Ihop is by FAR my favourite cheap breakfast place … the nearest one is probably in Maine.
ROAD TRIP!
Haha
Gotta agree with Donk. Not my top favourite place but IHOP is definitely a palace of tasty awesomeness and ginormous pancakes. Maybe they can open a franchise in Halifax?
I’m in.
Ivan knows where & when? KK.
I hope it’s NOT someplace crowded.
it probably won’t happen til july hugo. i have a resto i’ve picked, it’s in my currently section. tell ivan to send you my review
Jim’s on the Bedford highway has excellent brekkys…eggs benny included…cheap and chearful diner/lunch counter style. And they have an outdoor patio with great views of the Basin…(and the CN Rail yard..:S) Totally recommended.
OB – While cleaning out the fridge, I found some old eggs tucked away in the back….want them for a trap?
Summit – not going to happen today, is it? 🙁
Sorry Hugo – too many absentees who love their Dads (splitters, wankers) Prolly when PK comes back from Hogtown in a couple of weeks. Always up for a Saturday afternoon pint, though.
i less than three youse guys too^^ we had four dogs in the shoppe yesterday and the rain held off til we got home http://alldogpictures.tk/resimler/rhodesia…
I like eggs benny where you replace the back bacon with smoked salmon.
I know it has a different name than Eggs benedict… I just can’t remember it, if you like smoked salmon you’ll love this.
Also my lover makes it with Bearnaise sauce as a variation, & that’s pretty sweet as well.
Happy fathers day to all you dads out there…everyone get/do their obligatory phone call or visit ?
i love bernaise sauce, i could put that shit on everything^^llllaaarrrggh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggs_Benedict
i’m making back ribs from the men in my clan
*for* i haven’t resorted to longpig just yet
Not exactly dietary.
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Unless it’s a crappy weather Sunday, I’ll miss the summits 🙁
I’ll be biking instead 🙂
oh man, my heart hurts^^
I had some eggs Benny yesterday at Smitty’s as well as getting someone else addicted to them :D! And then I saw some armored men fighting to the death
like this mel http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/05/mashe…
Somewhat, only I think it was real metal armor they made themselves!
That would have been the SCA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_C…). They do make the armor themselves, but it doesn’t necessarily have to be metal (because metal is expensive). A lot of people use either leather or hard plastic.
do they mind if random people come and watch them play 195?
I think spectators are welcome are their large events, but not their practices I don’t think. I could be wrong, though.
it looks like a lot of fun
Yeah it does. I almost considered getting into it but I don’t have a) a whole lot of space to work on/store a full suit of armor or b) a car, which would be kind of necessary for hauling a suit of armor around.
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RUNAWAY! RUNAWAY!
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