You know who you are and for what school you claim to work hard for. I heard you. You were on your cell complaining about the ” retards” you oversee and even openly stated its part time and explained that the school “will hire anyone”. Who are you?! How’d you get that position?! You’re gross; talking about all the drugs you took and how hungover from the weekend you just had. Even stated you had the chance to do so bc your “deadbeat ex” had “the asshole” for those days. You do know about kharma, right? My teenager heard you and was disturbed and disgusted and wants to report you. Food for thought: he isn’t a deadbeat if he pays the grand per month you claimed so loudly for “section 13 and 7” and does weekends. —Annoyed by your performance and character
This article appears in Nov 21-27, 2013.
It’s who you know 🙂
So many good teachers can’t get jobs. So many who have the jobs are just terrible teachers. I met some of them!
Y’know that cool teacher you had in Grade 10? The one who was into manga and anime.
Guess what – He was thinking about hentai the whole time he was teaching you.
Heh heh heh.
There are good and bad teachers…the good ones captivate,motivate, and inspire students to want to learn.
The bad ones didn’t care if the students learned at all, and some I didn’t even like being in their classroom.
Certain stories brings back fond memories and this true story is my Christmas present to MontrealMan.
I started grade 7 and decided to take French that year. I patiently waited for the teacher to arrive and in comes this vision of loveliness. I think she knew I was having troubles as my eyes bulged out more than Marty Feldman’s, my tongue on the floor required a rod and reel to retract back into my mouth, and a teepee was slowly rising.
Miss( insert name) had me all messed up as a young lad. Oo laa laa. She always wore flowery dresses and as she bent over I could see her undies and saw beautiful buttocks and a nice round mound in front, many times I’d throw chalk or erasers to watch her bend over..I could picture how glorious her magnificent labia would have been. A few times I could make out the outline of her magnificent labia that would simply drive me crazy. I would fantasize, oh my God I’m getting hot thinking about her, that the flowers on her dress were her labia and I was a hummingbird sticking my bill in to get the sweet nectar that would be secreted.
If only she knew how many wet dreams she caused, she lived up the street from me and I would dream that I’d go to her house on a hot sticky August night, take her out back to a secluded place and play out this fantasy with her labia.
End of school year I found out I passed her class, went up to her trembling and asked why I didn’t fail….oh how I wanted to be in her class the next year. She told me I didn’t try hard enough to fail. It wouldn’t have mattered as she moved away the next year. To this day I sometimes think about her and the overpowering effect she had on this Klydester.
Happy holidays MontrealMan.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4193765376/h2…
Just kidding, Klydester.
I can’t wait until MM deconstructs your story. Will he attack it from a Freudian or a Jungian position?
Nice to have you back Col. Ivan.
Disgraceful.
Jungian, of course. Freud would be too easy with what he has to work with.
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: Klydester (11/26, 12:25PM)
A very interesting post Klyde. I think what we’re looking at here is an instance of what might be called ‘pedagogical layering.” What does that mean?
Pedagogical layering involves adding a dimension to the course content conventionally conceived. Ordinarily it involves bringing in artifacts of one sort or another into the class to heighten student interest. Were he a teacher, for instance, Ivan might bring in his toy models which, on reflection, might not have a discernible at all.
However, in the case of your French teacher, things were obviously different. She knew that you were just entering full-blown puberty and decided to capitalize on your hormonal rush. To this end she bent over whenever possible, displaying her gorgeous buttocks and, of course, he magnificent labia pressing, oh God, pressing against her lace-trimmed panties. Your mind was blown. Frequently you had to seek relief. In this case, she was practicing a sophisticated form of layering called “imprinting.” That she was successful is clear in your last sentence.
Clearly, a master teacher!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Man…gross. So glad I know this about you now, Klyde. Next time have a yank BEFORE posting.
FYI, I was just regaling a story when I was in grade 7 for Montrealman for Christmas present, has absolutely nothing to do with the here and now, lol. Those urges are long gone but memories are still there.
Oh, you were just talking about your adolescent wet dreams for montreal man. Well, that clears things up.
Anyway, OP – I don’t think this person has any business being around kids. Just read in the metro that NS ranks pretty low on global standards for literacy and arithmetic. With people like this as role models, I can’t say that I am surprised. I’d say to contact the school but I doubt the school could do much based on a convo you overheard on the bus. Our community is going down the toilet.
I bet it was an Educational Assistant, the ones who look after special needs kids. She sounds like a real piece of work. That’s why I drive quickly through Fairview.
Education “at” it’s finest. and Karma minus the aitch. Sorry I couldn’t hold off anymore.
actually we firmly believed our junior high was where NS sent all it’s pedophile teachers it was somehow unable to fire outright. In my short time there, there were four of them (I’m not guessing.. I’m counting) running around. It was extremely unpleasant.
The local high school, by contrast, was where they sent all the disinterested schmucks who hated nothing more than teenagers and life. They would blatantly challenge (No not the good kind) and humiliate any kids with even an ounce of potential. We had a math teacher who singled out quiet or unpopular boys and called them “gaylords”. At least that’s the NICEST word I can remember him uttering from his neverending lexicon of homophobia. And an English teacher who would fart in our faces as he strolled up and down the aisles during exam time.
