I hate taking the elevator in my apartment building because of the off chance that I will run into you, Blinky.
You’re revolting in every way, from your Ellen Degeneres mannerisms to your Easter Island face.
Not only that, the way you constantly blink is just unnerving. Get some eyedrops, or some sunglasses, or something.
Why can’t you realize that I don’t want to talk to you? That is why I don’t make eye contact and never face you, and get off on the 2nd floor but I LIVE ON THE 9th!
Please fuck off. You annoy me.
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2008.
Poor Blinky – her only crime seems to be existing in your air space. You poor , pathetic baby, hopefully one day someone will treat you with the same creepy disdain over that rotted melon you call a head.
Enjoy the long walk up, asshole!
Get over yourself!
It sounds like poor Blinky’s only real crime is giving you the benefit of the doubt as to the type of person you are. Poor Blink obviously has terrible taste… either that, or else you’re just so deluded about your level of appeal that you think everybody’s in love with you. I’d put good money on the likelihood that you’re probably a total dufus.