And no. This was not far enough into the past to have narrowly missed the era of politically correct education. It was just that nobody gave a damn.
And i see it’s still going strong. This doesn’t surprise me in the least. Keep the province with the lowest incomes and the highest taxes from ever figuring it out by churning out idiots from piss-poor public education. It really sounds like your dear friend is going to be a big star, op…
Jesus…
And, get this, I LIKED the farting English teacher. Because at least he let us write.
That’s fascinating, rWS. I’ll alert the local media.
Ivan, you aware that rWS “LIKED the farting English teacher?” Tune into The Course with Ivan Levant.
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:Ho!s+Th@+R@ge (11/26, 7.46PM)
Thanks for ruining MM’s Christmas present, you Grinch otterbox.
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: Klydester (11/28, 4:47PM)
You mustn’t be put out by the Grinch Otterboxes, Klyde. I appreciated your Christmas present a great deal principally because, in addition to being very humorous and, of course, featured your French teacher’s gorgeous buttocks and magnificent labia, it showed mature reflection which, as you know, is a rare commodity on this site. Thanks again.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
NP Klydester, was a nice change of pace from your usual Tim Hortons ads at the very least.
Hmmm, Ho!s+Th@+R@ge, I just noticed that on many of my previous posts, all of a sudden I see a bunch of dislikes. Great!! I can count on your support.
btw, I haven’t disliked any of your comments on any post so your post (11/26, 7.46PM) has a dislike which isn’t from me, you’ll have to give that credit to someone else.
Suck it up buttercup. I don’t give a flying fiddle about likes/dislikes so have at it.
BTW, is this you and MM?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id…
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:Ho!s+Th@+R@ge (11/28, 7.46PM)
I had said in my last post that i noticed the dislikes, I didn’t say I cared. You can read can you?. Show me where it says I cared. If you read posts then you would have noticed my post in response to another member in thread ” Jealous Bitch? (11/26, 12.47PM). Go take a look see.
“Have at it”, I believe that was my response to commenters when the topic was about Plenty of Flounders. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you.
I’m beginning to think that you’ve been hoisting that rage for so long that I think it’s time to go see a doctor buttercup, I worry about you having high blood pressure. Maybe changing your name to lower+h@+R@ge may be a step in the right direction.
I think you’re itching for a spiel with this Klydester, not going to happen, I don’t play victim for anyone…start looking for another one. Maybe a battle of your egos, let me know who wins.
btw, nice video, I can’t speak for MM, but if you knew what I looked like, you’d know I don’t resemble anyone in that video.
Have a great day HTR and I count on your continued support. Please go see a doctor.
PPS :
I’m going for coffee, you don’t need to know where HTR.
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: Klydester (11/28, 7:18PM)
Well Klyde, I always take the view that the more “”Dislikes” I get on any of my posts the better. There are two reasons I say this: (1) The “Dislikes” are there for those who are unable to articulate the reasons why they dislike a particular post since they lack the minimum capacity for even rudimentary reflection. Without the “Dislike” tab, they are mute. (2) Of course, being unable to articulate the reasons why they happen to dislike any particular post of mine, the “Dislikers” simply reflect the vague, generalized hostility felt to Montrealman – can you imagine? – that accompanies such inability. It is a sort of sour fog which envelopes them and for which nothing can provide relief. It is a combination of stupidity and ineptitude. So Klyde, I hope that I shall get as many “Dislikes” as possible as a result of this comment. My comment might be seen as a mirror of stupidity which the “Dislikers” hold up to their pimpled, slack-jawed and stupid faces.
: Hoist (11/28, 7:46PM)
I never watch youtube attachments because they are invariably just shit. The reason they are just shit is because they lack any discernible thought content. Of course, those who send youtube attachments reveal that they too are without minimal coherent reflection. In a word, they are simply shitheads.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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:MontrealMan (11/29, 9.04AM)
It would be interesting if the Coast took away the dislike button so people would have no recourse but to voice their reasoning for disliking a specific comment.
I have always belived the education system was seriously flawed here in NS, not somewhere you put your kids to learn….but rather something they have to endure.
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: Klydester (11/29, 10:09AM)
I agree 100% Klyde but look at the word “reasoning” in your comment. If the Coast took away the dislike button the “Dislikers” would suffer immediate mental meltdown because, of course, they are unable to reason. They are unable to think. They would be undone. The dislike button is simply a crutch for the intellectually disenfranchised.
For example, look at the next comment. Swordfish believes that the education system is “seriously flawed” but does he give reasons? Of course not. He simply assumes that his assertion about the education system and the truth about the education system are indistinguishable, that they are one and the same. Put differently, he simply assumes his conclusions rather than establishing them. In his view, his assertions are just self-validating.
What a wanker.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Sounds to me like the two of you would benefit from a box of tissues.
uws no need to alert the media. Three of the pedophiles beat you to it.